Good morning folks.
Hot out there isn't it?
Man, fuck summer.
Fuck it directly in it's ass.
If you're a global warming truther then I don't know how much more anecdotal proof you're going to need to cause you to remove your head from your sweaty rectum and wake up and smell the melting
Hoy es...um...el partido de Ingleterra...ah nuts to this.
It's Saturday and it's time for the Open Championship (you know, the one over in, um, Britain). Apparently Tiger Woods is making a run for it, so...get ready for the hype. Oh. Looks like he's done for today after shooting a 66.
I've had a fairly crappy week this week. But don't worry, I'm not going to tell you about it.
But trust me, things here at home sucked this week. So what's my solution?
I'M GETTING THE HELL OUTTA HERE!!!!
Yes, as soon as I'm done writing this post I'll be heading to the
INT. RECORDING STUDIO - DAY
The PRODUCER sits behind his desk, while a harried-looking DJ3000 escorts a pale-faced and shaking ROOMBA to the exit.
DJ3000: ...AND I PROMISE YOU THAT WE WILL NEVER ASK YOU TO DO ANYTHING LIKE THIS AGAIN.
ROOMBA: [makes sad chiming noise, leaves]
PRODUCER: Man, I'm surprised he didn't just
Los Titancanos' DE Jurrell Casey will continue to take a knee and protest during the national anthem, in spite of the greed lords owners latest rule change.
"I'm going to take my fine... It is what it is, I ain't going to let them stop me from doing what
Welcome back to the Beat! Last week, there were a pair of controversial decisions and neither of them were Chomp's fight. Also three robots went 0-3 crippling their chances of making the big end-of-season playoff bracket. This week, we have all sorts of crazy matchups, including my favorite-looking bot, Warhead.
The problem with summertime in your twenties is that it seems like every weekend gets booked up with stuff. I've got a wedding to attend this weekend, a family retreat next, and another wedding after that. Whatever happened to sitting on your couch in your underwear, drunk at 4:30 PM
The day is here.
It has arrived.
Today, the day after the MLB All Star game, is officially the slowest sports day in the entire calendar year.
Not a single one of the major sports are playing meaningful games.
This is the absolute pinnacle of nothingness, the zenith. The anti-nadir. The nexus
In an effort to revive the ratings of its stagnant paranormal series, The Dead Files, The Travel Channel's brain trust has piloted a partnership with the National Football League to boost ratings for the show as its airs its 10th season. In return, this deal will introduce the NFL to
Yup, that's where I went with the title. Because as I mentioned last year, I did have the fortune to go to the 2008 game, and it was a midsummer night's dream to me.
…If you think that joke's bad, wait until I tell you about the piece one of my
As I mentioned, this isn't the fun-time alcohol party mix. This is the dark side. I'll let David Foster Wallace share some words on the process, and how bad it can get. (And don't anybody go worrying about me; this isn't a cry for help or anything, as Balls Of
The dust has been settled, the alcohol from Sunday has finally worn off and the teams have gone home. It's time for some concluding thoughts about this World Cup.
Where do you rank this World Cup?
Balls: I've said it before, but I honestly think it's the Best World Cup EVAR! I've