BattleBots Beat: 2019 Midseason Roundtable

Welcome to the 2019 BattleBots Beat Midseason Roundtable Spectacularmathon! I'm still Senor Weaselo. Joining me today for this panel are… The 30 million track wunderkind, he works at KDFO during their popular Request Line show, DJ 3000! DJ 3000: THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME. I JUST HOPE THAT THE OTHER MEMBERS OF THE

CFL Beat: Week 9

Finally home from an incredible week of vacation out East once again, and upon sitting down to write this week's CFL Beat... I just realized that I forgot to enter my picks into the pool last week. Fuck. Such is the price to pay for absolutely gorgeous weather for ten

AFL Beat 2019 Round 20

This week, The Interim label is off! Look at the birdie! And someone didn't have a good day... Welcome to Balls of Steel's AFL Beat! Round 20 Recaps and Highlights The field for finals is almost set. However, there are battles for positioning galore and four teams are still trying to lock up that last

BattleBots Beat: “Alexa, Play Despacito”

Hi everyone and welcome back to the Beat! Last time out, Tombstone broke everyone's bracket projections by catching on fire, Death Roll broke some more projections by possibly sidelining Quantum and moving to 3-0, and Cobalt did not break more bracket projections, just its front wedge attachment and Bombshell's dreams.

CFL Beat: Week 8

My vacation continues out east! I am currently in Cape Breton with Lady Maestro and my in-laws, and let me tell you, folks - if you haven't been here yet, you need to go. Mountains, salt air, sea breezes, seafood, and beer. Hard to believe that with all my time

The Final Rose: Finale Preview (Day 2)

If you tuned in on Friday, you read Part 1 of this The Bachelorette 2-Night Finale Preview. So now that you've got a nice little primer on the show, let's get down to Hannah's finale. As I mentioned on Friday, Luke P seemed like the front-runner for most of this season.

AFL Beat 2019 Round 19

This week, Wait, they're still winning? https://youtu.be/hGooudyOvuU UMPIRE LOVE! And a happy 250th game! Welcome to Balls of Steel's AFL Beat! Round 19 Recaps and Highlights The field for finals is starting to set. Many things happened this week. Let's get right to it. The first game had two teams in the Eight fighting for positioning: Richmond

Your Kill! Kill! Kill! How Lesser Footy caused World War III open thread

As much as we like to pretend sports is pure and innocent, we all know she has taken a few pokes from the tips of wealthy businessmen over the years and has definitely done anal (it's the sex  God can't see if you're hetero-- sorry LGBTQ). It's why in every Lesser

The Final Rose: Finale Preview (Day 1)

Hi all, blaxabbath here. As many of you may remember, I knocked out an interstate move here in July and it was actually pretty daunting. But we made it here, got all set up, and now I'm totally checking off priorities to get down to offseason [DFO]ing. And what's more

BattleBots Beat: Break Stuff

Hi everyone, and welcome back to the Beat! Last time out we saw dueling flippers with drastically different outcomes, as Hydra used gravity to break WAR Hawk into its separate components while Bronco debuted and got shredded by Bite Force. Plus we saw HyperShock decapitate Monsoon and Skorpios double-decapitate Sidewinder.