NFL News:
- This year’s Hall of Fame candidates were announced. There are 108 names in total eligible for shortlisting & unfortunate interviewing by Peter King.
- First timers are led by Randy Moss, Brian Urlacher, Ronde Barber and Ray Lewis, who I know would kill to be included in the Hall.
- Josh Gordon finishes rehab on September 21st.
- He will be eligible to return to the Browns immediately.
- While on the topic of suspended players, Johnny Manziel has activated his 10-day sign or release clause with the Hamilton Tiger-Cats.
- Because…they won two games in a row without him?
- They could always trade his rights to another team.
In words I never thought would exist in the same sentence, Alex Smith and Sam Bradford are your AFC & NFC offensive players of the week.
- I mean, it stands to reason, because they both had pretty good games.
- It’s just, I don’t know. I’ve been cultured to believe that game managing & random chance don’t normally produce such results.
- Forgive me for being gape-jawed, a phrase I hope gets us into Ted Cruz’s search history.
- I mean, it stands to reason, because they both had pretty good games.
- The Cardinals re-signed CJ2K as a result of the injury to David Johnson.
- He should hopefully improve on last season’s 25 carries for 95 yards.
- The Jaguars have declared their home field sound, and so will host their home opener against the Bears this Sunday.
- They are giving 5000 free tickets to first responders & residents.
- If they really cared, the Jags would bring in extra hot tubs for them to enjoy.
- They are giving 5000 free tickets to first responders & residents.
Finally, in a move sure to garner the Spanos family unwelcome questions they’ll be actively forced to ignore, a digital billboard near the StubHub Center will be promoting an anti-NFL message for the next month, which coincides with three LA Clippers Chargers home games.
- The former fan in question, Joesph MacRae, raised the money via Kickstarter. The $10000 raised goes to pay for a month of ads on a sign at Main & I-405 in Carson, about a mile from the stadium.
- He plans to include messages related to Oakland & St. Louis as well. The first is below.
Macrae told FOX 5 he, who said he has “no beef with” LA Charger fans, wants his billboards to get national attention so the NFL realizes that Los Angeles Chargers team owner Dean Spanos is a terrible owner.
- “If anything we should be uniting so that Dean sells the team and the Chargers have a real chance at success!” Macrae posted.
UPDATE: In case it won’t open below:
FOX✔️ ABC✔️ ESPN✔️ Daily mail✔️ Yahoo✔️ Rolling Stone✔️ Sports Illustrated✔️ Bleacher Report✔️ SDUT✔️ @latimes ___ @jmt619 👏👏👏 https://t.co/59iPtD4y76
— Franky 🐝 (@F619sd) September 13, 2017
Big Daddy Drew retweeted this this morning.
Alabama has a freshman quarterback from Hawaii, and at least one fan is concerned pic.twitter.com/uKxTpVz1hm
— Ben Reiter (@BenReiter) September 13, 2017
It boggles the mind.
I’m now even more excited for this Sunday’s Seahawks game, because they just opened a new craft corner (of sorts) near my section.
300 LEVEL SPOTLIGHT: ELYSIAN ZONE
Section: 309
Grab one of Elysian’s featured craft beers at this new walk-in bar, that doubles as CenturyLink Field’s newest gameday hotspot.
Tonight’s sports:
- Beisbol:
- A’s at Red Sox – 7:00PM | ESPN / TSN2 / RDS (pour Buddy)
- Orioles at Blue Jays – 7:00PM | Sportsnet
- Dodgers at Giants – 10:00PM | ESPN / TSN2
- Astros at Angels – 10:00PM | Sportsnet1
- Futbol:
- Whitecaps FC vs. Minnesota – 10:00PM | TSN
Scotchy’s got you tomorrow for the Thursday Night game & Seamus has your Friday sexiness, so I’ll see you handsome bastards & bastardettes on Saturday night. Until then, KEEP IT BETWEEN THE DITCHES!
Full-sized version: https://gfycat.com/GaseousComfortableHyrax
I may have a new avatar…
Shawn Kemp posterizing Alton Lister.
Meanwhile, in Boston…
Speaking of Massholes, lesser footy P*triots lost to expansion lesser footy Falcons 7-nil.
St. Louis still has the #BestRacistFansInBaseball
Random brain fart question: What’s it called when you’re lifting weights and working more than one body part?
Compound movement?
Just going to type this. Thx
A stroke.
“Oh If only it took one…”
— Kellen Winslow Jr.
Big win for the Lesser footy Liouns. They are now best in the west, baby!
TIED, bro. #RCTID
God damn it. Why’d she have to be smoking? I hate smoking.
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Is that spleef? If so Jeff Sessions thinks she’s a horrible person.
It’s Salma Hayek. She’s Mexican, so that ship already sailed.
https://twitter.com/F619sd/status/908085237137080320
He’s just posted what he’ll be flying over the game.
“Hold my Crown Royal.”
– Dan Snyder
I think you are right on his drink of choice. Maybe with Diet Coke.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iABfXNY60QY&ab_channel=Iqmalrifqifauzy
Hey fucknuts
Definitely had the most unique obnoxious spectator experience tonight. Three college aged French girls were seated right across the aisle from me. They repeatedly blocked people’s views for pictures, took at least 20 selfies a piece from their seats, and then screamed a bunch of step in French either into the phones or at the field. They left in the 3rd inning and thankfully never returned.
…Were they at least cute?
Two of the three I’d consider very attractive.
Pretty much the same thing with five college girls at a Rockies game……. none were cute.
The problem is that you weren’t drunk enough.
I’d say six beer cute, but old pervert doable…… ANY GOD DAMN TIME.
Were their pits hairy?
Last one:
Later, Taters!
God, that tweet Drew posted endumbened me muchly.
Also, nice one-liners today, you witty Canuck you.
I can’t believe my taxes subsidize their corn pone.
In short…
You know, if it was a Saturday, I don’t think I’d mind getting married on Halloween.
Real festive and shit, keep the religious crazies at home, and the people without the presence of mind to have their kids go trick or treating with someone else, well, they’re not the kind you want bringing kids anyways
I’m sorry jsd, but if you crash my wedding dressed like this, you’re getting tossed into a cactus patch, which will be there for that sole purpose
Nice titties tho.
My brother in law and his husband got married on Halloween. It was fun and rather fitting given most of the family are “really religious “
The fuck is happening on this week’s Rick and Morty?
Also timely incest porn joke.
Not Atlantis!
pretty fucking great, eh?
I like how they decided FUCK EVERYTHING let’s quadruple down on teh darkness.
The best call back ever.
Another? Sure thing.
I’d like to think that if I’d ever been stupid enough to make a kid, she would have at least turned out like Louise. Or even Gene.
Your kid would totally write Erotic Friend Fiction like Tina, though.
Yo.
Sup?
Greetings Bear will always make me happy.
G’day
I would if I could.
You sweet talker, you.
Potential theme for gif posting tonight:
I’m so bored I’ve got the NFLN replay of the Donks-
LAwnmowersShitty Football Clippers tilt on just so I’m not sitting here in the dark drinking my stockpile of sour ales.I think Clippers is better because the basketball Clippers are tenants in someone else’s building too.
Football Clippers it is then.
I still like the Shitty part.
We could use Shitty Football Clippers and shorten it to SFC for when they move to San Francisco.
Would the Niners be SF4? Can it be? And if so, will there be Hadoukens?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3G8oHukH_pE#t=16s
You spelled “Oakland” wrong.
#ShittyClippers
#FightFOARtehLA
We talking
Yes.
I hope twbs is paying attention.
Anyone watching the Tottenham Hotsperms/Backdoor Dortmund match? It has the makings of being a scorekakke fest.
On a related note, I love group play Champions league lesser footy. You’re guaranteed great lesser footy and high scores because the stakes aren’t as high
I concur. Plus you get some minnows from far flung countries like Azerbaijan in it.
You forgot to mention: The Vancouver Canadians are the Single A, PCL Champions!
Mmm, buster filet…
At a dollar per ticket, it’s just a trivial matter of buying every possible combination once the jackpot gets to 380,000,001.
Mind. Blown.
If you could somehow spend 1 second buying each ticket, it would only take something like 12 years to buy them all.
Well, 380,000,001 after taxes.
Nah, let the Lottery pay the Lottery tax.
So, you’re saying there’s a chance!
The billboard went live earlier today. Here are your other images:
There’s also a banner flyover scheduled on Sunday during the game. I hope no one’s in the stands to see it.
That’s a lot of smarmy douchebags all in one place.
More people need to tell sports owners to eat shit.
As much as one may hate the Ricketts’ politics, they did finance a whole renovation of Wrigley privately.
Easy way to weed out the Soylent among us: anyone who sides with ownership during a strike/lockout/collective bargaining.
You can start with LT2:
http://www.espn.com/blog/los-angeles-chargers/post/_/id/21526/chargers-owner-dean-spanos-extends-olive-branch-to-fans-in-san-diego
I also hate their lack of Vitamin D.
Speaking of the Ricketts, I’ll be watching their team infuriate me in person tonight.
This city is in an uproar. When you bring up how rich the Ice stamps owners are, and that vancouver, toronto and montreal privately funded their rinks they get huffy.
That’s why I invented the rent-boy tag.
Hamilton Nolan is such a dink.
http://archive.is/RByYI
HamNo was Mr. Burns’ roommate at Yale?
*Y6le
I’ve read articles and tweets from so many funny, interesting left wingers that reading his writings are just like drinking warm skim milk. He makes revolution seem dull.
I thought we were calling the Shitty Clippers the LAwnmowers?
I’m not clear on the specific nomenclature, so I stayed with the certain.
LAwnmowers could be considered raycess if large Hispanic fan base attends games.
Not in Carson and not at $200 per ticket.
I’ve taken to calling them the “Football Clippers” myself. They’re the ones that need the sporting distinction, not the basketball team.
I like Clippers as well.
LawnMowers is really racist. Shitty Clippers just seems right, IMO
I don’t think it’s racist. It refers to Clippers, not to people.
I’ve been trying to think of something that’s the opposite of “Chargers” that could work:
Drainers?
Grounding Rods?
Traitorous Vermin?
Resistors?
/EE joke
Ohm, I’m not sure if that’ll go over too well.
Watt do you mean?
I don’t know if naming them that would be current. If only there was a system to go over the names, like an ampere review…
We could put it to a volt.
I love you guys!