I Accidentally Had Vodka For Breakfast

Don T

Don T

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¡Viva Puerto Rico Libre!
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The culprit:

I opened the fridge and grabbed a half-empty water bottle of a greenish, Crystal Like substance. I gulped some during my commute and…

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Sure enough, had a smell and it was pungent. Not punchy like tequila or rum, nor aromatic like gin. Just the nondescript and soothing alcohol smell of vodka. Panicked, I dumped the rest.

Not having had a drink since last summer, my gaze feels heavier and my head giddy. Surprisingly, I felt guilty for only a moment; unsurprisingly, I could go for an obscure German brew and a tres leches right now. Opted for a Coke and ????, ’cause of work and shit. Keeping a glum expression is still kinda difficult.

In lieu of finger pointing, I’ll be an intent listener of teenage explanations and motherly takes on Senior-itis when I get home tonight. My main takeaway right now:  God bless vasectomies.

Don T
Don T

Poor choices, mixed results.
¡Viva Puerto Rico Libre!
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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Old School Zero
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“Uh, yeah, me too, ‘accidentally’…” — Donte Stallworth

SonOfSpam
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I’m disappointed in your son in that he should’ve hidden it better.

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Low Commander of the Super Soldiers
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“Hey, me too! For the last two and a half years!”

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Three questions:
1. Why was it greenish?
2. Having seen that it was greenish, why did you drink it?
3. Do you or do you not now have super powers?

ballsofsteelandfury
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Counterpoint: You don’t need a vasectomy if you only go in the butt.

BTW, “I Accidentally Had Vodka For Breakfast” is one of the greatest titles of a post we’ve ever had here.

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