DFO Travelogue: Inglewood CA: Future Home of YOUR LOS ANGELES RAMS!

laserguru - January 31, 2016May 28, 2016

As the resident DFO denizen who lives closest to the Rams new stadium project in Inglewood I thought I would begin a series of stadium construction update posts. On Saturday January 30th I headed a few miles East to the lovely, er uh, scenic? no that's not right either. I

Your Sunday Evening 2016 Pro Bowl ‘For God’s Sake Get A Life And Do Something More Worthwhile’ Live Blog

Horatio Cornblower - January 31, 2016January 31, 2016

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The best players in the NFL who aren't playing in the Super Bowl, aren't injured or at least aren't pretending to be injured because they've already been to Hawaii and don't feel like playing a 17th game of football this season, are at the Aloha Bowl in Hawaii tonight at

The February of Duchess – Intro

February of Duchesss

Duchess - January 31, 2016January 31, 2016

So on Friday me and my boss came to a mutual understanding. I was tired of working there and they were tired of having me work there. Best part is that it was a "layoff", so I got a pretty nice severance. Think of it as an aluminium parachute (the

Commentist Beer Barrel: The Spoils of Victory

makeitsnowondem - January 30, 2016January 30, 2016

It's been a pretty good football season for me. I got to watch my Broncos play the sort of defense that every football fan gets frustrated at his team for not playing. I got to watch them bring the world another Patriots Schadenfreude Day. And next weekend, there's a solid chance

Your “Oh. You’re Done Already?” Quickie Saturday Afternoon Open Thread

scotchnaut - January 30, 2016

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You don't think we got sports and stuff to talk about? You're wrong. You're so wrong. Stuttgart/Hamburg SV is on tap. It don't get more Teutonic than that. The Farmer's Insurance Open is happening at 3. ABC brings the X Games to the young 'uns. There's such a shit ton of

The Super Bowl & Canadian TV regulations: so much misplaced nationalism.

Beerguyrob - January 30, 2016

**Ahem** In respect of my fellow Commentists, I realize this might be a boring topic to you, considering that “Canada” is usually nothing more in your mind than a lower drinking age and where your first boy/girlfriend came from. (I know him/her; they told me about that summer at camp. The

Your “Let’s Week To The Drinkend!” Friday Night Open Thread

scotchnaut - January 29, 2016

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We did it. Again. Another five weekdays dead and gone. TO THE INTOXICANTS! I'll be in my cups soon, I promise you. Games-wise we have ourselves a thin slate. As mentioned yesterday, the NHL is a no-show. The NBA offerings remind me of a certain Tar Heel graduate. Vince Carter could

Start Or Sit (On Your Face): The DFO Fantasy/Sex Mailbag

The Maestro - January 29, 2016January 29, 2016

Because I am an idiot, I am planning on watching the Pro Bowl this weekend. Let's see: teams captained by... Devonta Freeman and Geno Atkins? And OBJ... and Aaron Donald? That's star power right there, folks. Can't wait to see John Kuhn and Latavius Murray catch a two-yard slant for a

DFO Insider: Diversity Day

Insane Shit

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - January 29, 2016January 29, 2016

INT. DFO PRODUCTION OFFICE - DAY A pair of slick Hollywood producers lounge on a pair of couches while an exhausted-looking intern works through a gigantic stack of script proposals, summarizing each one. Neither producer pays much attention; RIKKI-TIKKI-DEADLY is tapping out text messages on his phone while DARKEST TIMELINE ZACH MORRIS

Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 19)

Beastmode Ate My Baby - January 29, 2016January 28, 2016

The scene: The DFO clubhouse, where Yeah Right, Pirate Sloth and Redshirt are reclining on the couch watching pro wrestling. Yeah Right: So...I mean, there's no football on? Redshirt: Nope. Yeah Right: No high school games? Maybe a classic college replay? Redshirt: Nope. Pirate Sloth (reading the TV listings in the newspaper):

Your “It’s Thursday. That Means Tomorrow Is Friday, Right?” Open Thread

scotchnaut - January 28, 2016

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Yet another week that can't end fast enough. JUST GET IT OVER WITH, GREGORIAN CALENDAR. All the lousy players in the NHL are taking a few days off while the better ones increase their chances of injury by participating in some skills stuff that means nothing and a goalies-flaying "game" that

Tom Brady’s PED Scandal, Part 3: Cracks in the Foundation

blaxabbath - January 28, 2016January 28, 2016

Here was the thing about last week's AFC Championship game -- whichever quarterback won would need to face a week on Super Bowl Radio Row answering questions which will certainly include vague softballs about his off field regimen, including accusations of illegal performance enhancing substances. With Peyton Manning coming up victorious (17/32,