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Your The Night Before Winning The Lottery Sunday Evening Open Thread
Today was the first of two major sport free-agent negotiation windows. The NBA’s started today, and the salary cap for the NBA this year…
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Your Saturday Evening Staff Party Open Thread
Help – I’m being held hostage at a end-of-year school staff party. It’s nothing but vegetarian lasagna, quinoa salad, and “eww – this has…
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Your “Soccer Hooligans Are The Bestest Hooligans” Early Saturday Open Thread
As most of you know, I don’t know jack about Soccer. Other than it’s kinda boring for 90 minutes, they don’t care about the…
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Your “Berry Flavored” Friday Evening Open Thread
I don’t have anything to say this week. And if I did you wouldn’t like it anyway. Count yourselves lucky. – Sports MLB Atlanta…
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Your “In All Thy Sons Command” Thursday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: The only major NFL news of the day is about the Tyreek Hill hearing with the NFL’s investigation team. This is in…
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Your “Things Could Be Worse” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Joe Theismann has things to say about [Redacteds] draft pick, QB Dwayne Haskins. Mostly, that Jay Gruden should take the Patrick Mahomes…
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Your “It’s Been a Good Week” Sunday Night Open Thread
It might be Sunday night, which signals for the return of the grind early tomorrow, but instead of dwelling on that, I’d rather look…
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Your “S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y Night!!!” Saturday Evening Open Thread
Remember the Bay City Rollers? They were huge for …. like about two weeks I think, back in the 70s. I think I was…
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