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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 5, 2023 Season
What a time to be alive, eh? Some things happened yesterday, and here is what I discrened about a subset of said things. We get a near-perfect lineup, in terms of spacing. 1-6-4-1, with each "1" being intriguing enough to serve as a stand-alone option. But with the NFL, every matchup/window
Boris’ Week Three Writeup
Welcome to Jerome Ford Week! Man, that was a scary looking injury. They didn't show the reply on the broadcast, but the Internet's a thing, so I found it and rewatched. I honestly don't know how Nick Chubb's leg wasn't accidentally amputated. Unfortunately injuries are part of the game though.
Boris’s Week 16 DFS Writeup
Merry Christmas or whatever you practice, all! I apologize in advance if any of the following information is outdated because of Covid or other unforeseen circumstances. Like most, I have been quite busy on Christmas Eve and this morning, so much of this article was completed by Thursday afternoon. If any
They’ve Got Us Surrounded, The Poor B*stards: 2021 Buffalo Bills Preview and Tuesday Open Thread
[Author's Note: Yes, this is the Tuesday Evening Open Thread. Jack shit is going on tonight, and as of now the biggest NFL news is Tyrod Taylor being named the Texans starter. Given that Jack Easterby has replaced the Texans medical staff with three faith healers and a televangelist, I
Jalen Ramsey Show – 021: Boredom of Conventional Wisdom
Welcome back to The Jalen Ramsey Show. We're here today to talk about your life and your money. Open lines at 818-338-0011. The call is free and some say the advice is exactly what you pay for it! We start today out in Glendale, Arizona on line one with Kliff.
Your “This Ain’t Over Yet” Pre-Wild Card Thursday Open Thread
Self-righteous crap and crying: what a way to start 2021. Never underestimate media and charisma. Yeah, charisma; folks in leadership positions do acquire it, even despite personality. Also, overexposure turns the mind into mush. So when a powerful figure speaks, the minions do not require a direct message to stoke irrational
Your “You Can’t Say That On Television” Thursday Evening Open Thread
Hopefully the banner image doesn't get us blacklisted as porn by search engines in Canada. Beer Guy Rob is still off tonight, and in the absence of adult supervision they decided to let me drive the DFO Virtual Party Bus this evening. My heart is broken, because the rumors that Curt Schilling
Your “I Can Haz More? Cool.” Sunday Funday NFL Football Open Thread
TO THE GAMES! Potato Skins/Cowblergs: This is one of the rare times that I'll be cheering for Dallas. With a win I'm sure that Jerrah will retain Princeton Red ( He gives the organization a little bit of class and shit ) thus ensuring that all the talent assembled will be squandered for yet
The Wednesdayer (S1, E3 – Return of the Wednesdayer)
Tyrel Jackson Williams: Hello folks and we're back for another episode of The Wednesdayer. We were off last week while I ran some focus group testing in preparation for episode number two and -- Peter King: And a woudey woudey woo! Williams: Peter, no. I told you that shock jock nonsense is
Something Wicked This Way Comes…
This is just a reminder that Halloween is only one week away, and with it, our annual collection of SPOOKY NFL STORIES! Here are some of the classics from previous years. In 2015, the theme was "Spooky Texans Stories": I WOULD LIKE A SELFIE by WCS In the Dome of Dementia by Pickettscharge Don't Turn on
Your “All This Coded Language Must Mean Everything’s Fine” Thursday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Well, Bob McNair thinks offseason is the right time to wade back into his "inmates" comments again. “The main thing I regret is apologizing,” McNair said. It also really helped facilitate the Duane Brown trade to Seattle, as McNair also told the newspaper that when he met with the