2019 [DFO] Banner Tournament: Second Round, Day 5

Still not happy tournament. The real shit starts tomorrow. I’ve made it abundantly clear at this point. Also you’ll get round updates soon, some of these may be getting pre-written due to prior engagements that’ll take up the entire day. Opera week was hard enough while in school. It’s harder still while teaching (albeit two days a week) and having to weave through rush hour to get to the dress rehearsals. Thank goodness the show days are not on days I’m teaching so I won’t be dead whilst playing a show, but it’ll be nice to survive this week. With that in mind, Dance of the Seven Veils? Probably no nudity though, since this is via the Youtubes. It definitely depends on the production. No, I have not played the opera, and almost definitely no, a college is not doing this opera, and even more definitely almost definitely no, not with nudity.

Back to the matters at hand, we’re already at the top half of the SHAN’KHOR Region. See, survive and advance and it zips along though it means not as much funny. Eh, sacrifices.

Sorry, there are no polls available at the moment.

Once again, the full quote:

1. “Man, I LOVE the old touchdown, tv timeout, kickof [sic], tv timeout routine. Really gets my nipples hard for more hot NFL action when my team sucks, the commissioner is fining someone for special cleats, a star player beat his pregnant girlfriend, my favorite former player blows his fucking brain out due to CTE, and I’m not sure if I can keep supporting this sport. That’s what keeps me going, the excitement of a touchdown and a kickoff broken up by several commercials for dick drugs, cars, and fascism.”

Sorry, there are no polls available at the moment.

No full quotes needed. With that, I’m just gonna say it now: to celebrate the TRUE start of the tournament, tomorrow gets a double dip, so four polls—the bottom portion of the SHAN’KHOR Region plus the top half of the BOLTMAN. So get excited for the beginning of the crazy! Or even SPACE MADNESS.

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Senor Weaselo
Senor Weaselo plays the violin. He tucks it right under his chin. When he isn't doing that, he enjoys watching his teams (Yankees, Jets, Knicks, and Rangers), trying to ingest enough capsaicin to make himself breathe fire (it hasn't happened yet), and scheming to acquire the Bryant Park zamboni.
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Game Time Decision

can we rename “March Madness” to “Spring Fever” as it starts soooo late?

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I’d suggest April Epidemic, but that sounds like it would be a character from a porn knockoff of a comic book movie.

SonOfSpam

Gonna need you to write that script, then I’ll punch it up* for you.

*Beat off on it

ballsofsteelandfury

Moar like my gf’s period.

Wakezilla

I’d call it the Spring Invasion because the tournament is supposed to last in March, but goes on a lot longer, just like America’s military invasion in Iraq, Libya, Syria, etc, all of which took place in March