Your “City of Charlotte Shuts Down For The Game And Nobody Notices” Open Thread

After watching Arizony blurp their way to victory yesterday I’m saying that the winner of this game is the NFC champ. It looks like RB Lynch is back on the field today. The usual fart-makers that must talk about things are wondering if he’ll be ‘ready’. Hmm, do you think that a Pro Bowl back with fresh legs might possibly be an upgrade over something called a, and I quote, “Christine Michael”? I do. Just looking at the both of these teams I must say, THERE’S A SHIT-TON OF TALENT HERE. DO YOU HEAR THAT JERRY REESE? IT CAN’T BE THAT HARD TO DRAFT WELL. [upends table that has nothing on it] Sorry. Where was I? Right. You’d think that mega-CB Norman would be matched up against WR Baldwin (he of the 13 TD’s in the last 9 games) but the former is a baby that only rarely plays the slot receiver. (don’t tell him I typed that) Speaking of tough assignments S Chancellor gets to be roasted on a spit with an apple in his mouth by TE Olsen. “Fat Chance” is great in run support but if Seattle wants to blitz he’s gonna be on an island that features quite a few balls whizzing overhead. CB Sherman does follow the opposing #1 WR all over the field and that spells bad news for Ted Ginn. Years from now when you hear the phrase “a rising tide lifts all shitty receivers to career years” you’ll think of the Ginner and have yourself a nice martini. (may apply to myself only). One guy that might be under your radar is Kawaan Short. The Seahawks have struggled against dominant DT’s (just like everyone else, duh) like Donald (Rams) and Atkins (Bengals) and short led the league at his position with 11 sacks and 16 tackles for a loss. The man tasked with going after QB Newton has sacked him 7 times in 4 games-OLB Irvin it’s time to do what you do. HAVE AT IT YOU RAPSCALLIONS!

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
John Difool

Russell Wilson looked like Cam Newton’s mini-me.

Romonobyl

Newton Takes a Knee was my favorite Dr. Seuss book!

Gratliff

Was that a double ended dildo/sunglasses crossover? Those arms were huge.

Sill Bimmons

That was closer than it needed to be.

litre_cola

Arizona Carolina is a dream matchup for the Ginger Hammer…

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

WUUUUUU? Two small market teams?

Wakezilla

More like a very bad dream!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

A fun negro QB is not what he wanted.

Gratliff

Apparently you only need to make one single play in the second half when you put up 31 more points than the other side in the first.

King Hippo

WHEW

theeWeeBabySeamus

Don’t gimme that “WHEW” shit.
Your day of stress ain’t even yet begun.
In other words….Pey Pey has not yet begun to defile himself.

JustStopDude

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Old School Zero

Wait the fuck a minute–MARTYBALL WORKED IN THE PLAYOFFS?

Defensive Back Mike Wallace

With Cam and Olsen you can run any offense.

Don T

This. ?

ThePirateSloth

Welp, that’s what happens when you don’t show up until the 3rd quarter to a playoff game

Defensive Back Mike Wallace

God bless you Davis

theeWeeBabySeamus

At least they weren’t fooled by the onside kick.
/progress

Sharkbait

They didnt McCarthy it!

Wakezilla
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She’s high on my hatefuck list.

WCS

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Wakezilla

Same.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Oh yes. I do concur, good sir.

Kungjitsu

Maybe we can make her airtight together one day

theeWeeBabySeamus

You talkin’ ’bout runnin’ train on Katherine Heigl?
I’m in.

theeWeeBabySeamus

That’s….tremendously good.

JustStopDude

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Romonobyl

Sorry, it just slipped in!

makeitsnowondem

I haven’t seen Vinovich in three games this weekend. He’s reffing Denver, isn’t he?

(gun emoji sad face emoji)

King Hippo

OH FUCK

Gratliff

If Carolina blows this, the Chargers should get their stadium.

Old School Zero

I AGREE

bourb0nblues

I’ll second this motion.

Wakezilla

Too bad they can’t really run the ball right now

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evilbeaver8

Who is this?

Wakezilla

No idea

blackroseMD1

Sounds like it’s had a bit too much whisky.

Sill Bimmons
litre_cola

About 10 years ago I rented one of those in Plovdiv Bulgaria. We could barely fit our backpacks in it.

Gratliff

I wonder what high resolution meant to them. We have 8k resolutions just around the corner now.

Wakezilla

“Cam Newton comes out to talk about himself with his defense: Is a distraction”
–PK tomorrow–

makeitsnowondem

Seahawks probably aren’t used to playing in a stadium this loud.

Dunstan

Troy McClure warned us of this!

Sill Bimmons

This ad is clever.

makeitsnowondem

If you don’t count the points from before I woke up, the Seahawks are winning.

litre_cola

What did the line end up being in this game?

Spanky Datass

CAR -2.5 was the last I saw.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Hey Panthers….that halftime heroin musta been pretty good, eh?

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