FA Cup Final Open Thread

Big Boy Fox has you covered, pre-game at Noon EST, kickoff 12:30. Dunno whether Gus Johnson and his miscast-for-lesser-footy enthusiasm will be announcing again or not. He really drives the ex-pats bonkers, FWIW. The matchup between Manure and Crystal Palace will have a damned strange feel for a final.

Pointless EPL Weekend WOO!

Huzzah FOAR Foxy Footy, your 2015-16 English Premier League champions!! Thanks to Chelski rallying from a 2-nil halftime deficit to draw Spurs, the title race is over. So...now what? FUCKALL. That's what. There's the race to the bottom, but annoyingly enough, the Barcodes have by far the easiest schedule and thusly

AFC West Draft Roundtable Spectacularium!

Welcome to DFO's initial Divisional Draft roundtable. Drinking an Abita Wrought Iron IPA and avoiding my family, I am King Hippo, representing the World Muthafuckin' Champion Donks. We also have world famous alternate Internet Dad (and Raiders fan) Rikki-Tikki-Deadly, plus the stomp stomp CLAP!! duo of Old School Zero and