What do you want me to say here? That I told you so? That 2019 had all the makings of a dog sh*t season and now, like blaxito waking up this morning after managing to undo one of his diaper tabs, NFL viewers are standing in a pile of sh*t — though at least blaxito has the awareness to not pay $200 for a Brown jersey? No, I would never say that.
Anyways, here are your Week 2 Quotables submissions. Don’t spend them all in one place.