TGISF… aka “Taste The Rainbow” Sexy Friday Open Thread

Roy G Biv was a smart sumbitch.  If you didn’t take physics in school, you have no idea what that means probably.

Foreshadowing?  Yes.  But we’ll get to that, I promise.  First, some final business….

Sexy Friday has been on a bit of a non-hiatus-hiatus, in a manner of speaking, for the past couple of weeks.  If you’ve been reading along, then you already pretty much know why.  Or could at least figure it out in general unless you’re stupid.  Or drunk.  Or high (ooooh…foreshadowing for future weeks).

Well, that ends this week.

After weighing things in my (admittedly not perfectly normal) brain for a couple of weeks, I’ve decided two things:

  1. I’ll never publicly put my email address out there again.  Not worth it.  No good deed…etc., etc.
  2. The time has come to get back to the sorts of things I believe most of our readership is looking for on a Friday to unwind from the stress of a work week.

I realize that I’ll never please all of the people all of the time.  If anything is ever considered untoward by anyone, please do feel free to tell me.  But only if you can also manage to tell me why.  If you can also provide constructive suggestions that would be a bonus.

I promise I won’t bite.  Unless you’re a hot chick who wants me to bite.

Or pull your hair.  Or spank you, or…..

But I digress….

As I’ve already stated, much more harshly previously, I don’t know what you want if you don’t tell me.  That’s actually true for a lot of things in life now that I think about it.

But again, I digress….

Where was I?  Oh right……If you can’t tell me something constructive then it’s probably best for you to just not even read TGISF anymore.  I frankly don’t care either way anymore.

Televisions and radios have different stations for a reason.  Changing the channel is not difficult.  The button is right there.  Similarly, if TGISF isn’t your bag, no worries.  Your mouse won’t click on it without your approval.

From now on, I’m doing this the way I want to do it.  I’ll consider any and all suggestions, and promise to try to incorporate people’s requests as I’m able to.  Just ask Brocky…he’s still rubbing ’em out to the Glove Theme from several months back….

(Dammit….in about an hour, someone is gonna need to go get Brocky out of the DFO Clubhouse bathroom, btw….just saying….freaking weirdo)

Let’s listen to some shitty music and get that image out of our heads, shall we?

Well dangit, that didn’t help, did it?

OK….Bottom Line

Myself and the rest of the authors here do this for fun and fellowship.  With one another and also with all of you.  But we work our asses off to do it and none of us have a need nor a desire to hear pointless criticism without something constructive.  To hell with that.

Where TGISF is concerned specifically however, The Pimp of DFO now considers himself to be a benevolent dictator.

tl;dr :  I do it for you, but it belongs to me.  Imma do it how I see fit.  Fuck you if you can’t take a joke.

Now Let’s Get On With This and Have Some Fun FFS

So, what is this week’s theme going to be, considering I kinda want to make a big splash back into walking that line?

Body Painting.

So let’s saddle up and do this already, Cowpokes.  Yippe-kay-yay, MF’ers!!!!!

 

The Colorful World of Sports

NFL

There’s some football tonight.  Allegedly.  It won’t be good.  But you’ll watch anyway.

  • Yinzburgh at Juice Boxers – 7:00pm EDT – TV: NFLN (oh god help us)
  • Crablegs at Bungles – 7:30pm EDT – TV: No idea (and don’t care)
  • 69’ers at Chefs – 9:00pm EDT – TV: NFLN (loads pistol, opens mouth)

 

MLB

While I haven’t mentioned it specifically up until now (because Chavez Ravine can suck a dick) …  But Holy hell have you seen what the Dodgers are doing?  Love or hate ’em (I hate ’em, fwiw), you can’t help but be impressed.  One month into the season, they were under .500 (10-12 is my recollection, but don’t quote me on that).  Now?  81-33.  Do the math.  That’s fucking insane.  Which only means they’re likely to lose in the NLDS and go away quietly.  Which is fine, but still.  What they’ve done since April is pretty amazing.

Now fuck off Dodgers, mostly because of your fans like this douche who wrote this for the LA Times.  As an aside, the LA Times might want to demand better standards for itself in the future.

/remembers it’s the LA Times

//understands now

Tonight:

  • Boston at NYY – 7:00pmEDT – MLBN (regional split)
  • Cleveland at Tampa Bay – 7:00pmEDT – MLBN (regional split)

Tonight’s Full Schedule

Standings

 

GOLF

Shut up.  I’m not gonna bore you to death with golf.  But it’s the PGA at Quail Hollow and it’s the last major championship of the year so it’s getting mentioned.

I told you, I’m doing what I want from now on.

I’ve played this course before.  Relatively speaking for tour players, it is not a difficult course.  There will be some very low numbers posted I think (already have been, actually).

Leaderboard

Body Painting

Bodypainting first really came to my attention when I first noticed the work of this lovely lady, an artist in Baltimore (shut up)…..

Yes, her top is painted on here…and I am in favor…

I remember thinking (and maybe also telling her, I can’t remember, we were acquaintances at best) that bodypainting was probably not a growth industry, so staking one’s financial and professional career on it might be a mistake.  Boy, was I ever wrong on that one.  Not only did it take off, but she’s making some pretty good scratch, and doing what she loves.  And good for her, I say.

As an aside, if it interests you, you should buy her book….

But here is some of her work…

Oh settle down, I can hear your groans from here.

I told you she was from Baltimore.  You all know me, you knew I was gonna find a way to slip the Orioles and the Ravens in.

Seriously, it’s as if you people just met me or something.

But in all seriousness, I find bodypainting interesting.  In addition to the appearance, also the process.  And not just for the artist.  I cannot imagine holding still for that long as a human canvas.

But in any case, the examples I’ve shown you so far have been tame.  Now we’re about to push some boundaries.

You’ve been warned.

*I should also mention that the rest of these photos are randomly chosen and are from no particular artist (including Jen) nor model.  Just whatever I find which fits our theme.

Let’s do this….

 

OK, I should probably quit now.  Imma already hear about nipples all weekend probably.  Probably won’t actually see any, other than my own perhaps.  Meh, mine are pretty cute, so I can accept that.  Maybe next week I’ll even show ’em to ya’s.

But that would excite LowCommanderoftheSuperSoldiers way way too much so…yeah, probably a bad idea.  He’s already way too gay for me.

Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

Sincerely, I hope all of you are well and have a fun and colorful weekend.

Love ya’s.

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An unapologetic, even if often manic-depressive (it's a requirement given his choices of sports teams), fan of NC State University, the Baltimore Ravens and the Baltimore Orioles. When not parked in front of the computer and/or TV, can often be found on the golf course shouting obscenities to no one in particular.
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WCS

GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Doesn’t like the Rapunzel-esque…….

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WCS

When she asked for a side of mashed potatoes, and got fries, instead.

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Could also be appreciation of my sarcastic “wit.”

Wakezilla

So is Netflix’s Glow worth a watch?

I’m 6 beers in and am so how watching Disaster Movie, which is 2017 New York Jets bad.

WCS

I enjoyed it.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

First episode has Alison Brie titties. Rest of the season is entertaining too.

Unsurprised

The Internet has Alison Brie’s titties when she was on Mad Men, before losing the weight and boobs for GLOW.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Brick Meathook

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Unsurprised

I guess bahn mi burger was the general theme this year.

No wonder I’m so fat.

Senor Weaselo

My hole where an organ was just winced at that.

Senor Weaselo

What do Senor and an encyclopedia have in common? We both have appendices. Also no gallbladder, how the fuck you doing boys (and girls)?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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We that was not correct.

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litre_cola

So this Eagle trade does rectify the burning dumpster fire that is the secondary yet weakens the receiving corps when Alshon breaks and Smith retires.

King Hippo

Not that you woulda franchised Jordan fookin’ Matthews anyhoo…

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Brick Meathook

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litre_cola

Does he pay his taxes in 2032?

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IRA

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jesus, that was a terrible joke.

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WCS

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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WCS

Actual footage of how I met my wife.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I think your story is more impressive than how I met my last girlfriend.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

How much beer is enough after a bunch of mezcal and gin?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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King Hippo

This would be funnier footage of how WCS met his wife…

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I laughed.

litre_cola

The correct answer is all the beer.

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King Hippo

Zeke’s statement, translated:

“This shit don’t happen in Columbus, where bitches know to keep they mouth shut. THEEEEE!!”

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Wakezilla

And that’s the ball game. Als win and are now in first place, despite being 1 game under .500

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Cockblock rating; SEVERE.

Wakezilla

This Argos/Als game, I call it pride weekend because there are tons of flags everywhere

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laserguru

Good evening folks! Welcome to a special edition of Sexy Friday Request Line!

Caller “Zeke” from the “Big D” asked us to put together a playlist to help him pass the time while he is on an extended “vacation.”

Let’s see what we can do for this psychotic, transparent asshole shall we?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZPECFQ4NhE

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Wakezilla
laserguru
Don T

Wonderful stuff twbs.

And Happy Eagles Day, I guess.

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laserguru

As a working person who deals with RGB and CMYK I support your choice of themes.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Shogun Marcus

Speaking of rainbows…
https://youtube.com/watch?v=kZVToL4LhDQ

Brick Meathook

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Wakezilla

Argos make it a 2 score game. Hurrah?

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Gratliff

Anyway, moderation filtering out my bitching about the uselessness of a hot topic and its lack of shirts referencing a certain NJPW stable not to be mentioned isn’t going to prevent me from sharing Brandi Rhodes pics.
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Wakezilla

LOL. Oh man, the Argos are imploding. This has to be the year a Western team crosses over and represents the East in the Grey Cup.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Unsurprised

Okay, I’m not in Vancouver. I’ll probably go tomorrow before I go hang out with some people up there for a house party.

I just realized that it was burger week this week, and so I’m probably going to go back to one place nearby to get one around 9-11. Another place closer has a pork burger that’s … eh. But tomorrow is the last day and I feel like an asshole not being able to just hit up every place (same with pizza week back in June, I think).

Hmmm. So good burger options.

https://www.portlandmercury.com/events/burger-week/2017-08-11

Wakezilla

Where in BC are you now? Richmond?

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Unsurprised

Sorry, Vancouver WA, which is just across the river from Portland.

If I head up to BC, I would totally put out an alert though.

Wakezilla

I’ll be driving thru Vancouver, WA a week from now.

Unsurprised

What about Portland? I have to make an effort to cross the Willamette, let alone the Columbia, but for another DFOer I’ll make an exception and come say hi.

Gratliff

Hmm. So what flags a comment for moderation? Does it look for certain terms or domain links?

Wakezilla

Kind of like a border crossing. Once in a while, it just has to let you know that it moderates a comment.

herodotus450

I once made an hilarious joke about Game of Thrones, and I believe the *ncest word triggered it.

Gratliff

incest

Gratliff

Yep. That did the trick.

Gratliff

Okay, what the fuck. Now I can’t get it to trigger on anything I used below.
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King Hippo

It should have flagged you FOAR “an hilarious” smgdh

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I think it is software, some of random more “tame” stuff get set for moderation.

Gratliff

Yours truly made the critical error of wandering into a Hot Topic for what must be the second time in 15 years. Was hoping to find a Bullet Club shirt in stock. (Think NWO/DX hybrid full of people who were kids when those were big. Massively popular in Japan and Indies the last few years.)

http://cdn1-www.wrestlezone.com/assets/uploads/2016/03/bullet-club-logo.jpg

I was immediately swarmed by a small army of what were goths, but not like goth goths, like Hot Topic Presents Gothic Sales Associate, which is the primary reason I hate going into any store let alone Hot Topic. The secondary reason being that of course they didn’t have what I wanted. All the more reason to not make it a third try. I’ll never forgive that chain for taking over the building that housed the arcade I spent most of my formative years in despite the arcade’s demise being literally all their fault. Irrational sentimentality is how I know I’m a real American.

Back on-topic, here’s the first lady of the Bullet Club, Brandi Rhodes, the Granddaughter-in-Law of a Plumber.

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Wakezilla

Chris Cuthbert: It’s a battle of the beasts of the east.

Uh Chris, you can’t say that when both teams don’t even have a .500 record.

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Gratliff

Yours truly made the critical error of wandering into a Hot Topic for what must be the second time in 15 years. Was hoping to find a Bullet Club shirt in stock. (Think NWO/DX hybrid full of people who were kids when those were big. Massively popular in Japan and Indies the last few years.)

http://cdn1-www.wrestlezone.com/assets/uploads/2016/03/bullet-club-logo.jpg

I was immediately swarmed by a small army of what were goths, but not like goth goths, like Hot Topic Presents Gothic Sales Associate, which is the primary reason I hate going into any store let alone Hot Topic. The secondary reason being that of course they didn’t have what I wanted. All the more reason to not make it a third try. I’ll never forgive that chain for taking over the building that housed the arcade I spent most of my formative years in despite the arcade’s demise being literally all their fault. Irrational sentimentality is how I know I’m a real American.

Back on-topic, here’s the first lady of the Bullet Club, Brandi Rhodes, the Granddaughter-in-Law of a Plumber.

http://www.wrestling-online.com/News/wp-content/gallery/brandi-rhodes/brandirhodes7.jpg

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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King Hippo

They’ll remember your name without a catchy senior quote ,, ppl forget that.

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Wakezilla

Cody Fajardo is now in the game for the Boatmen. Even Koepernick’s college backup has a job!

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Unsurprised

Ah. A girl from New Mexico.

King Hippo

not a ME FIRST GLOREE BOY I betcha

Sharkbait

Off to the In laws. Buy stock in Gin distilleries now.

litre_cola

Sharky I am on day 6 of 9. (nice) I am at minimum a bottle and a half of wine per night.

Wakezilla

Thick Nick Lewis getting closer to #1 in all-time catches. Kind of a shame he’ll beat Geroy by the end of the year

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litre_cola

Evening internetters. Inlaw day 6 and I had a me day. Drove to 6 wineries in the region and got to hang with the proprietor of one who I have known 20 years. Still no sign of any scotch here and I know dad-in-law has at least 30 bottles socked away. Oh well I have been destroying his wine cellar so I have that going for me.

HOW THE FUCK WE DOIN BOYS??

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Brick Meathook

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King Hippo

I am having a 2nd ass-y cider. Beats sobriety or going back outside, eh?

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Wakezilla

Stay Strong

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