25 Questions – Bud Light Queen

While we may dislike the company itself and/or the product they sell (my Mexican friends famously call it “pipi beer”), you can’t deny that Anheuser Busch advertising campaigns are effective.

Everyone remembers the three frogs, right?

Modern Day Louisiana

Everyone also remembers the years when everyone answered the phone by saying, “WASSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPP”, right?

True

You have to admit, the folks at Bud do know how to market. Now, we’ve recently been introduced to the Bud Light Kingdom and the phrase “Dilly Dilly”.

Dilly Dilly

As part of that marketing campaign, they’ve created a whole medieval world with a king, a queen, a fat court jester, wizards, knights, a sexy Latina oracle, and, of course, multitudes of peasants that happily down bottles of Bud Light to forget their life is shit.

Who knew Bud Light could do such effective and provocative social commentary?

But I digress. As you know, I have……questions.

Yum

1 – So, the Queen seems pretty cool, right?

2 – Why is she with that dipshit King?

3 – Is it the money?

(Skip to 4:19)

4 – Based on the “Royal Fiancé” video above (starting at the 4:19 mark), can we honestly say she’s happy?

5 – How much money would you need to have in order to bang a dipshit Ginger King?

6 – Does Mrs. Goodell ask herself this question every day of her life?

7 – How much do you want to bet that Bud Light Queen has a lover on the side?

8 – Is it this guy?

¡Sí!

9 – Did they have shampoo in the Middle Ages?

10 – Those are some nice locks, aren’t they?

11 – Or, as I tend to think, does Bud Light Queen have a thing going with Oracle Susana?

Yum

12 – That’s hot, right?

13 – Do you think the King suspects?

14 – Is that why he went to visit Oracle Susana that one time?

15 – Is that also why he’s trying to get Oracle Susana to teach him Spanish?

16 – Or do you think he’s secretly trying to set up a threesome with Oracle Susana and the Queen?

17 – Ain’t no way that’s happening, right?

18 – Maybe Oracle Susana, Bud Light Queen, and Sexy Hair Excalibur Knight?

19 – Which reminds me, why hasn’t there been a Porn Parody of the Bud Light campaign?

20 – Did I just give someone a brilliant idea?

21 – Can we call it “Dildy Dildy” and mandate that it have at least one lesbian orgy scene with blue Bud Light dildos?

22 – Is it “dildos” or “dildoes”?

23 – Since Budweiser has a brewery in Van Nuys, which is in the Valley like RIGHT NEXT to the production studios, do you think they could sponsor or at the very least provide some free beer for product placement?

24 – Or, are they too cheap, like their beer?

25 – And isn’t that why America loves Budweiser and Bud Light?

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Senor Weaselo

Yay, 25 Questions is back!

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Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

Fun fact: In the US, advertisers are not allowed to show anyone actually drinking alcohol in their marketing materials. Which is why there are usually those gratuitous pour shots at the end of most of them, which is kind of the closest that they can get.
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It’s kind of funny watching these commercials now knowing this and seeing how unnatural it seems that no one actually ever drinks.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

This goes for blowjobs too, people.

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

What does Mass Media have to say?
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SonOfSpam

In the porn parody, the queen gets spit-roasted after calling for a Willy Willy.

/quits job, starts working on screenplay

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Fun Fact: The actress who plays the Queen is named Sydney Lemmon and was in what Richie Incognito has described as “the worst movie ever.”

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Richie Incognito is a film critic that I always trust.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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We need to try to live our dreams even if the odds are against us.

nomonkeyfun

23. Its spelled dildoe.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Deep cut.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

It’s an arranged marriage because she is the daughter of the Miller Lite king. That is why the ads go after craft beer instead. Craft beer and import beer are growing, but still are less combined than Anheuser-Busch InBev (45% of US market). So this marriage was loveless but beneficial. I do buy the oracle affair since it fits well in my porn mind.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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theeWeeBabySeamus

It’s good to be the king.

King Hippo

yes, I think the “Four on teh Floor” varietal is where they would go.

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ArmedandHammered
ArmedandHammered

The Bud Light Queen to me always looks like she is mixing some sort of medication with her Bud Light, she has that sort of out of it look to her. I always thought it was an arranged marriage or the King made her marry him by putting her parents in the Pit of Misery.

King Hippo

She’s mostly there to fit into “sit thar quiet and look purty” role that the Bud Light demographic demands. Don’t think any deeper than that, libtard/cuck/pussy/f-gott.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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nomonkeyfun

I thought pot was a natural harmless substance.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

HEEEEEEEUUUR.

King Hippo

but he died a WINNER!!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Still has the record!!

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Unsurprised

The prize was just a stupid fucking snake, too. What a moron.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Forcing her to drink Bud Lite is a terrible punishment.