Your “The Wrong Notre Dame Burned Down” Monday Evening Open Thread

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Beerguyrob

A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.
Beerguyrob

NFL Nuggets:

  • ESPN is not getting Peyton Manning in the booth, but they are getting Peyton Manning, Ken Burns devotee!
    • ESPN has announced the 2019 debut of “Peyton’s Places”. It’s a 30-episode documentary hosted by Manning.
      • Divided into five chapters, the ESPN+ project debuts in July and will be released in six-episode chunks through January 2020.
        • I’m sure it will be as hard-hitting as an NFL media sponsor & NFL product shillmeister are known to be.
I’m just leaving this here.

Tonight’s sports:

  • NHL: all are Game 3s
    • Bruins at Maple Leafs – 7:00PM | NBCSN / CBC (series tied 1-1)
    • Capitals at Hurricanes – 7:00PM | CNBC / Sportsnet (Caps up 2-0)
    • Predators at Stars – 9:30PM | NBCSN / Sportsnet (series tied 1-1)
    • Flames at Avalanche – 10:00PM | CNBC / CBC (series tied 1-1)
  • NBA:
    • Nets at 76ers – 8:00PM | TNT / TSN
    • Clippers at Warriors – 10:30PM | TNT / TSN3
  • MLB:
    • Mets at Phillies – 7:00PM | ESPN / TSN2
    • Blue Jays at Twins – 7:30PM | Sportsnet1
    • Reds at Dodgers – 10:00PM | ESPN / TSN2
  • WWE:
    • the “Superstar Shake-Up” from Montreal
      • where it can’t fully happen since some of the wrestlers (like Jeff Hardy) were denied entry due to “pre-existing” conditions like arrests & drug convictions, and some have run into travel delays.

IT’S ANOTHER MONTREAL SCREW JOB!

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Brocky

Note gonna say how i stumbled upon this page, but I’m having way too much fun with it:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_religious_slurs

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

Missing a few, but hell if I’m fixing that.

ballsofsteelandfury

This was hilarious and informative:

Redshirt

In case your curious, the French translation is:

Le toit! Le toit! Le toit est en feu!

WCS

Senor Weaselo

So I forgot music history briefly until someone posted it. Notre Dame is where we got polyphony, the Notre Dame School with Leonin and Perotin. So let’s get some Gregorian chant up in this.

WCS

Makes Slayer sound like pansies.

theeWeeBabySeamus

I just walked through the downstairs to check on Mom. She’s still breathing, and watching Jimmy Fallon for some reason. Dunno why.
But Cher is on the show tonight. And even at 72, she still looks pretty good. And she now has pink hair.

Yeah, I would.

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

Wait, were you still talking about Cher at the end there?

theeWeeBabySeamus

Ummmmmm…..

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

I’ll put you down for “yes”.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Let’s call it a “hard probably”.
“Hard” being the key word of course.

Senor Weaselo

Anyone wanna see a sexy fighting robots pic? Blacksmith vs. Quantumcomment image

nomonkeyfun

Three banner worthy comments in one night, and two referenced the destruction of a national symbol.

We can do better than this. It should have been 4 out of 5.

Redshirt

To be blunt, it was in Paris and I’m willing to bet half the world didn’t even know it existed until CNN, MSNBC and Fox News went “Holy shit! Look at the fire!”

If it was Mar-A-Lago or Trump Tower, we’d have a dozen banners.

If it was Gillette Stadium we would have an opera.

Fronkenshteen

ZOOOOOOOOK

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

I thought he looked familiar. That’s Mac from IASIP on the left.

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Brocky

People were posting him and i had no clue what his actual name was.

Fronkenshteen

Look at Nashville in the 2nd! Two goals and a 1:30 5-on-3 penalty kill. I haven’t been as impressed with a road period since Donita Sparks fired her tampon into the crowd at an L7 concert. Waka waka. Try the veal.

Wakezilla

Mike Smith’s glove hand is in midseason form tonight. He’s showing why Ice Stamps fans want him to wear two blockers

Brocky

How is his pimp hand?

theeWeeBabySeamus

How ya doin’ my Ninjas?

theeWeeBabySeamus

Well, that wasn’t a particularly fun game to have glass seats for.
Fuck you Carolina Hurricanes. Now I gotta get drunk.

Senor Weaselo

You got to see Ovi fight a dude, so there’s that.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Good point.
Honestly didn’t know he had it in him.

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

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rockingdog
rockingdog

wow.

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show!
Buddy Cole's Halftime Show!

Oh my God, a gay mayor named Buttchug might be our next president? Buddy is chuffed!

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

Yeah but he’s a log cabin Republican just running as a Democrat

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show!
Buddy Cole's Halftime Show!

Don’t care, he could run as a Nazi and I’m #TeamButtchug!

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

.

King Hippo

whut whut?
Vote teh Butt!!!

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

Can we send these French workers to the new rams stadium?

How many people will get teabagged at Peyton’s Place?

WCS

theeWeeBabySeamus

He didn’t ram his head into the ice. That’s bullshit.
If anything he slowed his fall by holding his jersey as they both went down.
Announcers are stupid. Learn gravity.

Sharkbait

How goes fellow degenerates?

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Nets hangin’ in there…

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

Just like Hernandez now.

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

Custom coffin? Rovell would admire the branding

ballsofsteelandfury

This was fucking beautiful commenting.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“The gargoyles are going to be okay though, right?” – DoJu, concerned for the safety of his girlfriend Kimberly

rockingdog
rockingdog

allen with the playoffs ‘fro?

herodotus450
herodotus450

Voiceover, Sam Spade: “I still remember when the dame walked into my office like it was yesterday. Barged right in before my secretary could stop her. Sturdy, like she was made of brick and stone. 100 meters long, easy, and currently ablaze, engulfed in flames. I told her to have a seat.”

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

She must’ve been from Indiana

BrettFavresColonoscopy

The important thing is that the President weighed in with his expertise.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Redshirt

C’est magnifique!

En outre, c’était le seul commentaire qu’ils ont fait en anglais. Tous les autres commentaires étaient en français. Ils l’ont écrit en anglais pour expliquer à quel point l’idée était stupide.

litre_cola

Was so perfect.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Could you imagine this fucking moron trying to run a war? He’d insist that they send in Rambo or something equally stupid.

Redshirt

This could be the first military coup where the military is the good guys.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

If Trump tried to start a war to save his own ass the military brass would slow-walk that thing until 2030.

Redshirt

“Why aren’t you sending the army over there?”

“We got our best ship heading there as fast as it can.”

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USS_Constitution

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

Ron Howard Narrator Voice: “They aren’t.”

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

Remember that on 9/11 the cloud from tower 1 collapsing was still hanging when he told some shithead tv host he now had the tallest building in New York.

King Hippo

which cost him exactly ZERO votes because Darkest Timeline.

herodotus450
herodotus450

I haven’t seen this much animosity between Washington and a Carolina since 1863

Redshirt
Brocky

I have a sneaking suspicion that she won’t get called pocahontas for claiming to be part native American

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

liberals are all over that shit. The Atlantic has a cover story on it by Canadian war criminal David Frum for fucks sake. And queen Hillary has also opined on limiting immigration. They don’t give a fuck about anyone but themselves.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Ah yes, if there’s any way to motivate Democratic voters, it’s with Republican-Lite policies.

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

– The DNC since 1992

rockingdog
rockingdog

found a funny:

kids: can we have a popsicle?
me: *eating a popsicle* no it’s 8am

Redshirt
Brocky

Nope

Senor Weaselo

I just made that joke!

Redshirt

Yes, and you phrased it better.

Redshirt

Or Porky Prime did. I don’t know. I’m on my cell phone. All the words are small!

Brocky

“What do you mean there was a scaffolding accident at Notre Dame with no deaths?” – Brian Kelly

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

There’s still time

scotchnaut

“If I was Macaroni, I’d do an investigamation into why those flying buttresses didn’t dump all kinds of water on the place when they happened to be flying by!”

-Donald T.

Redshirt

CNN Fact Check:

FALSE. Its was daylight and they couldn’t have helped if they wanted to until the sun set.

Goliath – CNN Petrification Creature Expert

Senor Weaselo

“Fewer gargoyles for me to deal with.” -David X.

herodotus450
herodotus450

Russian on Russian violence on the ice in Raleigh

herodotus450
herodotus450

Wait I can do better: I haven’t seen this much Russian-on-Russian violence since Mexico City in 1940.

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

Peyton’s Places S01 E01: Taint Nothing Wrong With That

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Peyton’s Places S01 E02: Hoping for Good Health: A Visit to the Guyer Institute

Porky Prime
Porky Prime

Are we sure this fire wasn’t caused by a singing Bishop whose fireplace raged out of control with angry, wild, guilt-ridden Gypsy masturbation fantasies?

Senor Weaselo

I texted Hermana Weaselo that “Hellfire” might not be the best song to post from that.

scotchnaut

“Bruins are winning 0-0 as told to me in the The Clan of the Cave Bear Chronicles”.

-Jean M. Auel

Redshirt

If Notre-Dame de Paris burning down isn’t proof that God is mad at the Catholic church, I don’t know what is.

scotchnaut

Yeesh, like ‘God’ has anything to do with the contemporary Catholic church… smgdh

Senor Weaselo

This is the worst day the Catholic Church has had since… well, since yesterday probably.