We are back after quite the week 1 where there were some happy moments and as usual some real angry moments. So Huddersfield town looked good eh? Won't last. Chelsea lost which made me overjoyed, and Everton won which made Hippo happy. I will delay no further unless the boss
If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
So, it probably isn't too difficult to figure out this week's theme. But I'm still not telling you yet.
But here's a "hint".
I enjoy reading for pleasure. Unfortunately, I don't have much
In a harbinger of what this season might look like, Alex Smith's agent is already talking about where he might end up next year.
"Alex is the present, and as good a football player as he is, he's going to have opportunities whether it's in Kansas City or
Ezekiel Elliott's appeal is scheduled for August 29th.
And he may have something more credible than the "crazy bitch" defence first alluded to yesterday:
Texts involving using a sex tape as blackmail.
Separate texts involving false accusations about domestic violence.
Harold Henderson, the arbiter who also handled the
I just don't have much in terms of creativity today, so I apologize for going to my weekend well to tie something into the Miami QB situation:
Break out a fresh bag of "Feline Pine", because Jay Cutler is going to start this Thursday.
At most, he plays the
Well, I believe I speak for the majority when I say, those were some real Week-1 preseason games.
Oh, and fuck Dean Spanos with a rusty shiv. μαλάκας!
The Lord giveth, and BLEERGH taketh away:
A week after signing a new five-year deal, Devonta Freeman is in concussion protocol.
So, the first weekend of the pre-season ends tonight, with the Seahawks going down I-5 & then onto I-10 to visit some team called the "Los Angeles Chargers" in a stadium named after a business with less credibility than the University of Phoenix.
As has been my standard in covering these
I hope you got outside, and it was nice where you live.
Rain is forecast for Vancouver tonight and into Sunday, and none of us can fucking wait. This goddamned smoke is killing the summer. The last few days have been humid as fuck, and the reflective properties of the smoke
As teh real football is about to start. HOWEVAH we have the lesser footy starting as well which I know doesn't concern many of you but perhaps if your small humans have you up early on Saturday mornings you will need to know all of this! Just like last year
Roy G Biv was a smart sumbitch. If you didn't take physics in school, you have no idea what that means probably.
Foreshadowing? Yes. But we'll get to that, I promise. First, some final business....
Sexy Friday has been on a bit of a non-hiatus-hiatus, in a manner of speaking, for the
The pre-season schedule begins in earnest tonight, with 7 games, "highlighted" by a game of musical QB chairs in Chicago between the Bears & Broncos.
Elway could come out of the box & be as effective. Hell - mid-stroke Kubiak would be better than most of what we'll
Jay Cutler wasted no time putting his scent all over the Hard Rock Stadium litter box by purchasing the #6 from previous owner Brandon Doughty.
Terms weren't disclosed, but amongst teammates I'm guessing Doughty won't be paying for meal upgrades above the per diem on the road this