First, Some Business

Now, don’t get me wrong.  Even though I’m about to call all of you a bunch of assholes, I’m not judging.  We’re all assholes.  I’m not special.  I’m probably the biggest gaping hole here.

(don’t reply to that, please)

But regarding yesterday’s Quotables Submissions  …

Go there, right freaking now.  And say some funny stuff.  Like totally before you read the rest of this post.  Which is way less funny than Quotables anyway.

GO THERE NOW DON’T MAKE ME COME FIND YOU!!!!!!!!

And when you’re done making a submission, BUT ONLY WHEN YOU’RE DONE….

You have permission to come back here and read my mundane stupidity.

But you are not allowed to keep reading if you don’t go to Quotables first and do…..something.

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Stupid Music Which Gets tWBS Scorned By The Masses

Yep, we’re doing it again.  I didn’t wait so long this time.

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Homecoming

I’m home from traveling.  But I’m tired.  I’m still stressed out.  I’m way sleep deprived.  And I have to leave again in two weeks.

Most of which is my own fault, admittedly.  But not for much longer.  Not if I can help it.

And I’m giving myself solace with music.  And maybe a bit of alcohol and weed.  Allegedly.

But this week, I’m grabbing the low hanging fruit.  Sorry, not sorry.

We’re doing two of my favorite musical acts this week (both of which get me made fun of more often than not).  It’s….

P!nk and Hayley Williams Week!!!!

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Don’t Be A Hater

Not too long ago I had a friend (“had” being the key word there) who fancied herself the best singer ever on the planet.  She claims she once made out with Gwen Stefani, though I don’t know if that’s true or not.  (Gwen will get her own week fairly soon, btw)

Oh yes.  Oh yes indeedy she will.  Get yourself prepared, Gwen.

Anywhoooo…

This “friend” recently tried to re-enter my life.  But she didn’t make a particularly good effort.  Fucked it up completely, in fact.

And admittedly, she is a good singer.  She has/had a wonderful voice.  Great range.  But her hatred for other female singers, and other people in general actually, is the main reason why she’s now bouncing around the east coast with no gig, and living in a van with a guy who doesn’t know how to play the guitar.  She had a regular gig at a club in NY.  She could have become something.  If she’d learned to not hate and not burn her bridges.  The club owner in NY got tired of her and kicked her out.  Which is exactly what she (the club owner) should have done.

She hated others to the point she couldn’t shut up about it.  Now, instead of singing in the club and getting a steady paycheck, and maybe even getting a shot at a recording contract at some point, she’s living in a van, down by the river.  Like seriously.  Living in a van.

Nice job.

The point being….

Hate never hurts the person/people you’re hating nearly as much as it hurts yourself.  Even if just in an emotional toll on you.  And sometimes, if it’s bad enough, it can really fuck up your own life.

Anywhoooo…..

Amongst her other hatred, for some reason, she hated Hayley Williams.  And P!nk.  And she hated the fact that I did NOT hate them.

So, fuck her.  When she tried to re-enter my life recently, I told the narcissistic bitch to fuck off.

tWBS isn’t always stupid.  Just usually.

But because of her, and the degree to which she annoyed me last week while I was trying to get other things done…

This week it’s P!nk and Hayley Williams’ week.

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Sports To Make You Sing Off Key 2Nite

NHL

• Buffalo @ Carolina – 7:30pmEST – TV: NHLN

Full Schedule

NBA

• Indiana @ New York – 7:30pmEST – TV: ESPN
• LAL @ Utah – 10:00pmEST – TV: ESPN

Full Schedule

NCAA Hoops

• Wright State @ N. Kentucky – 7:00pmEST – TV: ESPN2
• (22)Indiana @ Maryland – 7:00pmEST – TV: FS1
• Siena @ Marist – 7:00pmEST – TV: ESPNU
• Purdue @ Wisconsin – 9:00pmEST – TV: FS1

Full Schedule

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P!nk And Hayley

Like I said…I enjoy both of these fine young ladies.  Their singing.  Their attitudes.  And of course their loveliness.

But mostly….  Strong women always get to me.  P!nk and Hayley both are.

Enjoy…..

Have a nice weekend, everyone.

Love ya’s.

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