hey guys So, after admitting that I completely stole this idea from Deadspin, I am inviting the DFOriat to answer the simple question “What Is The Worst Dare You Ever Took And Did You Get Anything For It?” Mine’s easy. I was 12 and I was dared to ride my bike naked
Month: September 2015
Titans Take A Bye Atop Their Division – Preview Update
Yeah, they are 1-2, same as the other AFC South teams, and the title is technically incorrect if you factor in division and conference record. So temper your Titans fever accordingly, world. The win at Tampa felt too easy to appreciate. Jameis Winston was just terrible, and Mariota threw mostly quick
Bye Week Update: New England Patriots
NFL Speakeasy Stories: History Repeating
Wilson & Wilson, The Tenderloin. 2:47 am, September 30, 2015. A man sits alone in the center booth of the bar-within-a-bar, waiting patiently for his appointment. From the Bayou to the Bay, it had been less that 17 hours since his colleague (well, former colleague these days, he supposed) called and asked that
Meanwhile, in Detroit…(Part 2)
EXT. DOWNTOWN DETROIT, FINANCIAL DISTRICT - DAY A bullet-ridden car screeches to a stop in front of a glittering skyscraper. RQBOCOP emerges with purpose and strides to the front door of the building. LUKE JOECKEL: [holds open door, ushers RQBOCOP through] Go right on in, sir. RQBOCOP enters the lobby and looks at
Why Am I Watching This?
MMQB Mad Libs : Weirdly Weirdness Abounds!
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Manual or Automatic?
I’m deep in the throes of a different car purchase, and there are so many fantastic automatic gearboxes out there. Still, my first love was a 1986 Audi 4000 CS Quattro, and that manual 5-speed was a badge of honor because you couldn’t have the Quattro system without it. These days there’s
Bitter Playaz Club
Drop a beat (above) Me and my homies, we ain't feelin' all the love We watchin' all the games at the Bitter Playaz Club Stuck injured or being a backup But ya ain't forgotten when ya at the Bitter Playaz Club Got drafted for showing all the skills But Coach's buddy is number 12, now you
The Rikki-Tikki-Deadly Memorial “You Couldn’t Even Think of Nine?” Weekly Awards
Well, another week is in the books, and since Duchess won't be able to put together the Nine Circles of Leasts this week, I thought I'd throw together some awards for some last weekend's most entertaining performances. The Calvin Johnson Memorial "That's the Dumbest Fucking Rule Ever" Award: Tyler Eifert. Despite clearly
Your Monday, Not At All Funday Open Thread
Chicago Firesale?
Earlier today, the Chicago Bears traded DE/LB/Mullet Enthusiast Jared Allen to the Carolina Panthers. Had to be a good deal, right? According to the WWL: "The Bears will pay $11.5 million of Allen's salary, while the Panthers will pay him $823,000, sources told ESPN. The Bears will get a conditional pick