Month: August 2016

Your “Oh God – Am I Stepping On Toes?!” Wednesday Open Thread

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There's a game tonight? THERE'S A GAME TONIGHT! You may thank God/disaster preparations for this blessing. Washington & Tampa got moved to Wednesday because there might be a tropical storm hitting the Bay on Thursday night, and that was projected to quintuple the number of people expected to contract MRSA via

The X-Files: They’re Watching

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[11:35AM AUG 30] -- UP Engine 8657, Philadelphia, PA Jim Tomsula: [writing in his notebook] I am now on my way to a fact-finding assignment regarding the second PED suspension of Eagles RT Lane Johnson. Altman Law Firm, the attorneys representing Johnson, will be suing the manufacture of the supplements he has

And Now, Please Rise For Our National Anthem

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Oh, say can you see, By the dawn's early light, What so proudly we hailed, At the twilight's last gleaming? Whose broad stripes and bright stars, Through the perilous fight, O'er the ramparts we watched, Were so gallantly streaming. And the rocket's red glare, The bombs bursting in air, Gave proof through the night, That our flag was still there. Oh say

A Greatly Uninformed 2016 Detroit Lions Preview

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Head Coach: Jim Caldwell, baby! Key Players:  Matthew Stafford (QB), Golden Tate (WR), Marvin Jones (WR),  Ameer Abdullah (RB), DeAndre Levy (LB), Ezekiel Ansah (DE) Key Losses/Suspensions:  MEGATRON.  Nothing else matters. Notable Draft Picks:  Taylor Decker (OT, Ohio State), A'Shawn Robinson (DT, Alabama), Graham Glasgow (C, Michigan), Miles Killebrew (Southern Utah) Notable Free Agent Signings:

Your “We FINALLY Got To The Fireworks Factory” Tuesday Open Thread

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Cutdown Day NFL News: Drew Brees may not support Kaep, but Jim Brown sure as shit does. Also, The SFPD union president wants to meet with Jed York, or anyone frankly, which sounds like a fantastic idea. Rodney Harrison thinks Kaepernick is "not black". Jerry Rice chose Twitter and "All

A Greatly Uninformed 2016 Green Bay Packers Preview

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Head Coach: Mike McCarthy Key Players:  Aaron Rodgers (QB), Jordy Nelson (WR), Clay Matthews (LB), Eddie Lacy (RB), Julius Peppers (DE) Key Losses/Suspensions:  BJ Raji (DL, retired), Casey Hawyard (CB, San Diego), Demitri Goodson (CB, "Drugs", 4 games). Notable Draft Picks:  Kenny Clark (DT, UCLA), Jason Spriggs (OT, Indiana), Kyler Fackrell (LB, Utah

Your “He’s Probably Cut By Columbus Day” Monday Open Thread

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NFL Weekend Injury & Early Cuts Round-Up: Nice work, Mark Sanchez - Trevor Siemian has been named Denver's Week 1 starter. Luke Kuechly is listed as day-to-day due to blood loss from his hard-on. kudos to ESPN for going the extra mile and pondering if Siemian might be the worst Week

No One Cares About Your Stupid Life

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You know what I need to know RIGHT FUCKING NOW? I need to know what you had for breakfast, and lunch, and dinner. And I need a goddamn picture of it, along with a description, and finish it with emoticons. That will complete me as a human being. Nah, just kidding. It

Minnesota Vikings Preview: Coach Zimmer Addresses the Team.

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[interior US Bank Stadium coaches office. Inside Coach Zimmer is tirelessly studying game film of the Tennessee Titans] /knock on door [door flies open] Zygi Wilf: "Yo Zimmy! How the hell are yez? Gettin' the boys ready for another fuckin' season over heah?" Coach Zimmer: "You know I am Zygi! I've got big plans