Chefs and Ricky’s Raiders – 3pm game open thread

The image above was taken last night as we went non-traditional.  My rib eye was delicious and my mac and cheese delivered as usual (side note – can Hippo eat Kraft Mac & Cheese as it does not really have any cheese).  Not pictured are the rolls nor the wild sockeye salmon filet I wrapped in foil, covered with fresh dill and lemon slices, and baked till medium rare.  She was very, very happy.  I hope all of you enjoyed your Thanksgiving as much as I did, what I remember of it.

To the game – KC vs. LV, since they are televising this, I soon expect actual snuff films to start being broadcast, because, even I, coach and owner of A&H’s Used Vape Cart ff team know that the likely hood of the Chefs losing is less then the chance of me not getting stoned today (already am).  So, obviously I don’t know shit, but even I know this will be an ass beating to rival that time my father chastised me for not performing my chores in a timely manner.  Could have used a standing desk that week.

Anyway, the fun in watching this will be trying to see how the Raider will Raider this one up.

Fucking word count.  Lets see, gonna hit the steam sale and pick up some games I will probably never have the time to pay.

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Mid 50's geek/nerd, avid reader of Science Fiction and Fantasy, manga, Chinese Web novels, and British mysteries, cult movies are my thing (have you seen Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter?)
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Redshirt

“Stop the count!”

Doktor Zymm

Savor this moment, everyone except Chefs fans

Don T

Se dden change! RAAAIIIIII DUUURRRRSS RAAAIIIIII DUUURRRRSS
RAAAIIIIII DUUURRRRSS

scotchnaut

Look at you, Vegas!

Don T

Mm. No garbage time minutes yet, at the end of 3rd QRT. Watching choices good!

Redshirt

Mahomes hurt his wrist?

Doktor Zymm

Lineman tripped on him

Don T

His watch wrist noooo!

Gatoraids

hurting mine thinking of a chiefs loss here

Doktor Zymm

Ok, we can stop the game now, while Bowers has more points than Kelce

scotchnaut

Bowers is stupid good.

Don T

Built like a tank

Doktor Zymm

THESE RAIDERS I CALL THEM A BLIND SQUIRREL BECAUSE THEY MANAGED TO DRAFT A NUT FOR ONCE

scotchnaut

It always bugs me when a punt/kickoff returner gets caught from behind. Aren’t you supposed to be the fastest guy on the field?

Don T

RAIII DUURRSS keeping it mathematically alive, I see. No more FG attempts plz

Doktor Zymm

Brockoli!

Don T

Three days of grave pissing is the standard Bears mourning period, I hear.

Gatoraids

how we all imagine his landing spot

https://youtu.be/ERu6o2JOaqc?t=96

Don T

“…and we call this sandwich, the unholdsble.” Is my best guess at narration.

Fronkenshteen

Look at Southampton over here! Up 2-1 now on Brighton.

Fronkenshteen

Nevermind. Disallowed.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Who the hell is Ricky?

litre_cola

The greatest ever base stealer? Just ask him.

King Hippo

so fine, he blows on our mind?

Fronkenshteen

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

One of my greatest regrets in life is that I’ve never put my testicles all over a French exchange student.

Gumbygirl

Gumby put his all over a Dutch exchange student. He talked about her tits in homeroom all year, because he thought she didn’t speak English. She jumped his bones at the Senior party
( we were on a break)

Gumbygirl

Mine were perkier

Fronkenshteen

That was a wonderful extended shot of absolutely no one in the stadium giving a shit as the halftime show crew walked right by them to get in position.

litre_cola

You know my feeling on the pre halftime shot of the “New boot goofin”. Glad others give 0 fucks about it at all.

Redshirt

If the tie is not broken, the two-man three-legged relay and grammar jamboree will be held on consecutive Saturdays until a Big 12 Champion is crowned.

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Doktor Zymm

Shan’khlor heating up some leftovers

Doktor Zymm

C’mon Raidurs, do Raidings!

King Hippo

I feel like all Johnny Reb’s “Hotty Toddy” scripts should be changed to “Know Your Place”

King Hippo

Waiting to see who wins the race – Egg Bowl kickoff (coo-coo-ka-choo!) or nap commencement.

Brick Meathook

That’s a great looking Thanksgiving plate (there are no rules!) and also a great photo.

Redshirt

Luke Fickell for Bengals HC or DC! Because he may not have a job at Wisconsin at this rate.

Don T

I’m all about the RAAAAIIIIII DUUUUURS today. Hope you spent Viernes N*gr* saving hundreds spending thousands.

Don T

Well yeah, under that lighting even cyanide looks yummy

King Hippo

in this Timeline, when does cyanide NOT seem yummy?

litre_cola

I’m in.