[DOOR FLIES OPEN]

Dear NFL Network,

Seeing as you are televising this week’s Thursday Night Football game featuring the hapless San Diego Chargers against the resurgent and will be a…

INT. BEDROOM – DAY DAN SNYDER lays in bed watching a massive television on the far wall, looking relaxed. We see the credits of…

We’re almost to the end, kids. Only two weeks left to triumph or to fail spectacularly. For the love of all that is holy…

Sports-wise, don’t you just love this time of year? You said “no!”. Really? Are you on (more) drugs (than usual)? Let’s flash forward to…