Runny or not, here I come!

[These were mine this morning] So, in a totally different bent from Horatio’s slow march toward oblivion, here is a totally frivolous jog… How the fuck do you cook your eggs? My breakfast is quite often the runny yolk and whatever whites—cooked, not gelatinous—get scooped out along with it onto a buttered crumpet

Occasional Puzzle: Prelude to The Alex ‘n’ Andy Show

Normally this would be part of the original post (which will be ready...eventually) but I thought we needed something here to lighten the mood a little. [INT, BASEMENT] 5CHAN: [hacks into sbnation] 5CHAN: [looks up user "PhillyFan"] 5CHAN: [changes username to "FillyPhan"] 5CHAN: [changes user avatar into image of man fornicating with horse] 5CHAN: [changes blog

I Buried My Dog Today

Yeah, if you're still reading after that I'm not apologizing for the resulting depression.  You can't say I wasn't pretty clear up front where this was going, and I need to vent. Mocha was well over 12, maybe slightly over 13.  She was a rescue dog we picked up back in

KSK Radio: 6-26-15

Sorry for the late post and brevity - paying work calls.  Perhaps the considerable heft of this week's playlist can make up for it, though.  Enjoy! https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLM8nWenhx6H-d4KvqbVVn_ft895lfobzj

Kommenter Beer Barrel: By the waterside, I will rest my bones . . .

I am going to see the still-living members of the Grateful Dead* (I'm the worst, I know) with Trey Anastasio (even more terrible), the guitarist from Phish (just stop), for the next 1.5 weeks, starting tonight in San Francisco and ending next weekend in Chicago, with a recreational stop in Wisconsin (eat shit, Packers!)

Rex Ryan, Greatest … Ever!

(Interior: 69th Floor of a Manhattan high-rise building. Corner conference room with glass walls with a view of lower Manhattan) Ad Exec #1: Hey Don, you know anything about this new guy coming in? Don: Nah, Pete. Heard nothing about him. He’s supposedly on this job exchange program the NFL bigwigs dreamt