AFL Beat 2019 Round 1 + AFLW Preliminary Finals

This week,

Crows kick ass
Blues kick ass
And Balls gets a new hairstyle

Welcome to Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat!

Round 1 Recaps and Highlights

AFL Footy is finally back! We started off the season with the traditional Richmond-Carlton matchup on Australian Thursday night which turned into late Wednesday night in North America.

As expected, the Tigers (#1 in the Home and Away season last year) beat the Blues (Wooden Spooners from last year) handily. It was all over in the first quarter where the Tigers held the Blues to one behind while scoring 34 points. The rest of the match went on cruise control.

However, one big concern for the Tigers is the loss of star defender Alex Rance, who tore his ACL and is out for the season. It remains to be seen if the Tigers can make up for that massive loss over the course of the year. Here are the highlights:

Carlton Blues 64 Richmond Tigers 97

The following night (in both Australia and North America), the Geelong Cats traveled to the MCG to take on the Grand Final runners-up Collingwood Magpies. It was just the first of a string of games against top opposition from last year for Geelong and they needed to do something special.

Well, they debuted four new players, shook up their lineup putting Gary Ablett in as forward and Joel Selwood as wing, and ended up taking the close contest after Tom Hawkins scored his 500th AFL goal in the fourth quarter. Here are the highlights:

Collingwood Magpies 65 Geelong Cats 72

Finally, we got to watch a game that started at a decent hour. Unfortunately, the Demons-Power match was on opposite the Carlton-Fremantle AFLW Preliminary Final, so I only caught a piece of the action. It was worth it, though, to see the Power run the Demons out of the park.

Much is being made in the Australian media about how the Power used a physical approach successfully to deal with the Demons’ star ruck, Max Gawn. However, I think a much bigger deal was the speed by which the Power’s midfielders were able to run through the corridor and set up scoring opportunities.

Six of one, half a dozen of the other, I suppose. Here are the highlights:

Melbourne Demons 61 Port Adelaide Power 87

Later that night, the Adelaide Crows hosted the Hawthorn Hawks and apparently my pre-season prediction of the Crows getting back into the Eight was a little premature. At least based on this game.

The Hawks beat the Crows for the 11th time out of the last 12 games after a brilliant third quarter blew a close game wide open. To add injury on top of insult, the Crows lost star defender Tom Doedee to an ACL and midfielder Richard Douglas to an ankle sprain.

Meanwhile, the Hawks are off to a stellar start and a light schedule in the beginning of the year should set them up nicely for finals positions later in the year. Here are the highlights:

Adelaide Crows 55 Hawthorn Hawks 87

The first of the Late Late North American Friday night games had the Western Bulldogs hosting the Sydney Swans in what turned out to be one of the surprises of the Round. After a good start from the Swans, the Doggies took over the game, scoring seven straight goals.

The Swans made a fierce comeback in the fourth, but the Doggies held on for a well deserved victory. At least Chris Hemsworth and Matt Damon went home happy:

Matt Damon, Western Bulldogs supporter

Here are the highlights:

Western Bulldogs 82 Sydney Swans 65

The second and probably bigger surprise came when the Brisbane Lions stunned the defending champion West Coast Eagles at The Gabba. It wasn’t only the fact that the Lions won, it was HOW they won and by HOW MUCH.

The young Lions started off slowly as the Eagles built a 27 point Quarter Time lead, but that was all she wrote. The Lions scored nine goals in a row starting in the second quarter and did not look back. At the end, the final margin was 44 and it was well-deserved.

Here are the highlights:

Brisbane Lions 102 West Coast Eagles 58

North American Saturday night brought three more games, the first of which had the St. Kilda Saints hosting the Gold Coast Suns at Marvel Stadium. This was a close game throughout with neither team getting much of an advantage.

The Suns were ahead in the first quarter, but a second quarter rally had the Saints on top. The Suns hung tough and managed to get the game all square in the third and deep into the fourth. One solitary behind put the Saints ahead and then the Suns had multiple chances at the end to either tie it or go ahead. Check out the last two minutes:

For some reason, they did not shoot at goal and try to at least get a behind to tie it. They will surely rue that decision. In the end, the solitary behind was the difference in the game. Here are the full-game highlights:

St. Kilda Saints 85 Gold Coast Suns 84

Later that night, I managed to watch the first half of the GWS Giants-Essendon Bombers match. It was an interesting and not-so-happy return to Sydney for former Giants star Dylan Shiel. The Giants’ Jeremy Cameron scored four goals while midfielder Stephen Coniglio added another three and controlled things in the middle of the ground.

The Giants got a big win at home that showed everyone that even though many of last year’s stars may be gone, there is plenty of quality left in Greater Western Sydney.

Here are the highlights:

GWS Giants 112 Essendon Bombers 40

The last game of the Round had the Fremantle Dockers hosting the North Melbourne Kangaroos. Much like what happened in AFLW Round 7, the Dockers completely demolished the Kangaroos at home.

It was the biggest margin of the weekend and puts the Dockers right behind GWS for first place on the ladder due to how the percentage is calculated. Here are the highlights:

Fremantle Dockers 141 North Melbourne Kangaroos 59

It’s always nice when the season starts with a few upsets. That gives clubs and fans hope that this year truly is a new year and anything can happen. We’ll see if the surprise winners from this week can keep in the good work in the weeks to come.

Let’s take a look at the ladder, shall we?

PTEAMWLTPTS%
1GWS Giants1004280.0
2Fremantle Dockers1004239.0
3Brisbane Lions1004175.9
4Hawthorn Hawks1004158.2
5Richmond Tigers1004151.6
6Port Adelaide Power1004142.6
7Western Bulldogs1004126.2
8Geelong Cats1004110.8
9St. Kilda Saints1004101.2
10Gold Coast Suns010098.8
11Collingwood Magpies010090.3
12Sydney Swans010079.3
13Melbourne Demons010070.1
14Carlton Blues010066.0
15Adelaide Crows010063.2
16West Coast Eagles010056.9
17North Melbourne Kangaroos010041.8
18Essendon Bombers010035.7

Here is where we would normally do the Balls Graph, but since it’s the first round, we’d only have dots, so we’ll skip it this week:

It’s only one round, so there is not much to get excited or depressed about. It’s a long season and a lot of things can and will happen.

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Footy Tipping Contest

Here is where we are after Round One:

PTIPPERRound
Tips
Round
Margin
Total TipsTotal Margin
1Litre_cola5050
2BFC522522
3Dolph Ucker4444
4BALLS4848
5Joliet Jake Delhomme410410
6BC Dick433433
7Son Of Spam3535
8Blax3636
9Game Time Decision315315
10Why Eagles Why2929

It’s funny that our resident American/Australian, WhyEaglesWhy, is bringing up the rear. Honestly, though, there were a lot of upsets this week. The competition is nice and tight, so well done everyone!

We have more than 10 entries, so I WILL be offering a prize this year! If anyone wants to join in, click the link below and sign up!

https://mobile.footytips.com.au/competitions/?competitionId=401652

It’s free to join and it’s the ESPN Australia website, so it’s secure. Join in the fun!

DONT FORGET TO PUT THE FOOTY TIPS IN!

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AFL Round 2

Here is the schedule for this week (all times Pacific):

Thursday, March 28, 2019

1:20 AM (Late Wednesday Night) – Richmond Tigers v Collingwood Magpies – at the MCG

The Pies will be wanting to take advantage of Alex Rance’s absences and record their first victory after this week’s surprising loss.

Friday, March 29, 2019

1:50 AM (Late Thursday Night) – Sydney Swans v Adelaide Crows at the SCG

Both teams lost games in which they were favoured to win. The Swans get this one at home, which should give them the edge.

10:35 PM – Essendon Bombers v St. Kilda Saints at Marvel Stadium

The Saints barely beat the Suns while the Bombers got humiliated. It’s a “home” game for the Bombers even though both teams call Marvel Stadium home.

11:10 PM – Port Adelaide Power v Carlton Blues at Adelaide Oval

Port is looking to stash away valuable points for the end of the season against last year’s Wooden Spooners.

Saturday, March 30, 2019

1:25 AM – Geelong Cats v Melbourne Demons at GMHBA Stadium

This should be an interesting game. Last year, both of the games during the regular season went down to the wire while the Demons dominated in finals.

2:10 AM – West Coast Eagles v GWS Giants at Optus Stadium

This is probably a good barometer game for these two squads. The Eagles will be eager to prove they haven’t lost it while the Giants will want to prove they’re for real.

7:10 PM – North Melbourne Kangaroos v Brisbane Lions at Marvel Stadium

The Lions will also want to prove they are for real after last week’s surprise win over the Eagles. The Roos at home coming off an embarrasing loss should be a good test.

9:20 PM – Hawthorn Hawks v Western Bulldogs at the MCG

Both of these teams were surprise winners last week. I would tend to give the edge to the Hawks, but you never know.

10:40 PM – Gold Coast Suns v Fremantle Dockers at Metricon Stadium

The Suns will be disappointed after almost beating the Saints. Based on last week, the Dockers do not offer an easy opportunity for points.

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AFLW Preliminary Finals

In addition to the AFL season starting, we also had the two games that will determine the two Grand Finalists for this year’s AFLW competition!

If you remember from last week, I posted a picture of Carlton’s Tayla Harris with the caption, “Nice guernsey!” This particular picture generated some controversy as trolls in a major Australian site used the comment section to make bad sexist comments and the site took the picture down in response, which was a bad reaction.

Tayla took the opportunity to hit back at the website and at the trolls and the rest of sporting Australia backed her up. The website ended up apologizing for taking the picture down and giving in to the trolls. It was with this background that the first preliminary final took place.

The first game was on at a very nice time on North American Friday night, so I was able to see it. You can colour me surprised as the Blues started off the game well and kept the momentum going the whole game.

The second quarter proved decisive as the Blues thoroughly outplayed the Dockers and built an insurmountable lead. In the end, the Blues quieted the critics and undid a lot of the Conference A vs B discussion. Here are the highlights:

Carlton Blues 64 Fremantle Dockers 28

The less I talk about the second Preliminary Final, the better. Suffice to say that the Geelong Cats did not score A POINT until deep into the fourth quarter.

Yeah.

Here are the highlights of the utter destruction:

Adelaide Crows 73 Geelong Cats 7

The Cats set the AFLW record for lowest score in a game after earlier this season inflicting that pain on the Brisbane Lions.

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AFLW Grand Final

The Grand Final between the Adelaide Crows and the Carlton Blues will take place in Norwood Oval in Adelaide on Saturday, March 30, 2019 at 6:30 PM Pacific time.

Will the Crows become the first team in AFLW history to win a second Premiership or will the Blues keep up the momentum and shock the AFLW world for their first championship? Tune in and find out!

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Lady Footy Tipping Contest

The Footy Tipping Contest for AFLW is pretty much done! We go through the Grand Final, so there is only one game left to tip!

Here are the standings after the Preliminary Finals:

PTIPPERRound 
Tips
Round 
Margin
Total TipsTotal Margin
1Son of Spam22226201
2Dolph Ucker22124224
3Litre_cola03623198
4Mr. Ayo13623216
5Joliet Jake Delhomme21622182
6BALLS15121192
7Sharkbait113620514
8Game Time Decision14817213
9BFC14815232
10Blax03615484

Congratulations to SonofSpam for successfully tipping the two Preliminary Finals and thus winning our competition! You, sir, will get a prize of your choosing. Luckily, I live relatively close to you, so I don’t need to mail it to you. I’ll be contacting you soon for details.

Bummer for Litre_cola as he blew his chance at prolonging the contest until next week by forgetting to put the footy tips in! There is a special foot fetish gif just for you, but I’ll be nice and not post it. Also, congratulations to Dolph Ucker for shooting up the rankings and taking second place!

Thank you to everyone that participated this year! I’m happy that, through this contest and the weekly updates, we’ve given a little more exposure to a great women’s sport. Don’t forget we still have one more week, so if you want to maintain your spot in the tipping ladder, make sure to put the Footy Tips in!

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That’s all for this week! Next week, we’ll have the results of the AFLW Grand Final as well as Round Two of AFL. See you next week!

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WhyEaglesWhy

I agree with you, Balls – the speed of Port’s kids was way more important than the bully ball. I’m actually a little optimistic! And the Crows getting destroyed was just the cherry on top.

I’m going to have to raise my tipping game – last place ain’t gonna cut it.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

The battle for last place comes down to the wire!

litre_cola

Got wasted last week. Totally gapped on the tips. I deserve the foot fetish pic.

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LemonJello

Trying to out-do both Rex and Rob Ryan? Bold choice, litre_cola.

yeah right

I’m in the tipping comp too. I had tips for last week but I guess I hadn’t joined this competition. When I joined today it looks like it kept my results from week one. I was 5/9 correct.

Sharkbait

Fine! I’ll join the AFL footy tipping competition. I’ll see if I can finish better than 7th

Game Time Decision

Damn it. I was sooo looking forward to finishing 7th.