Your “All Out Of Work Week Whisky” Wednesday Evening Open Thread

NFL Notes:   It's lucky: the knee Le'Veon Bell tweaked on Sunday versus the Dolphins doesn't show any ligament damage. He's being held out of practice, and will be a gameday decision on Sunday when they play the Giants. It's expected: speculation has already started about where Cam Newton will play next

Your “They Don’t Come For The Innocent, As None Exist Here” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

NFL Nuggets: DeSean Jackson is done for the year, opting to get core muscle surgery to solve whatever's ailing him. According to Doug Pederson, what had been a small abdominal tear has turned into the muscle tearing completely off the bone. Also done for the year? Cam Newton, who has

Your “It All Comes Down To This” Wednesday Evening Open Thread

NFL Nuggets: Today's main news is all about deals that could have been, like: Devonta Freeman to the Lions. Andy Dalton just the hell out of Cincinnati. Jamal Adams - without his knowledge - to the Cowboys. The Patriots have dragged Nick Folk out of retirement to be their new

“When ‘All Y’all’ Are Better” – The 2019 Atlanta Falcons At Their Bye

Hi everyone, (checks nfl.com to see if Dan Quinn has been fired yet.) It’s your old pal Beerguyrob, with a mid-season looksee into the progress the Atlanta Falcons are making this year. Woof! Well, there’s been some bumps along the way, and after failing to complete their comeback against the Seahawks the Falcons entered

Your Tuesday Evening Trade Deadline Open Thread

Well, let's see what transpired today: Trent Williams' rights weren't traded from the [Redacteds], so instead he chose to report, ending his holdout. NFL Network's Tom Pelissero noted that the left tackle is due $5.824 million in base salary for the rest of 2019 (plus $15,624 for each game he's

Your Tuesday Evening World Series Opener Open Thread

(As a Canadian, I should have gone with Joe Carter. But that was a Game 6; tonight is Game 1.) NFL Nuggets: It's Trading Season! Somehow, the Patriots still have enough cap room to acquire Mohamed Sanu from the Falcons. For a 2020 second-round pick. It highlights the fact that the

Your Saturday Evening “Broken Clocks” Open Thread

Twitter only did two things correct yesterday. The first was to let the readers of [DFO] know that love is both dead and alive. https://twitter.com/Daily_Star/status/1185150782615609344 If this ugly, yet obviously well-hung troll can land her, then any of us have an equal shot now that she's wounded. The second was to let me know

Your “Can’t They Cancel The Dolphins Season Instead?” Wednesday Evening Open Thread

(Of course their rain tarp is sponsored. #branding) NFL Nuggets: As discussed in the open thread last night, Jalen Ramsey successfully forced his way out of Jacksonville.   He was traded to the Rams for first-round picks in 2020 & 2021, plus a 2021 fourth-rounder. Depending on whom you believe, The Jags

Your “Oh Boy – The XFL Draft!”

NFL Nuggets: The NFL managed to accomplish the impossible last night & turned the Lions into pitiable victims.  Trey Flowers is risking a fine by stating the obvious: "I didn't think hands to the chest was a penalty." Lions safety Tracy Walker was all out of fucks in his post-game presser: