2019 [DFO] Banner Tournament: The Saucy 16, Day 3

Senor Weaselo

Senor Weaselo

Senor Weaselo plays the violin. He tucks it right under his chin. When he isn’t doing that, he enjoys watching his teams (Yankees, Jets, Knicks, and Rangers), trying to ingest enough capsaicin to make himself breathe fire (it hasn’t happened yet), and scheming to acquire the Bryant Park zamboni.
Senor Weaselo

We enter the final week of this shindig, and that’s the interesting week where it gets good because there’s championships and stuff to be won. At this point there are 12 entries left after the first two days of matchups. Bring out the entries!

Okay, maybe a little less circus-y. Can we do that?

Oh fuck it, fine. Polls time! This time we’re in the SHAN’KHOR Region for their (What the Hell Are) Regional Semifinals.

SHAN’KHOR Regional Semifinal

  • 4. “I see they’re honoring Joe Paterno’s 50th anniversary of the first game he coached. To start the game, they will have 40 years worth of moments of silence.” (53%, 25 Votes)
  • 1. “Man, I LOVE the old touchdown, tv timeout, kickof [sic], tv timeout routine.… (47%, 22 Votes)

Total Voters: 47

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Once again, the full 1-seed quote:

1. “Man, I LOVE the old touchdown, tv timeout, kickof [sic], tv timeout routine. Really gets my nipples hard for more hot NFL action when my team sucks, the commissioner is fining someone for special cleats, a star player beat his pregnant girlfriend, my favorite former player blows his fucking brain out due to CTE, and I’m not sure if I can keep supporting this sport. That’s what keeps me going, the excitement of a touchdown and a kickoff broken up by several commercials for dick drugs, cars, and fascism.”

SHAN’KHOR Regional Semifinal

  • 14. “MLS? Is that like Lou Gehrig’s Disease? I’m glad these people are getting better though, let’s keep hoping for a cure.” (54%, 25 Votes)
  • 2. “I haven’t seen a khunt debut like this since Traci Lords’s 14th birthday!” (46%, 21 Votes)

Total Voters: 46

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Tomorrow has the BOLTMAN Regional for their semifinals, and then there will be

Yes, eight banner comments left. But more on that tomorrow when we wrap up the Saucy 16 and move towards the Ice Milk Eight!

Senor Weaselo
Senor Weaselo
Senor Weaselo plays the violin. He tucks it right under his chin. When he isn't doing that, he enjoys watching his teams (Yankees, Jets, Knicks, and Rangers), trying to ingest enough capsaicin to make himself breathe fire (it hasn't happened yet), and scheming to acquire the Bryant Park zamboni.
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Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

That 1-4 match up might as well be for the Championship as far as I am concerned.

Horatio Cornblower

The one about Hernandez’s neck could make some noise, (probably a gurgle), coming out of the other bracket, assuming it doesn’t choke down the stretch.

But otherwise, yeah, that’s a hell of a match-up for the Saucy 16.

nomonkeyfun

I can’t wait to see Lex Steele take on Traci Lords in the final. That’s a match we all thought could never happen(legally at least).

Horatio Cornblower

Don’t get ahead of yourself. Lou Gehrig is going down kicking hard, which is not at all…

I just can’t.

King Hippo

if you think I am EVAR voting against that epic Paterno comment, you got another thing comin’ (not like the thing that was comin’ in the PSU showers)

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

By the time this bracket is done, the wee baby Seamus will be the wee old man Woodhouse.

blaxabbath

“Ice milk? What about the Beary Good 8?”

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LemonJello
LemonJello

Clearly, this is a photoshop. Those aren’t Wint-O-Green Lifesavers.

blaxabbath

“16 AND 3 days?

Too damn old!”

– Roy Moore