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theeWeeBabySeamus

theeWeeBabySeamus

An unapologetic, even if often manic-depressive (it’s a requirement given his choices of sports teams), fan of NC State University, the Baltimore Ravens and the Baltimore Orioles.When not parked in front of the computer and/or TV, can often be found on the golf course shouting obscenities to no one in particular.
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Greetings and Salutations, my imaginary friends.

For those of you whose seed was mighty enough to further the overpopulation of the planet, congrats.  For some of you, just having sex should be lauded…let alone actually having one of your swimmers plant its flag.  So, here’s to you…I guess.

For some of you, this is your first Father’s Day.  You know who you are, but does this look familiar yet?

Plus don’t forget, you’ve got big shoes to fill….

Anywhooooo….

Here’s to ya, Dads!!!!!!!!

What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is a going’ on here?

 

117th US Open Championship

The US Open train should be pulling into the station in just a little while.  If you wanna see it come in (giggity), tune in to FOX.  At the time of this writing, there are still nearly a dozen guys with a chance to win this thing, five of whom are within one stroke of the lead and have yet to tee off for the day.  It could be a very interesting finish.  Just saying.

 

MLB

Still doing their thing, as always.  Plus they’re all wearing some really ugly baby blue (don’t say Carolina Blue….don’t say Carolina Blue) uniforms this weekend in honor of Father’s Day and also prostate cancer….apparently.  I’ll be pleased to see those go away after today.

Of course, the games are still predictably bad.  Although fortunately I will not have to drive to Baltimore later and finally torture hug Ubaldo Jimenez (yet)…..

Dude actually pitched 7.0 innings complete, yielding only 2 runs on 4 hits.  Holy shit, bizarro world has arrived.

At least when the bullpen blows it, such as they are trying hard to do right now as I’m typing this, it won’t be that hapless Dominican’s fault this time.

[UPDATE]: O’s hang on for the 8-5 win to take the series over the Redbirds.  (Sorry King Hippo)

But I digress….

Tonight:

  • Boston at Houston – 8:00pmEDT – ESPN

 

College World Series

Yesterday in Omaha (no Peyton, I told you already), Oregon State and LSU advanced into the winner’s bracket on their side of the bracket, sending Fullerton and Florida State respectively into the loser’s bracket.

Earlier this afternoon, Louisville took down Texas A&M.  The Cards now await the winner of tonight’s contest, while aTm awaits the loser.

Tonight:

  • Florida v TCU – 7:00pmEDT – ESPN2

Not the two happiest songs about fathers, admittedly.  But I like ’em.  Anyway here’s one that’s at least a little less unhappy…

OK, go forth and comment.

Love ya’s

theeWeeBabySeamus
theeWeeBabySeamus

An unapologetic, even if often manic-depressive (it’s a requirement given his choices of sports teams), fan of NC State University, the Baltimore Ravens and the Baltimore Orioles. When not parked in front of the computer and/or TV, can often be found on the golf course shouting obscenities to no one in particular.

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I can’t believe the backlash from people supporting Alex Jones claiming his freedom of speech was infringed on because certain markets didn’t air his interview and people saying that it shouldn’t have aired where it did.

“HOW DARE YOU BREAK THE FIRST AMENDMENT! HE CAN SAY WHAT HE WANTS AND BE ON WHATEVER SHOW HE WANTS AT ANY TIME HE WANTS!”

“You know it doesn’t give him the right to be on TV whenever he wants, the show has to invite him and be willing to air what he says. He has insane and easily disprovable claims that he yells”

“IF A MURDERER WANTED AIR TIME YOU HAVE TO GIVE HIM AIR TIME TO TELL HIS SIDE OF THE STORY. THIS MAN REACHES MILLIONS WITH HIS SHOW SO HE DESERVES THE RIGHT TO SAY WHAT HE BELIEVES ON NATIONAL TV”

“That is quite possibly the stupidest argument I have ever heard”

“FUCKING LIBTARD CUCKS. THIS IS THE GOD DAMN MEXICANS IN OUR COUNTRY CAUSING THIS”

“In no way does that have anything to do with anything we are talking about”

“IF THE BLACKS IN THIS COUNTRY EVER WORKED WE WOULDN’T HAVE THIS PROBLEM”

“Again, nothing to do with letting an insane person get national TV time on a government subsidized network that also has sponsors to contend with.”

“THIS IS OBVIOUSLY A LIBERAL MEDIA AGENDA TO DISCREDIT AMERICAN HEROS”

“So, which grade of elementary school did you fail out of and never go back to?”

My side of the conversation is fake. Every other piece is a direct quote or modified quote from something I have seen

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This isn’t specific to this interview but why can no journalist ever make a person answer a simple question?

“Do you believe Sandy Hook was faked?”

“Well, America has had a bunch of soldiers killed in the middle east, so I can’t answer that question”

“Shut the fuck up asshole, answer my yes or no question”

“There are many factors that…”

“Yes on No?”

“I remember when I was growing up…”

“YES OR NO?”

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Because they’re cretins.

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Costco rules.

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Damn

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Go ahead and steal all the silverware. I won’t care.

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All right, early day tomorrow, long day tomorrow. And I need to use my sleep to determine if I want to be enough of a mischievous dick to heat up a cold war for the next two weeks. Hey, it might be fun!

Night, lizard people.

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Jonah’s uncle Jeff is easily my favorite Veep character.

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Harsh, but fair

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This shouldn’t be funny, but it is.
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We all need a distraction from our everyday lives, your highness. Plus, you saw your entire home planet get blowed up (blowed up real good!). That’s some real therapy shit.

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Slight weapons malfunction, Han? Did you really think that would work?
/Apparently Star Wars is on some channel

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Please tell me he won a Darwin Award.

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I think the person has to die to win, and sadly this doesn’t qualify.

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I thought it was just “removing yourself from the gene pool.” Death is the most likely cause of it, but there are others.

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Blastoff!

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Whuddya know? A real butthole surfer.

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Howzyaboys?! Pole axed by 4 20 oz. beers after work. Washed dried & replaced all pillowcases today! [does Carlton dance] Do I keep Amari Cooper?!?? Do I feed the cat?! (No euphemism) Do I have a breaking bad episode in me? (No) is Melvin Gordon for real?

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Are any of us for real, really?

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Oh, I’m real. I just think if I tried to gallop across the line of scrimmage, my thighs would be pulverized into talcum. Fucked around & traded Jordan Howard in a keeper league where the reigning champ has L bell, D Johnson & gronk. I’ll I have is Zeke. Amari is awesome but inconsistent. Cool being interested. It means it’s CLOSE. WOW, this is good shit….

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Light reading, anyone?

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Still possibly my favorite moment of any show, ever.

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Ugh. I’m full of salmon and rice cooker stir fry.

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Having spent the entire day at a Beerfest yesterday, I had absolutely no desire to drink anything at all today. I got a headache even just thinking about having a beer, which I assume is my liver rabidly fighting my brain for survival. Of course, the afternoon at my Grandparent’s was quite… complicated.

“I don’t want to get political, BUT…”

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