Things Fall Apart: The Center Does Not Hold

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Sill Bimmons - August 31, 2015July 12, 2017

Pouncey’s out with a broken ankle. Needs surgery. Fuck. FUCK! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU Center is the most important offensive position other than quarterback. No one else touches the ball every play, no one else is responsible for the exchange and no one else is directly in front of him. Not to mention being responsible for the majority of the

Out With A Wimper: The Final Oakland Raiders Preview

blaxabbath - August 31, 2015August 31, 2015

Ok, settle down. Yes, yes -- it's the Raiders. The pre-LA rendition of the post-LA version of the west coast's most punchline of a sports franchise. If their population were white, Oakland would be cutting in on Cleveland's national exposure as the most suffering fan base. The team that inspired such characters

A Requiem for an Ape

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Cuntler - August 31, 2015August 31, 2015

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h/t Etsy On the one month anniversary of the death of KSK, I leave this here as a tribute to our deposed former simian overlord. Wherever he is, I am happy he doesn't have to deal with this shit anymore: 10. I think these are my non-football thoughts of the week: a. I’m not

DFO Radio: Twisted Steel and Sex Appeal

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - August 31, 2015August 30, 2015

Last week, our favorite cumslinger stopped by to take your requests for your favorite music for when you're grinding gears in the backseat, and you folks stepped up admirably. I must admit, though, I'm a bit disappointed that Kellen Winslow Jr. didn't stop by with a request for Divinyls or

sunday gravy with yeah right: lima beans, ham hocks, corn bread. Where you going city boy?

laserguru - August 30, 2015

One of the things we can't control in life is our upbringing. We are completely not in control of the selection of our parents or grandparents and their lineage and that's cool, we learn to deal or we learn to drink and often times they are the same. What I'm

Preseason Week 3: Sunday Games Open Thread

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - August 30, 2015August 30, 2015

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After some erudite discussion of Jonathan Martin's recent mention of suicidal thoughts, it looks like things are back to normal in my beloved Raider Nation... Houston takes on New Orleans at 4 p.m. EST today, followed by Arizona at Oakland at 8 p.m. EST. Enjoy the limited action today, folks!

Sunday Football Open Thread

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scotchnaut - August 30, 2015August 30, 2015

Only two games on a Sunday. Is this the conference championships? Speaking of which, they are only [counts on fingers] like, 13 weeks away. Using extraordinary foresight, I put some beer in the fridge in case (hah!) I feel like having some later. This strategy enables you to pour a

Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – Round 22

ballsofsteelandfury - August 30, 2015August 30, 2015

For Geelong fans, that means thanks to an embarrasing effort against Collingwood on Friday Night Footy (Friday morning for us in the US). For that story and more on who the final eight are and what the possible finals matchups will be, READ ON! Welcome to Balls of Steel's AFL Beat! To borrow

DFO Late Night / International Open Thread

ballsofsteelandfury - August 29, 2015August 29, 2015

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It looks like we're getting the hang of this thing! Kudos to Moose and the gang for some brilliant stuff last night. Today, we had the closest we will get to actual football as starters played the most they will play during the preseason. Plus the bonus of more injuries to

Your Very Long Intro To Today’s Football Games/Open thread

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scotchnaut - August 29, 2015August 29, 2015

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Let's get right to it- Pitt at Buff: Martavis should get a significant amount of time because he's out for the more realer games. 35(!) year old dog's life-fucker Vick is likely to get some reps as well. 35. Where did the years go, Mike? Oh yeah, prison. Better than Landry

EPL Weekend Four and Fantasy Football Dumpster Diving

King Hippo - August 29, 2015August 29, 2015

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times this past week as an Everton fan. The Toffees made a spirited effort, but conceded in the second half, and again late while going all out in attack to equalize, losing 2-nil at home to apparent League juggernaut

DFO Late Night / International Open Thread

ballsofsteelandfury - August 28, 2015August 28, 2015

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This went relatively well last week (well, 1 out of 2 nights is not bad), so let's give it another whirl! I did not see a Sexy Friday post today, so consider this your post-preseason football and pre-EPL football Sexy Friday post. Tonight's theme: Goth For your viewing enjoyment/discussion, AFL Footy