2018 Quotables – Week 9 (Results)

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Here are your submissions. Great work as always except for, as with the Powerball, those of you don’t play. If you don’t play, you can’t win. Dez learned this lesson for Week 10 as he heads to New Orleans to cancer-up that locker room; you should learn it/cancer-up stuff too.

“Oompa, Loompah, doopity-do. I have another riddle for you. What do you do with the ball on the one? Call for a pass instead of a run. Oompah, Loompah, doopity-deems Jet fuel can’t melt…steel…beams!” -LemonJello
“How am I supposed to catch the ball with all this chicken grease on it?” -nomonkeyfun
“Rodgers (audibling): VONN, VONN, VONN!!” -ballsofsteelandfury
“’Honey, you can’t have another Jaguar. With Paul Allen’s death, my Microsoft shares dropped four points. Why, we may not be able to spend three weeks in Aspen like usual.’ — Season Ticket Holder Since 2015″ –Beerguyrob
What the fuck was that? A performance by the Wu-Tang Can-Can? -ArmedandHammered
“Usually it’s the native that’s trying to collect scalps.” -LemonJello
“Thomas tried to call Joe Horn, whose cell phone was shut off for non-payment.” -BrettFavresColonoscopy
“I haven’t seen somebody get so wrecked at their own 42 since myself on my birthday last year.” -Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

 

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I sat on a jury years ago, 2nd degree attempted murder case. One day the defendant wore sneakers with his suit to court. It was that day I knew he was guilty.
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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Solid work all around. Rikki and Lemon in particular got me laughing hard this week

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Beerguyrob

Lemonjello for the gold!

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LemonJello

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Sharkbait

Quotables hall of fame.

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ballsofsteelandfury

For some reason, i’m unusually proud of mine. Thanks for choosing me blaxxy!

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blaxabbath

Thanks for the carton of smokes!

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WCS

Just shut this feature down now, because Lemonjello just won forever.

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LemonJello

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Game Time Decision

LemonJello on fire this week, well done.
/wonders what is needed to bribe blaxabbath to win

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LemonJello

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blaxabbath

Give a million bucks to my personal attorney to launder to me.

You know, like how telecomms bribed the president.

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