Your Late Afternoon Trifecta Of NFL Games

Mia/Sea-Arian Foster has looked fantastic in pre-season for the Dolphs but the Seahawks will be interlocking their arms for peace? justice? hope? I don’t think it’s been thought through-how the hell can anyone catch a fish that’s thrown their way as happens on a regular basis in that city? Prediction? Miami and new coach Adam Gase get throttled and leave the environs with their fins between their legs. There’s an enormous talent gap between these teams.

Det/Indy-Detroit’s inevitable 5-win season begins with a road loss to the Colts. Guys like Ameer Abdullah, Theo Riddick and Eric Ebron don’t inspire much confidence. Wr Tate should take some time adjusting to being doubled so I’m thinking that wr Jones on the other side is a good bet to put up solid numbers all year long. As per usual Chunky von Butterscotch will be heaving the ball for the Lions. Hmmm…after doing a bit of homework I’ve discovered that Indy’s lousy D will be missing up to 4 starters. They’ll also be starting rooks at lb and safety and cb Cromartie has been with the team all of 3 weeks. Last one with the ball wins.

Giants/’Boys– Today a nation (or two) learns the phrase Dak! Slurping. Yeah, the youngster out of Mississippi State got the bandwagon Cowboys fans hearts a-fluttering with his “can-do attitude” and his “stats” and his “enthusiasm” and such. Makes me sick how far the guy is going to fall when Dallas backers figure out he’s not white. In “Holy Hell” news, the Giants don’t have a single player of note on the injury list! And they only had to spend 200 million in free agency to make it happen! Wait, I don’t think those two things are connected…

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

I had to double check to make sure I didn’t pick Indy in the DFO suicide pool…

Bortleback

I know it’s a relatively rare occurrence, but teams doing the last minute Stanford band type plays generally look like they’re making it up on the spot. Couldn’t they spend a day or two practicing it in the offseason? Don’t need pads or anything, you’re pretty much just playing modified touch rugby

Senor Weaselo

I’m guessing they are making it up.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

They practice it, but like once or twice every third or fourth week. Not a high priority in the game planning.

JustStopDude

This “Son of Zorn” thing…how does something like that get green lit?

An assload of money was spent…most likely more than what we all make combined.

Why?

fleshwound_NPG

Network TV is dying and desperate times call for desperate measures.

fleshwound_NPG

MILLENNIUM OF THE SAFETY

ArmedandHammered

And a safety to add insult to injury! Yes! Fuck you Monkey Business…..

Senor Weaselo

Bookkeeping safety!

Sill Bimmons

Phase One: Survive Cancer.

Phase Two: ?

Phase Three: Profit!

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JustStopDude

Is there anything more enjoyable and derpy than the last second hot potato drill…

Horatio Cornblower

There were at least three forward passes on that play.

JustStopDude

SAEFTY! There goes the betting line!

JustStopDude

SAEFTY! There goes the betting line!

ThursdaySkyGoddess

Jim Caldwell is so fucking happy.

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fleshwound_NPG

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Senor Weaselo

So far those laterals haven’t worked very… there we go.

Shogun Marcus

Oh indi-bibimap-abis…

Sill Bimmons

ALL TEH HODOR POINTS AND TEH CLOTS LOSE TOO BOTTOMS UP FELLOWS

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Horatio Cornblower

This loss is clearly the worst thing that’s ever happened to Chuck Pagano.

fleshwound_NPG

LIONS…?!

King Hippo

This is what happens when you forsake ur imaginary friends American Pie Story ,, smh. 🙁

Moonbatting Average

HAHA Clots

Don T

Lions ballcarroers stay in bounds. In consecutive downs. With less than 27 seconds left in the game.
AND WIN?
This is gonna be a strange-ass season.

JustStopDude

Why are the lions running another play?

Sill Bimmons
Moonbatting Average

WE WILL WE WILL barely beat you

fleshwound_NPG

RIP Zodiac Motherfucker

Shogun Marcus

He said he has given up on them.

JustStopDude

Something happened to Ted Cruz?

Sharkbait

Wait. the Lions are STILL wearing WCF patches???

Horatio Cornblower

Well he’s still dead.

Sill Bimmons

One would imagine that continued wear of memorial badges could lead to unsightly uniform clutter…

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Senor Weaselo

Hodor? Hodor!

Sill Bimmons
King Hippo

this has been a nice “welcome back” party FOAR real footy. I have enjoyed it immensely. Sure hope we get to enjoy a Pats sledgehammering (with 4-5 David Johnson TDs).

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

This coding was dope, DTZM.

Worked beautifully today.

fleshwound_NPG

Fat Humps DJ predictably playing ole Johnny Cougar.

Fuck this state forever.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

More like Rikki-Tikki-Drunkly, amirite?

King Hippo

YOU SHOULD TRY TO BREAK YOUR BENCH PRESS RECORD NOW

/I am evil

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Pfft. I took 175 down to like halfway depth today. Not gonna take any chances getting hurt again anytime soon.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Still training to beat Houston’s blowbang record?

King Hippo

The only thing I will ever feel smart about is saying all over the internet (well, here and my NC State blog) that Dak Prescott was the only QB I liked from his draft class.

fleshwound_NPG
Sill Bimmons

Passing TD to Dorsett PLEEZ

Don T

I have to say I LOOOOOVE Extra Point uncertainty.

Bloody Lethal

I needed that bad.

Horatio Cornblower

Bonus HodorTime coverage!

Bortleback

Well it wasn’t the backbreaking interception that I’m used to, Romobyl style, but I’ll take Cowboys derp in whatever form it comes

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