Your “Welp, It’s All Noise At This Point” Wednesday Evening Open Thread

NFL News: There now appears to be an actual funding plan for building the Raiders a stadium in Oakland: The players: $600 million in private money from Ronnie Lott’s investment group $200 million in public money $200 million in NFL "money" from the NFL stadium building fund $300 million from Mark Davis

Your “You Don’t Know How It Feels” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

First off, a belated hat's off to The Maestro and his Redblacks for their victory in last Sunday's Grey Cup, a victory 40 years in the making, and in the same spot as their last one. Both involve a pretty memorable touchdown too. In an 8/9 team league, hopefully it doesn't

Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 12, 2016

Christ, the Denver game sucked. Turns out you can't really play without a right tackle. Or sentient special teamers. You can only fuck yourself in the ass so many times without permanent damage. Eventually, even the Chefs will take advantage. The Ravens beat the ded Bungles today,

Commentist Beer Barrel: Welcome To Your Local Brewery

Even in a pretty miserable year—and let's not kid ourselves: this has been, by any measure, a pretty miserable year on the global scale—I've got a lot to be thankful for. Most of all, of course, there's my beautiful fiancée lady snow, to whom I became formally engaged this past