Las Razones Por Que Su Equipo Chupando: Paraguay Edicion

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem - June 5, 2019June 5, 2019

Paraguayan National Football and Competitive Barbershop Quartet Team First off, I'd like to apologize to our Spanish-speaking DFOers for my atrocious butchering of a beautiful language. Second off, I'd like to apologize to our non-Spanish-speaking for exposing you to Spanish. According to my aunt's Facebook posts, having to listen to even as

AFL Beat 2019 Round 11

ballsofsteelandfury - June 3, 2019June 3, 2019

This week, This was called a goal even though it was touched off the boot. DUDE! You got a bottle opener? And that's Adelaide Arena at Jiangwan Stadium Welcome to Balls of Steel's AFL Beat! Round 11 Recaps and Highlights It's too bad our normal schedule of one Australian Friday Night game (North American Thursday night),

CFL Beat: East Division Preview

The Maestro - May 30, 2019May 28, 2019

Another year, another set of team previews! As per usual, this week features the four East Division teams, while next week features the five teams of the West Division. If you'd like to study up before making your picks in this year's [DFO] CFL Pick 'Em Pool, I highly recommending

Your Memorial Day Monday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - May 27, 2019May 27, 2019

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It's a holiday, so the quiet NFL offseason is extra quiet today. I hope all the American commentists enjoyed all the barbecues, beers & bullshittery that accompany a holiday weekend and family get-together. NFL Nuggets: Unless you were under a rock, or out sweeping the clouds away, Bart Starr died, aged

AFL Beat 2019 Round 10

ballsofsteelandfury - May 27, 2019May 26, 2019

This week, This was PRE-game DUDE! NOT the hair! And I don't care who you are, that's fucking cool. Welcome to Balls of Steel's AFL Beat! Round 10 Recaps and Highlights You know? I really enjoy our normal schedule of one Australian Friday Night game (North American Thursday night), five Australian Saturday games (North American

Prepping FOAR June – Last Regular Lesser Footy Thread of 2018-19

King Hippo - May 25, 2019May 24, 2019

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Well, it was kind of fun. Shit-ass Liverpool got pipped for the Prem title, thanks to their draw at Goodison Park. I don't like many of the results in the Champions League, but the action on the pitch has been pure Bananacakes (also, Come On, You Spurs!). But all must come

CFL Beat: Your 2019 Season Overview

The Maestro - May 23, 2019May 23, 2019

Hello all - after almost six months away, the CFL Beat makes its glorious return this week! I'm looking forward to another year of covering the ridiculous sport of Canadian football for all of you; the season kicks off earlier than ever this year, with Week 1 games starting on

AFL Beat – Special Edition – Your 2019 Sir Doug Nicholls Indigenous Round Guernseys

ballsofsteelandfury - May 22, 2019May 25, 2019

This is my favourite "theme" Round that the AFL does to promote a cause or honor a group of people. In this case, it is Sir Doug Nicholls, a pioneer in advocating for Aboriginal people's rights in Australia. You can read last year's post to discover about the man and

AFL Beat 2019 Round 9

ballsofsteelandfury - May 20, 2019May 19, 2019

This week, Even the referee was happy that the Lions won This is your Mark of the Year And let me introduce you to Natalie Yoannidis in the green and Neroli Meadows in the red Welcome to Balls of Steel's AFL Beat! Round 9 Recaps and Highlights We are again on our normal schedule of one

AFL Beat 2019 Round 8

ballsofsteelandfury - May 14, 2019May 13, 2019

This week, The Blues have The Blues (AGAIN!) A Showdown in the Dark And this is how you handball! Welcome to Balls of Steel's AFL Beat! Round 8 Recaps and Highlights We are again back to a normal schedule with no Australian Thursday Night games for the foreseeable future. That means one Australian Friday

Your Saturday Morning Lesser Footy Thread. Now with Obituaries!

Wakezilla - May 11, 2019May 11, 2019

Good morning, It's Soccer Saturday and Matchday 38 of 38 in the EPL, meaning we will have a Champion today. Hippo hands Wakezilla a note. Wakezilla reads the note All the EPL games are on Sunday and not today? Well that's some bullshit. Way to let the Americans win, England. Seeing how the season

“It’s An Abomination!” – A NHL Conference Finals Preview

Beerguyrob - May 9, 2019May 9, 2019

From a first round that made no sense to a second round that featured some of the best overtime games in the league's history, the NHL Playoffs, 2019 edition, have sure been awash in tension and emotion. BUT ENOUGH OF THAT SENTIMENTAL BULLSHIT! It's time to talk about the third round. Carolina vs.