Yep, I'm mailing this one in big time this week. Mostly because I'm traveling and I procrastinated all week on writing it until it was too late. I probably should have shopped it out to someone else, actually. Meh. Who cares?
But there is no content this week other than pretty
INT. ELI MANNING'S BEDROOM - NIGHT
DANIEL JONES removes the set of earplugs that ELI MANNING had provided him with.
DANIEL: Hey, that was pretty boss!
ELI: [wary of sarcasm] Really?
DANIEL: [seemingly genuine] Yeah man, totally.
ELI: [smiles bashfully] Yeah, I guess it's pretty cool.
DANIEL: [points to the speakers attached to ELI's computer] Let's crank it up some
So, I've ignored this spirit long enough. It's my fault tequila doesn't hold a place on my bar. I usually keep vodka, whisk(e)y and gin in the three decanters that occupy the prime real estate on my bar.
The fact that I own tequila and rarely use it is something of
Jesus Tapdancing Christ, did I feel old today. My back flared up, and I lost half the feeling below the waist. THE GOOD FEELING! Going to work absolutely sucked giant ass. However, coming home to some Tramadol made things all better.
Also, it made the dogs look like Martians.
Last week, Eli got introduced to his brand new teammate Daniel Jones. We'll see what the rest of the night has in store for them on Friday, but for now let's enjoy the soundtrack of Eli's tween years with the topic of "Kid Stuff". The Pick of the Week goes
Hello all - after almost six months away, the CFL Beat makes its glorious return this week! I'm looking forward to another year of covering the ridiculous sport of Canadian football for all of you; the season kicks off earlier than ever this year, with Week 1 games starting on
Some mentally ill member of the Honey Badger's family tried to extort between $1.5 - $5.0 million from him.
A cousin in Louisiana was apparently going to tell the media that Tyrann Mathieu "did something" unless he got paid.
When Mathieu blocked him on all media, the cousin
Angel’s Share, East Village. 2:47 am, May 22nd, 2019
Door handles. Door handles jiggle when they are locked. Why do door handles jiggle when they are locked but turn smoothly otherwise? This thing isn't even supposed to be locked.
These are the thoughts of a typically straight-laced professional on the tail end
This is my favourite "theme" Round that the AFL does to promote a cause or honor a group of people. In this case, it is Sir Doug Nicholls, a pioneer in advocating for Aboriginal people's rights in Australia. You can read last year's post to discover about the man and
The Bucs have inked Ndamukong Suh to a one-year deal to ply his wares in pirate country.
This will mark Suh's fourth team since being drafted, having played for the Lions, Dolphins, and Rams previously.
To use nfl.com's assessment, Tampa released the 2010 #3 overall pick (Gerald McCoy) so
The team at DFO is committed to brightening the world with insights, observations, and dick jokes. This mailbag feature is just one more way in which we extend our mission beyond football to the rest of life’s broad and multi-chromatic palette. While the NFL season is over until THE SHIELD cranks up the bullshit
As I repeat every Victoria Day:
Under Canadian law, the date is reserved in anniversary of the birth of the monarch. A national commemoration dating from the time of Queen Victoria, an amendment to the Statutes of Canada in 1952 established the celebration of Victoria Day on the Monday preceding May