This Week In Violence! Presents Yağlı Güreş

Oil wrestling! We've probably all dreamed about witnessing this in a certain manner... at least perhaps in the manner suggested by B-comedies and gentlemen's magazines. And while this is perhaps fun, and most certainly entertaining for the heterosexual male demographic, in Turkey, oil wrestling is in fact a time-honoured tradition

Request Line: Don’t You Want Me, Baby?

INT. NFL DRAFT GREEN ROOM - EVENING A number of gifted athletes lounge around on couches. A cellphone rings. MYLES JACK: [perks up, glances at phone, looks deflated] EZEKIEL ELLIOT: [smiles at JACK, shrugs] Guess we got the same ring tone.  [answers phone, hops up and exits the room.  In the distance, a

Pick Is In – A [DFO] 2016 Draft Challenge LIVE Results Post

So we've made it to the first major event of the 2016 NFL season, the first round of the draft is tonight! As we are reminded that coaches, general managers, and meddling owners are the real stars of this league, we will also use this event to be introduced to the latest class

So Long Skip

So Skip Bayless is leaving TV forever and ever and ever, huh?  Oh, he's just going to Fox Sports?  Well, 6 of one, I guess. Anyhoo, Skip Bayless, for those not of the work at home or unemployed set, is one half of the "screaming morons" partnership that has entertained morons

The Green Room Slide

Here's your background music... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-mOY2eWO2qw   GENO: 'Uh 'outs 'aid I'd 'oh 'igh... (The scouts said I'd go high...) MEL: Automatic! GENO: 'ith 'og'istle 'anguage... (With dogwhistle language...) NOLAN: He's athletic! TODD: ♫ ...trust...Mel Kiper... ♫ ADAM: He's prophetic! BOOMER: [staccato] Geno's movin' downward, falling back-back-back-back-back-back, he's-a-made-it-past-the-Vikings, we'll SEE YOU TOMORROW! MEAGHAN: You guys are still waiting? LINDY: It's pathetic. ANDY: Hungry hungry

Your “A Bauer of Hours Until The Draft” Wednesday Open Thread

I assume the face most GMs see in their dreams the night before the draft is Jack Bauer. It is a nightmare, naturally, as the GM slogs through the dank, polluted streets of their town, running uphill through mud, having to take the stairs since the elevators just don't work, trying to