Jason Pierre Paul Signs Four-Year Deal With Giants

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Contract is actually for three and a bit years, because that’s as high as he can count now.

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Are we sure it wasn’t a five year deal but he couldn’t indicate that many years on one hand?

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Don T

Counterpoint:
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The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

So, in other words, this news prematurely exploded?

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Unsurprised

Congratulations to JPP. Let’s all give the man a hand.

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ballsofsteelandfury

I love that we have a forum for this type of quality joke.

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