A Selection Of Phrases From Recent Posts That Would Make Good Line Items In Trump’s 2019 Budget

A deadly, destructive beam

Being an international disgrace

A good sized vessel to marinate your meat in

Upper class twits

Silly DC Russians

Notoriously poor bookkeepers

Porn girls

Cookies in your gravy

The collapse of the NFL

More badass and German

Dick measuring contests

Repeat past mistakes

A coup so to speak

Just because Vegas

Cybernetic right hand

Gender & religious discrimination

Genial shark-toothed smiles

PFT’s comments

Looking somewhat confused

Fuck Gary Bettman

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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LemonJello
LemonJello

RONCO’S BobbitPal?

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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LemonJello
LemonJello

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nomonkeyfun

It’s a good thing women can’t code.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

I missed these gems.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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yeah right

Toupee wrangler.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Merkin comber.

*Formerly employed on the set of Spartacus

nomonkeyfun
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
yeah right

Pee tape secure storage.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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THIS IS A COUNTRY FOR THE COMMON PEOPLE!

Game Time Decision

two story house, oooh, look at Mr Fancy pants

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AND a van!

Game Time Decision

down by the river….

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

That brings up another one:

Feed the Poodle.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Scaramucci wants to know more about these “line” items.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Shipment is arriving now.

LemonJello
LemonJello

Actually…
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I was implying illegal.

I guess if you want to go for volume.

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LemonJello
LemonJello

TSA and Customs didn’t see nuthin’…

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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nomonkeyfun

“Da, ve are just importing some solid, powdered, wodka. Nothing to see here. Please have a mail order bride on us.”

-Pilots of the “American” plane above

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Game Time Decision

damn it, don’t tease like that, did it land?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

It stops at the end of the gif so:

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LemonJello
LemonJello

Being an international disgrace

Was Roger Goodell nominated for SecState while I was sleeping?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Secretary of All the Bags of Dicks?

ballsofsteelandfury

Porn girls have been a line item in his personal budget for years.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

True that.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

How’s their bladder control?

LemonJello
LemonJello

Are you interested in accuracy, or distance?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Grit, leadership, pocket presence, intangibles, clean off the field, etc.