Welp, here it is. The ultimate test of the footballing fan. Did you think it was a walk in the park every time you turned on the tube-like device to catch your favourite sport? No. There’s work to be done tonight and I for one welcome it. Why? Because there be some tremendously witty fellers/lassies out there that won’t be constrained by cheering for/being let down by their stupid team. There may even be discussions of *gasp* non-football thingys. That’s kinda how we do things over here… TO THE GAME!
Indy/NYJ-If the Colts win everyone in the AFC South (Jags excepted of course) will be 6-6 and “controls their own destiny” in the exact same manner of Sisyphus. You see, this narrative is predicated on each team running the table (NOPE!) because .500 squads do this all the time. Did I mention that the Colts and Texans play each other next week? A tie would muddy the waters quite nicely, I guess. But so would a win by either team because sports scribblers must do what they do. I now turn my attention to the Jets…
I’m done. BRING THE FUNNY!
It’s getting to be that time of year, when I drag this old illustration out of the mothballs and finally threaten to tell everyone the goddam story behind it:
Story TIME!!! STORY Time!!
\STOMP STOMP CLAP!! STOMP STOMP CLAP!!
Still beautiful.
So, Home!
Folks, we will be doing DFOcon Vegas part 2 next year and all are welcome.
Just not on rodeo weekend next time.
That.
Was.
Fucking.
Awesome.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bg6Ffr-xt-8
We’re getting a recap, right? Please tell me were getting a recap!
Oh yeah, there will be an oral history/Boots on the ground from this one.
Hey Seamus? I was the one who pissed on your toilet seat.
Could have been worse, you could’ve shat on his toilet seat.
I’ll let Wee Baby Seamus respond to that.
Or his pillow.
I gotta get the scratch together to make next year. I’ve actually never been to Vegas. And now that I’m single, really for the first time in the last 13 years, that seems like a good plan. They have carnies in Vegas too, right?
Dude,
I can do WAY better than carnies.
Just throwing that out there.
Yeah, I’ll see what I can do. I don’t do pay to play though. I’m finally getting my feet back under me (mentally speaking) so I gotta pull out of this bender I’ve been on since October. Once I’ve got my head together then I get to find out how I fare on the singles market, and since I’ve already nabbed a couple while I was a complete fucking mess, I’m hoping I’ll be ok.
Oh you don’t need professionals. I think any number of the DFOers from the weekend would make excellent wingpeople.
If I make it next year, I’ll get you all manner of oddball shit just by virtue of being me.
I’ll make sure and pack my Prine collection.
Atta boy