Boots on the ground – Let’s get wild(ish)

Game Time Decision

Game Time Decision

Recovering lurker, jack of all trades, master of none, Canadian but hates the Leafs and Jays.
Game Time Decision

A couple of weeks ago I’m grinding away at work and get an email.  It’s from my work’s social committee and we’re invited to go to the Toronto zoo for the day with your family.  And lunch is provided.  Sweet.  The following is my attempt to document my day.

Early forecasts for the day had the temperature  around 14°C (58°F), but  it made it up to 20° ( 68°F) , so for me, it was a nice day.  I got to be a true dad and wear jeans and running shoes.  It was busier than I expected, but as it’s such a big place  there weren’t too many places that there were crowds.  We got there just before lunch was to start and  we went straight to the site for lunch.  From the map above,  we were in Savanna West, which is a 20 minute walk from the main gate.

Front gates

I didn’t get any pictures of lunch.  It was BBQ chicken, ribs, baked potato and pasta salad for the adults, and pizza for the kids.  The food was okay for what i paid for it.  And as this was a family event, no alcohol.  Probably for the better, as someone ( not me, i swear) would have ended up in one of the enclosures somehow.

Once lunch was finished, we got an animal encounter where the zoo brings a few animals to you.  We got to see a ferret, a skunk and an owl.  The ferret wouldn’t stay still long enough for anyone to hold.  As skunks are nocturnal, it slept the entire time and as the owl still had it’s claws, so we just got to touch the animals.  Gotta say that it was weird to be that close to the back end of a skunk and not be  in trouble.  And I was surprised in how soft a skunk’s fur actually is.

Actual owl

We then wandered off to see the animals

So, a few years ago, we had seasons passes to the zoo.  We live about 30 minutes away, and used to go early and then be home for lunch.  Anyway, we’re at the cheetah enclosure one day and it’s just my oldest and I.  She’d be around 5 at the time.  She’s running around and not really looking at the cheetah as it’s too far away.  I’m watching the cheetah wander around, and then it stops and crouches down.  At this point you can only see it’s face.  Then after a few seconds, it just explodes towards us.  It covered the 75 yards between it and us in a second, only to stop inches short of the glass.  If we’d been out in the wild, there’s no way that i would have been able to cover the 10 feet or so between my daughter and I before the cheetah would have got her.  Those things are crazy fast.

What it should have been hunting.

These are my favoUrite animal, and I’m assuming that it’s mandatory that any zoo trip includes at least a picture of one of these on this site.

I should have taken down the names of the animals, but i’m not that smart.

Warthogs
Giraffe

box turtle, i think

One of the new attractions this year is the baby pygmy hippo.  We were there for 5 minutes and it slept the whole time underwater.

Pygmy hippo sleeping

There are also exhibits inside, so that the climate can be closer to what the animal would live in when in the wild.

Some fish, and this is not just a shot of the aquarium channel on the teevee.

The otters were playing around and swimming when we were walking up but by the time i got to a good place to take a shot, this was all i got.  They then just laid there for a while and my attention span of a goldfish (not pictured) kicked in and we wandered off.

One of the other attractions to see is the new baby gorilla. Caution the following image may be NSFW.

I wonder how many times these guys have escaped.

not a tire

Boa

Again, I wanted to see the sloth moving, but got bored waiting for it to move.  As it was Sunday afternoon, I figure this best represents the DFO spirit animal.

Sloth, might as well be a video

There were lots of frogs, i think the first ones are poisonous

these are about the size of the last digit of your thumb

Lots of lizards in this exhibit.  The little ones in here are crazy fast.

Similar to how bad the Jaguars played on this Sunday (Sept 23rd), this is the best picture I was able to get.  The cage, lighting and angles all sucked here for a good picture.

Here’s a monkey that just doesn’t care anymore.  Note that the dots are on the glass.

The balance shown here is amazing.

The polar bear was right against the glass.  It’s huge, the picture doesn’t give much perspective.  Each paw is the size of a larger frying pan

And the bear even put on a “show”.  Possibly NSFW

Note that the bear peed for well over a minute after this.  Not sure to be jealous or afraid.

These West Caucasian Tur were pretty active.  But I’m not sure why you would want to eat the bark.

check out the pair here

The audio here isn’t that good, but the clanging is the horns hitting the cage.

The frilly lizards remind me of a twitter argument. All show, no substance.

The jelly fish were in a quiet room, so kinda weird to have these luminescent things floating around when it was quiet.

Some random pics of animals

flamingos
Capiburra
Mackaw
sleeping wolf
check out the rack here
I’m calling her Alice
Eagle
Red Panda
Tree kangaroo. wtf
don’t remember what this thing is
Dragon lizard
Yuge bugs, prob 6″ long
Lionfish

We had fun day at the zoo, and a better use of my time than watching the foot bul.  We ended up walking around 12,000 steps or close to 8 km\ 5 miles or so says my phone.  So, my choice of running shoes was a good one. If you do ever go here, do NOT go to the Canadian domain (top right in the map) unless you have the “zoo mobile” train pass.  The map is NOT to scale and not shown is a crazy hill you need to walk up and down. If you zoom in on the map, it’s got a little warning about the distance, but it needs to be in big bold letters.  I’ve made the mistake of going down there when walking before, so knew not to go this time.

And I’m proud that I managed to get through a whole zoo post without any Madagascar, Raffi or Wizard of Oz jokes.

(Map image via here)

Game Time Decision
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Senor Weaselo

And I’m proud that I managed to get through a whole zoo post without any Madagascar, Raffi or Wizard of Oz jokes.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

This is great work.

Side note:

canadian but hates the leafs and jays.

Canada has LOTS of deciduous trees and a large population of birds of the jay family (part of Corvidae), so I’m thinking a move to an alpine region would help.

Warthog

I’m Warthog* and I approve this message.

*My avatar is actually a baboon who is also represented here as are all transpecies individuals.

scotchnaut

The walk down to the Canadian domain is worth it because of the monstrous grizzly and bald eagle down there. But the walk back up that hill with a 4 yr. old on your shoulders on a hot summer day makes a Crossfit workout seem like line dancing.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

“….bald eagle down there.”

I’ve heard that same turn of phrase somewhere else……..

nomonkeyfun

Canadian domain is worth it because of the monstrous grizzly and bald eagle down

We renounce that eagle as being a true bald eagle. We only respect the ones that don’t get imprisoned in Canada.
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

BUILD A WA……. shit.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I like how you tied this post in with football by including the photos and video of Mike Glennon.

blaxabbath

“Thanks for the fashion tips!”

-Cam Newton, flipping a truck

theeWeeBabySeamus

Also this….

Coach Talk

    THCola

Bravo on assembling a starting crew that won by nearly 40 points this past week. We consider that to be a job well done. Let’s take this W in stride, tip our hat to the GM of tWBS Never Learns, and continue on our way towards the League of Paper Champions title.

    tWBS Never Learns

Whoa now, talk about under-utilized. The starting backfield for tWBS Never Learns collectively registered zero catch on only one target this past week. Instruct those offensive coordinators to draw up a screen play or two in Week 7!

/fuck off, Yahoo

theeWeeBabySeamus

As I always say, timing is everything….

Had they played each other last week, tWBS Never Learns would have been victorious over THCola 111.14-78.7.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Oooooh, dangerous animals. I am intrigued.

yeah right

That’s a nice looking zoo. I’m partial to the San Diego zoo and go every few years. Guess it’s about time to take the youngest granddaughter there.
Nice write up!

Sharkbait
Sharkbait

Wombat?
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ballsofsteelandfury

Man, the DFO jokes really write themselves, don’t they?

Was the hippo betting on the cheetah races?

nomonkeyfun

I see the second monkey stole my Halloween idea…

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Sharkbait
Sharkbait

They definitely do. Are we that easy?

ballsofsteelandfury

We go down faster than a $10 streetwalker at dawn.