Today is Arbor Day.
So go plant a tree...so to speak.
But yes, Arbor Day, or more specifically Trees....is our theme this week, one way or another.
Yes, I know you were expecting something NFL Draft related probably. But fuck those idiots. I can barely stand to watch real NFL during the season
I was going to try to put together a mock draft for Rounds 2-3 but then I realized that doing that would be A LOT of work and I didn't want to. So I rang the alarm bell at the DFO clubhouse and called in some reinforcements. The following, pictured
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY
A pair of radio professionals are busy setting up the studio for the afternoon's show. A large piece of electronic equipment is directly outside the studio door, appearing to peer inside.
DJ 3000: ...ALL I AM SAYING IS THAT GIVEN THE NATURE OF MY EXISTENCE I WOULD
The scene: Fort Lauderdale, Florida. Future Moose is silently packing up the Moosemobile, Cookiethulhu is cleaning the windows and Old School Zero looks over a map. In the back seat of the Moosemobile Señor Weaselo lies in a fetal position, occasionally making whimpering sounds. Otto's Brain comes rolling up.
As you may recall about a month ago I put together a somewhat researched mock draft, doing the best I could with several hours of research and writing and stuff. It was actually a fair amount of work and gave me a new appreciation for all the work that the
So whose it gonna be? Whose luck finally runs out when the Browns turn in their draft index card thingy?
Is it going to be Myles Garrett, the three-year star out of Texas A&M, who averaged over ten sacks and two forced fumbles a season? The 6'4", 272-pound nightmare fuel who
I've done a lot of reading on the First World War as of late; one of the more recent discoveries from my Wikipedia rabbit-holes is that there was, as it turns out, a pretty significant amount of fighting between the Germans and the British in Africa starting in 1914. With
First off, a song:
That's cathartic. Now, on to the matches.
St. Louis versus Nashville
Both teams looked really good in the first round.St. Louis came out and handed defeat to a declining North Stars Wild team that looked ready for golf season before the round started. Nashville answered all Hawk-haters dreams
Ext. Two men sit on the sills of their car, taking in the Utah view and contemplating the directions their lives are going in.
John Schneider: Pete?
Pete Carroll: Yes, John?
JS: How many more places do we have to visit?
PC: Just this one, John. The draft is next week, so I just
No time for love, Dr. Jones- let's get right down to it.
BRING FORTH THE ACCUSED!
CHARGE: Indecent exposure
With apologies to WhyEaglesWhy.
Can you hear it? Can you hear the low, menacing rumble, like a thousand Peter Kings' stomaches in an Acela™ Quiet Car? That's the sound of the City of
NFL News: two days until the Draft.
Adrian Peterson has indeed signed a two-year, $7 million contract with the Saints.
it's effectively one-year, plus incentives, with a team-option for a second.
Oh - the Saints open in Minnesota Week-1.
No one can blame him: AJ McCarron wants out of Cincinnati.
Well, that didn’t take long.
I now hate Cubs fans more than I hate Patriots fans. Part of this new black well of hatred is the fault of my oldest spawn – JJ Fozz III. (Yes, there is a third generation Fozz, but he is nothing like his father. He is