Nazis! Suspensions! Nuclear War! Trades! What a week for questions about law and fantasy football! Unsurprisingly, most of your law questions were about our Ululating Sack Of Wet FartsDear Leader and the legal ramifications of his relentless drive to make this world an even more terrible place than it already
I just don't have much in terms of creativity today, so I apologize for going to my weekend well to tie something into the Miami QB situation:
Break out a fresh bag of "Feline Pine", because Jay Cutler is going to start this Thursday.
At most, he plays the
Well, I believe I speak for the majority when I say, those were some real Week-1 preseason games.
Oh, and fuck Dean Spanos with a rusty shiv. μαλάκας!
The Lord giveth, and BLEERGH taketh away:
A week after signing a new five-year deal, Devonta Freeman is in concussion protocol.
So, the first weekend of the pre-season ends tonight, with the Seahawks going down I-5 & then onto I-10 to visit some team called the "Los Angeles Chargers" in a stadium named after a business with less credibility than the University of Phoenix.
As has been my standard in covering these
The pre-season schedule begins in earnest tonight, with 7 games, "highlighted" by a game of musical QB chairs in Chicago between the Bears & Broncos.
Elway could come out of the box & be as effective. Hell - mid-stroke Kubiak would be better than most of what we'll
This is a collaborative post from the sick and horrible minds of Old School Zero and Low Commander of the Super Soldiers. You have been warned.
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Kam Chancellor agreed to a three-year extension. Three years, $36 million - with $25 million guaranteed.
Look forward to Seattle in 2017 having a great defence, and Russell Wilson having to run for his life because they can only afford tackling dummies on the O-line.
Injuries have forced
The young man sat on the NYC Subway, riding along, lost in thought. Rehearsals had been cancelled and he unexpectedly had the whole day to himself. As he sat, thinking about all of the things he wanted to do today, a commotion started on the far end of
Two big highlights of the day:
All teams have their main training camps opening today or tomorrow; and
The Hall of Fame Game is one week today.
Funnily, the increasingly shorter days seem a little bit brighter.
Problems on the elite front: Joe Flacco, depending on which story you read,
The NFL has responded to yesterday's news about CTE in athletes' brains:
We appreciate the work done by Dr. McKee and her colleagues for the value it adds in the ongoing quest for a better understanding of CTE.
As noted by the authors, there are still many unanswered questions relating
One day after being cut from the Cowboys for being nothing but trouble (& not named Ezekiel), Lucky Whitehead has had all charges dropped by Virginia police.
The cops original warrant was based on comparing the DMV photo of Whitehead to the guy they had in custody, later
Based on his gradual recovery from shoulder surgery, Andrew Luck will start camp on the PUP list.
more time foar gravy!
Also PUP'd - Teddy Bridgewater. He is expected to be on it to start the season, which means he'll automatically miss the first 6 games.