Author: King Hippo

JV Exhibitions FOAR Boxing Day!

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Hey, at least Iggles/Raiders was pretty good last night!  What treats does Day After Santa have to offer? Heart of Jerral World Bowl - Utah v. West By God Virginia (1:30, ESPN) I think the Cousinfucker QB is still ded, which explains Team Secular Big Love coming in as significant favourites.  Still,

Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 16, 2017

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I hope everyone enjoyed the last REAL week of RedZone action, because it truly is the best that life has to offer.  Stay preserved, coked-up RedZone Guy, we are all counting on you. Everybody shits on #ThePauls (who got their brains beat in by the Bearistocrats!) but the Falcons are just

JV Exhibitions 23 December Thread (3:00 EST UPDATE – Bonus Varsity Early “Action”)

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Air thine grievances here, y'all. Birmingham Bowl - Texas Tech v. South Florida (Noon, ESPN) IIRC, this used to have Papa John attached to it, surely a relief to him not, now that the city done sent all them daaaahhhhkies to vote for Sen-elect Doug Muthafuckin' Jones!!  No, I'm not tired of saying

Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 15, 2017

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It was a week that gave us definitive answers on "Are the Jaguras and RRRRRRRRRRAM IT!! really for reals?" Uh...yeah. Odd Week Jaguras welcomed the sad-sack, imaginary side from Yooooouuuuston, with toe owie Hopkins.  They held out Leonard Fournette.  Marquise Lee got injured early.  Neither mattered in the slightest.  45-7.  Yeah, if

Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 14, 2017

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Week 14 had snow angels.  Huzzah. Without question, Humps at Bills was the Match of the Day, just for the optics.  It was beautiful anarchy.  Jacoby Brissett led a late, 50-play scoring drive and looked to have won the game 8-7, but OPI forced them to try an NFL first for

Instant Hippo Thoughts – Lucky Week 13, 2017

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Hey, when you follow up a craptastic day of JV GAMBLOR with a beautiful 6-match unbeaten run (sullied only by a longshot moneyline bet on Los Gigantes, which didn't play out THAT crazy), you give the number its props. There's no luck in Buffalo, where the usual P*ts hammering also came

Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 12, 2007

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I hope everyone enjoyed the wonder that is football, the perfect escape from the foul clutches of family.  On to the most Monday of Mondays. Shit, those late fixtures were pretty good, eh?  RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAM IT!!, urged on by a screaming, packed house was able to turn back the Saints, 26-20.  Aided

Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 11

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This week was indeed a Thing that Happened. First off, let's congratulate Buffalo Bills first-year coach Sean McDermott, who benched Tyrod Taylor (perfectly decent QB of a 5-4 side) for J. Peterman.  You know, the catalog guy from Seinfeld's later years.  I guess he wanted to see what he had, and