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Your “Boring As Heck” Friday Evening Open Thread
I’m not the biggest soccer fan on the planet. That’s no secret to any of you if you’ve been paying attention. But I do…
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Your “You Get The Horns” Thursday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Melvin Gordon has told the Chargers he’s not showing up to camp without a new contract. In a “pay me or trade…
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Your “Lots To Say; Nothing To Watch” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL Nourishment: The Texans appear to be approaching the 2019 season with the intent of having no GM. Since their attempt to recruit Patriots personnel…
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Your “Barren Like Jennifer Aniston” Monday Evening Open Thread
NFL Nuggets: Tedy Bruschi is recovering from a stroke last week. He posted Monday that he started feeling symptoms on Thursday, July 4: Around…
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Your “All Hail The Queen” Sunday Evening Open Thread
Bow down to your new goddess, and new Democratic frontrunner for the nomination. Well, that was a fair result for the Americans. Even as…
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Your “I Feel The Air Is Getting Hot” Saturday Evening Open Thread
I am spending the night at Paul McCartney, a fellow I recall has been in a couple of popular bands over the years. After…
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Your “Warning: The Creep Door is Closing Fast” Saturday Morning/Afternoon Open Thread
Soooo. As a recent convert to soccer I’m quite grateful that the enormous “nothing sporty to watch” gulf between March Madness and exhibition NFL…
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Your “Dog Days” Friday Evening Open Thread
This past Wednesday it was extremely hot here. Temperatures pushing triple digits, and humidity pushing the heat index above 110 degrees. Mom and I…
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Your July 4th Evening Parade Open Thread
Whether your parade is more German than Sesame Street, or more North Korean than Japanese puppet, I hope all the Commentists are having a…
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A Slapdash Wednesday Evening Open Thread
Apologies for the stuntedness, but real life threw up some obstacles today. Besides, with July 4th on Friday, it doesn’t appear anyone at the…