As many of you know, I like to complain. The weather, sports, politics, nothing ever seems to be good enough for Brocky. Naturally this extends to fantasy football, the thing that is supposed to distract me from those things. Such misfortune can’t possibly be the result of my own ineptitude,
First, your Power Rankings Update:
Last week (Week 2):
Top 5: PIT, GB, KC, NE, ATL
Bottom 5: IND, SF, CLE, CHI, BUF
This week (Week 3):
Top 5: PIT, KC, NE, ATL, OAK
Bottom 5: IND, SF, CLE, CHI, CIN
Why the 2-0 Broncos are still on the outside, while N*'s victory over a consistently-underwhelming Saints team makes for the
It's never too early to laugh at the NFL. I will, over the course of the season, chronicle the experience of the LA football fan and compare/contrast the performance of LA's real teams (USC and UCLA) versus those money-grubbing assholes trying to "Fight for LA" (RAMMIT and Shitty Clippers).
Significant injuries from the weekend:
Greg Olsen - broken foot - 6-8 weeks
Vic Beasley - torn hamstring - 4-6 weeks
If the Falcons season goes to hell as a result, DFO CALLED IT!
HODOR - out for Week-3.
The NFL was denied an injunction to relieve the
You know, sometimes it is nice to be wrong. And to have something good happen first thing in the morning that gives you happiness the rest of the day. No, I'm not talking about a morning blowjob, 69, or anal. Not yet anyway.
Let's get started!
Welcome to Balls of Steel's
What Week One surprises will turn into bonafide trends? What will fall into the vapor as if they were mere pre-season fixtures, or mad ether hallucinations? Hack, cough, Jaguras competence. READ ON!
Yeah, the fucking asswipe P*ts came out firing, and buried the hapless Aints alive. Gronk may be ded again,
Woof! So many delightful games! (I wrote this around noon-I have no idea) Here's a preview of another NFC Championship Game. I can hear the wailing and gnashing of teeth from Cowboys fans near and far. And yes, they have a point. We'll see how things shake out over the
The Cowboys/Broncos tilt is far and away the best game available here but I might sneak in some Jets/Raiders action when no one is looking. TO THE GAMES!
Mia/LAC: The Fins finally get a game under their collective belts and I can stuff some Ajayi into my lineup. The Clips lost pg Chris
Man, I had a great time on this very site yesterday while pretending to be a shut-in. All that was missing was a van to pick me up to get the weekly groceries. I'll just assume that the higher-ups are working on that. TO THE GAMES!
Chi/TB: Will qb Winston be
So, NHL training camps opened this week. The important thing is that the return of hockey will bring me many national games to enjoy on the days between football games. There's about three weeks of garbage hockey to get through before the Canucks can start letting me down for real.
We here on this fair site have a deep deep hatred for the Patriots. Their “success” and the reaction of their fanbase to this success has fed the hate and kept it at a nice even temperature long enough to smoke all the cattle in Texas.
In a similar vein, the
I hope you enjoyed last week's hefty smorgasbord, but the pickings are way the fuck thinner this weekend, at least the Saturday portion. Onwards we go, nonetheless!
Palace and Soton open things up (7:30, NBCSN), with the former sporting a new manager after collecting ZERO points from the first four fixtures. Saints have