Your New Year’s Eve Open Thread

scotchnaut - December 31, 2015December 31, 2015

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/arrives home today at 3pm Son: All done work, dad? Me: No. I've got to make a few phone calls and then put something together and then email it off. [walks downstairs] Son: Let me know when you're done. Me: [mumbles and grumbles about this time-sensitive thing that has to be done] Yeah, sure. Me:

THE FORCE AWAKENS

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Sill Bimmons - December 31, 2015July 11, 2017

As some of my posts may have indicated, I am a little bit of a Star Wars fan. I have some opinions on the way certain people have done certain things in certain Star Wars films. Some of them are positive and some of them are negative, but I have

Drinkin’ classy on the cheap

OH WE GON DRANK

Doktor Zymm - December 31, 2015

Much like the feel of fine velour on your thighs, we all crave the taste of fine champagne on our palettes, especially when we all have to buy new calendars. However, that shit is expensive and really kinda pointless. As you probably know, champagne is fizzy wine that comes from

National Semifinals (and Prelude Exhibition) Preview

King Hippo - December 31, 2015

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I drove into my downtown office this morning, and even though I don't live in a REAL city...twas quickly reminded of how much I despise humanity and the bullshit social obligation-fest that is New Year's Eve. What am I gonna do tonight? Stay home and watch fucking football. Otherwise,

DFO, money comes in

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ballsofsteelandfury - December 31, 2015December 31, 2015

And then there were three. I am plumb out of money due to going on tilt and making some bad decisions. Well, at least I didn't end up naked in someone's closet like last time... And guess who has taken the lead? King Hippo! The King had a tremendous week while

NFL New Year’s Resolutions

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Covalent Blonde - December 31, 2015

As the year comes to a close DFO took some time to have some introspective thoughts from around the NFL to consider what sorts of New Year’s resolutions one would be able to hear if they were merely a fly on the wall of corporate offices, locker rooms, showers, and

Week 17 Listening Guide

Don T - December 31, 2015December 31, 2015

As last week was nuts, this Sunday offers climactic games of the in / out variety only for Jet and Steeler fans, and a couple of head to head matches for seeding. There will be no backdoor entrants: 11 of the 12 playoff slots are stuffed. And some teams are so

Your Wednesday Night Open Thread

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Horatio Cornblower - December 30, 2015

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Howdy fellow shut-ins! Lots of stuff going on today. There were two bowl games, the Birmingham Bowl, which I stopped watching when it was 10-10 and I figured out that both teams were nicknamed the Tigers, and the Belk Bowl, which I stopped watching after the NC State QB threw

Colin Cowherd Has A Special Guest

SonOfSpam - December 30, 2015December 30, 2015

Cowherd: Welcome back to The Herd here on FS1 - the only talk show where you can get the raw, unfiltered truth about sports, other than all across the radio dial. I'm your host, Colin Cowherd, and today's show is sponsored by the good folks at Under Armour. They've provided

Week 17, Broadcast Maps

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His Right Honorable Lord Lordship the Lordly - December 30, 2015

Well, it is finally here, the final week of the regular season, Sunday Ticket, and Red-Zone. Some teams have secured their berth in the post-season and are likely to play it easy this week, some are playing for positioning in the playoffs, some fighting to secure a spot, and the

30 December JV Footy Exhibitions Preview

King Hippo - December 30, 2015

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Good morning/afternoon, all! I shirked work and slept like the dead (thanks, extended release muscle relaxers!) to celebrate U*NC's delightful ass pounding last night. Now, hopefully the stars are aligned for more "forces of goodness" triumphs the rest of the week... Birmingham Bowl - Auburn vs. Memphis (Noon, ESPN) We

DFO Insider: LA Fitness

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - December 30, 2015June 1, 2018

INT. DFO PRODUCTION OFFICE - APRIL 2012 A pair of slick Hollywood producers are engaged in a "brainstorming" session. DARKEST TIMELINE ZACH MORRIS: ...and JJFozz was passed out on the couch THE WHOLE TIME! RIKKI-TIKKI-DEADLY: [finishes snorting line of cocaine] And he never found out? DTZM: Well, what, did you think SHE was going