Your “Well I Guess That’s Music Allegedly – #3” Friday Evening Open Thread

theeWeeBabySeamus

theeWeeBabySeamus

An unapologetic, even if often manic-depressive (it’s a requirement given his choices of sports teams), fan of NC State University, the Baltimore Ravens and the Baltimore Orioles.When not parked in front of the computer and/or TV, can often be found on the golf course shouting obscenities to no one in particular.
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First, Some Business

Now, don’t get me wrong.  Even though I’m about to call all of you a bunch of assholes, I’m not judging.  We’re all assholes.  I’m not special.  I’m probably the biggest gaping hole here.

(don’t reply to that, please)

But regarding yesterday’s Quotables Submissions  

Go there, right freaking now.  And say some funny stuff.  Like totally before you read the rest of this post.  Which is way less funny than Quotables anyway.

GO THERE NOW DON’T MAKE ME COME FIND YOU!!!!!!!!

And when you’re done making a submission, BUT ONLY WHEN YOU’RE DONE….

You have permission to come back here and read my mundane stupidity.

But you are not allowed to keep reading if you don’t go to Quotables first and do…..something.

Stupid Music Which Gets tWBS Scorned By The Masses

Yep, we’re doing it again.  I didn’t wait so long this time.

Homecoming

I’m home from traveling.  But I’m tired.  I’m still stressed out.  I’m way sleep deprived.  And I have to leave again in two weeks.

Most of which is my own fault, admittedly.  But not for much longer.  Not if I can help it.

And I’m giving myself solace with music.  And maybe a bit of alcohol and weed.  Allegedly.

But this week, I’m grabbing the low hanging fruit.  Sorry, not sorry.

We’re doing two of my favorite musical acts this week (both of which get me made fun of more often than not).  It’s….

P!nk and Hayley Williams Week!!!!

Don’t Be A Hater

Not too long ago I had a friend (“had” being the key word there) who fancied herself the best singer ever on the planet.  She claims she once made out with Gwen Stefani, though I don’t know if that’s true or not.  (Gwen will get her own week fairly soon, btw)

Oh yes.  Oh yes indeedy she will.  Get yourself prepared, Gwen.

Anywhoooo…

This “friend” recently tried to re-enter my life.  But she didn’t make a particularly good effort.  Fucked it up completely, in fact.

And admittedly, she is a good singer.  She has/had a wonderful voice.  Great range.  But her hatred for other female singers, and other people in general actually, is the main reason why she’s now bouncing around the east coast with no gig, and living in a van with a guy who doesn’t know how to play the guitar.  She had a regular gig at a club in NY.  She could have become something.  If she’d learned to not hate and not burn her bridges.  The club owner in NY got tired of her and kicked her out.  Which is exactly what she (the club owner) should have done.

She hated others to the point she couldn’t shut up about it.  Now, instead of singing in the club and getting a steady paycheck, and maybe even getting a shot at a recording contract at some point, she’s living in a van, down by the river.  Like seriously.  Living in a van.

Nice job.

The point being….

Hate never hurts the person/people you’re hating nearly as much as it hurts yourself.  Even if just in an emotional toll on you.  And sometimes, if it’s bad enough, it can really fuck up your own life.

Anywhoooo…..

Amongst her other hatred, for some reason, she hated Hayley Williams.  And P!nk.  And she hated the fact that I did NOT hate them.

So, fuck her.  When she tried to re-enter my life recently, I told the narcissistic bitch to fuck off.

tWBS isn’t always stupid.  Just usually.

But because of her, and the degree to which she annoyed me last week while I was trying to get other things done…

This week it’s P!nk and Hayley Williams’ week.

Sports To Make You Sing Off Key 2Nite

NHL

  • Buffalo @ Carolina – 7:30pmEST – TV: NHLN

Full Schedule

NBA

  • Indiana @ New York – 7:30pmEST – TV: ESPN
  • LAL @ Utah – 10:00pmEST – TV: ESPN

Full Schedule

NCAA Hoops

  • Wright State @ N. Kentucky – 7:00pmEST – TV: ESPN2
  • (22)Indiana @ Maryland – 7:00pmEST – TV: FS1
  • Siena @ Marist – 7:00pmEST – TV: ESPNU
  • Purdue @ Wisconsin – 9:00pmEST – TV: FS1

Full Schedule

P!nk And Hayley

Like I said…I enjoy both of these fine young ladies.  Their singing.  Their attitudes.  And of course their loveliness.

But mostly….  Strong women always get to me.  P!nk and Hayley both are.

Enjoy…..

Have a nice weekend, everyone.

Love ya’s.

 

theeWeeBabySeamus
theeWeeBabySeamus
An unapologetic, even if often manic-depressive (it's a requirement given his choices of sports teams), fan of NC State University, the Baltimore Ravens and the Baltimore Orioles. When not parked in front of the computer and/or TV, can often be found on the golf course shouting obscenities to no one in particular.
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(FOAR tWBS) – you missed one:

ALXMAC
ALXMAC

Tori Amos can throw shade too:

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

Utah: Birthplace of Jazz

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Sup

ballsofsteelandfury

Sup, Vegas boy!

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Off to a show. Not sober. Down ~$200 on craps

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Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

This is how the pros do it:
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ballsofsteelandfury

Is that how Drew ended up in the hospital?

WCS

Late night hawkey is so fun.

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Brick Meathook
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Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

It’s the car gif again!

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

It’s gotta be an iOS thing, for “Error 505” images, on this blog platform, on odd numbered days.

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rockingdog
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found a funny:

[100 acre wood]

Winnie: oh bother, seems I’m out of honey.

Piglet: oh, ddddear, Pooh.

Eeyore: I’m out of everything. Thanks for noticing me.

Tigger: I HAVE COCAINE!!!

Senor Weaselo

That’s the wonderful thing about Tiggers!

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Senor Weaselo

Hey, that’s not a Disney movie!

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WCS

Tigger has done more coke than Mick Jagger, Jimmy Page, and Tony Montana combined.

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Brick Meathook
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Horatio Cornblower

I FUCKING KNEW IT!!!!

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Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

Wait, which one had the good ideas then?

Horatio Cornblower

You wanna get rid of the who?

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

Shame their accent caused such a colossal confusion.

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Senor Weaselo

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Horatio Cornblower

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Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

Brick Meathook approves this.

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Horatio Cornblower

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WCS

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SonOfSpam

Ok, I’ll do it

“Nailed it!”

– Blair Walsh

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Game Time Decision

I actually watched a bit of the Nets vs Raptors game. Was torn who to cheer for with IMC’s infinite nets posts

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JustStopDude
JustStopDude

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WCS

I think that’s how frat bros die at Penn State.

/look up frat kid dies after falling down stairs

Horatio Cornblower

Strong women who rock?

I suspect some false advertising here, however, as I do not believe that Joanie is, in fact, back with the boys again.

SonOfSpam

She loves cock not hole
Put another peen in vagina baby
She loves cock not hole
So why not take a chance and penetrate?

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I don’t think she even likes strapons.

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Horatio Cornblower

To be fair neither do I.

SonOfSpam

Try a bigger one.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

That’s what we are looking for here, folks.

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JustStopDude
JustStopDude

This is straight up insane….

A trophy truck in a race takes out two cows at fully speed. If you go to the link, the camera is a 360 degree setup so you can sip it all the way around.

Horatio Cornblower

Kind of tough for the cows.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Like hamburgers.

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Col. Duke LaCross

Bears hire Pagano as DC. Not super-splashy, but okay I guess.

JustStopDude
JustStopDude

I have to wake up first thing in the morning and drive to Norfolk. There are a shitload of ports there, and two of them have requested drive training on back to back weeks.

I have not been back to Norfolk since I was in the military. I was stationed there for four and a half years and I detested every fucking moment I was there. Every negative cliche of a military town…its Norfolk times a million.

You know fleet week in NYC? Its the biggest party for the navy. If you are there in a navy uniform, you can’t pay for a drink. For a city that is supposed to just chew you up and spit you out, during fleet week, they treat military members like they are fucking royalty.

But since I was on a carrier, nuke boats can’t go there. I’ve only witness fleet week first hand in NYC after I got out. So for nuke boats, we have “fleet” week in Norfolk. Basically the base just puts up a banner at the access to the base.

The first fleet week after 9-11, I was in Norfolk. That stupid banner was up for less than 48 hours before some local defaced it. The locals didn’t even remove the dickhead signs they typically put out in front of their houses that say

No Dogs
Or Sailors
On Grass

The only other place in the world that I ended up in the navy at that the locals looked at sailors as being on par with dogs was the Middle East. I can at least understand that. But fucking Norfolk and the surrounding area is completely and utterly dependent on the military bases. If they went away, within a year Norfolk would be on par with Gary, Indiana.

JustStopDude
JustStopDude

I have to think this whole trip would be like if I ever bothered to go back to a high school reunion.

Like its going to take me like 15 minutes of being there before I immediately regret ever showing up.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

If they went away, within a year Norfolk would be on par with Gary, Indiana.

Apparently my impression of Norfolk was way off, because I originally thought this would have been a step up for that place.

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Brings new meaning to “Hello Tokyo!”

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

Don’t fuck with her padded bra

SonOfSpam

I respect both Pink and Hayley Williams because they actually can sing. Your friend sounds delightful Seamus.

They would get more respect, however, by making out. (Pretty sure Pink is ok with that.)

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Senor Weaselo

“Only two pumps before the gif repeats, it’s fine.” -Refs regarding the McCringleberry Incident

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Happy Friday.

Redshirt
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Redshirt

WHAT THE FLYING FEATHER IS THAT?!

I’m holding out hope that this is really Chris Hansen tricking predators.

SonOfSpam

Pretty sure that’s the entire Libertarian platform.

Redshirt

So my choice in Political Parties is Child Brides or Dumb Cult? Why can’t I get better choices? Like “Free Beer” or “Mandatory Mondays Off Work” or “Anti-Buffering Internet”?

SonOfSpam

Well, you could be a Democrat, but you may not vote for Tulsi Gabbard.

We have some new attractive bisexual women in Congress and the Senate!

ballsofsteelandfury

Again, why be in a party? Independent voter!!

SonOfSpam

Parties are fun. Especially lemon parties.

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Depends on the state and if you want to vote in the primary.

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Senor Weaselo

Does that mean they’re not gonna play Stonehenge?

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Did she spill ice cream?

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Check everywhere.
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litre_cola

I come here for my American news as it is more accurate than the mainstream media. So, what did your president do today?

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The usual.

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Guy in the black tank-top; not the hero we need, the hero we deserve.

WCS

Wifey took the girls to a friend’s for the evening. I’m celebrating my night off doing laundry, drinking beer, and have a buffalo bison burger.

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