I Don’t Know About You Guys…

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers - July 31, 2015August 4, 2015

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...but I am getting drrrruuuuunnnnnkkkkkk tonight. I'm planning on going to a brewery after work and drowning my sorrows in beer with some close friends, then coming home with my lady-friend and raiding my whiskey supply while old Simpsons episodes play in the background. I guess what I'm saying is, open drinking

THE 9 CIRCLES OF LEASTS

Nine Circles of Leasts

Duchess - July 31, 2015August 4, 2015

This isn't Duchess' Inferno. If anything I am Virgil, here to guide you on a tour... well o.k. probably I am more akin to Virgin since this is my first time. First Circle (Limbo) – the Kommunity. Limbo is a place for people who would have had a great day/week had

Sexy Friday Is Properly Inflated

Martin - July 31, 2015July 30, 2015

Christina Hendricks Denise Milani Hayley Atwell Sarah McDonald Nina Agdal Bryana Holly Emily Ratajkowski Tina Louise Genevieve Morton Salma Hayek Kate Upton Eva Andressa

DFO mock draft. writers we would like to see contributing to DFO

laserguru - July 31, 2015

Now that I have no reason to return to KSK I thought we should take over one of my favorite ideas from their site. The Mock Draft. We can do the group live draft thing, Rikki Tikki Deadly is really good about setting these things up but because I am

What’s Next?

Open Threads

Martin - July 31, 2015July 31, 2015

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Xmas Ape has left KSK, and KSK may soon follow. This site is basically the spiritual successor to KSK like KSK was the creation of Deadspin commenter refugees. With Ape gone, I feel like we're in the position of Redford and his team in The Candidate. Fuck, we won? What do

Quick hitter: Mailbag ideas

STORNG TAEK!!1!

laserguru - July 31, 2015

So we started on the mailbag stream of consciousness a little earlier. I'm totally fucking game. If we get the questions, I'm here with all of the wrong answers. I was thinking about Sex and Cooking Tips? Don't worry I'm just doing the Hollywood pitch here, nothing of substance. Mike from Freehold wrote

It’s Almost Week-End Eve!

Uncategorized

scotchnaut - July 30, 2015

Thursday is an overlooked day. But if you're like me your weekend plans have crystallized for the most part on this day. If you aren't living your "dream job that isn't like work at all job" then the end of Thursday signifies that you only have 8 more hours left

Cocktails of the NFC

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Doktor Zymm - July 30, 2015July 30, 2015

Unless otherwise specified, the mixing instructions for all these drinks are the same. Put in glass, maybe with some ice if you're fancy, drink. NFC EAST The Giants 1/4 oz Creme de Violette 3/4 oz Blue Curacao 1 Grape Capri Sun (Eli's favorite) 2 oz gin The

Requiem For A Heavyweight

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem - July 30, 2015July 30, 2015

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If football teaches us anything, it is that success is a delicate and often fleeting thing. Actually, if football teaches us anything, it’s that there is a town in Wisconsin called “Green Bay,” which many of us would not know otherwise. But if there are two things football teaches us,

Balls’ Betting Korner

Gambling

ballsofsteelandfury - July 30, 2015August 4, 2015

As I was sitting in the shower this morning (don't ask), a thought came to my head: You know, since Unsilent left KSK, we really don't have anyone to give us terrible gambling advice! Well, into the void I go! (Phrasing!) Balls deep into the world of pseudo-legal Internet gambling! One of

The Bandock Saints Are Born

Crossovers

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers - July 30, 2015July 30, 2015

Boston, MA [Connor and Murphy McManus and David Goodella Roggo sit at a round kitchen table in a dimly lit apartment, drinking and smoking, while SportsCenter plays in the background.] Neil Everett: ...but unless something drastic is done, the Red Sox don't seem like they are going anywhere but down in their