We are back after quite the week 1 where there were some happy moments and as usual some real angry moments. So Huddersfield town looked good eh? Won't last. Chelsea lost which made me overjoyed, and Everton won which made Hippo happy. I will delay no further unless the boss
They know what they did.
I hope Dan Quinn wakes up screaming every night at 3:28 AM, sweating in anguish over how the Falcons let down 96% of the football viewing public, with Dreamboat's stupid, ugly face as large as Godzilla standing over him, roaring in triumph. After all, TAWMMY's
O, speak to me, o Muse! Please take my mind
And offer me assistance for this tale.
Through you, I hope to join ven'rable kind.
I tell of city not of fair, but fail,
And cursed, it seemed, 'til King reclaimed his throne
And for a shining moment, did prevail.
With title claimed,
How you may be asking does one become a
Saints fan in the first place?
(The sound of screeching brakes and then that annoying back up beeping) Lets go back in time shall we?
No one chooses to be a Saints fan, we are cast from birth, a kind of divine intervention, you think I wanted this?
Pop Quiz: Do you know who that is in that banner image? Yeah, no one else does either.
I had already begun mentally writing this preview, expecting the Ravens to make the smart move and sign Colin Kaepernick. I mean, we don't have a problem with stabbings in Baltimore, so why
I'm not going to lie, about the only thing I know about the Bucs is that their quarterback is a seafood thieving rapist. Who never had to face the music because more or less, he had a shot at getting his school a National Championship. And he did. Job well
So, this feels appropriate. Originally, WCS was going to write the bulk of this preview while I, the "recovering" Steelers fan was going to add in some comic relief and rejoice in the fact that I don't give a fuck if Ben dies on the field or not, if Mike
Or should that be "2017 Horrible Carolina Panthers Preview"?
Yes, that seems more apropos.
Sooooooo, two years removed from almost running the regular season table, an NFC Championship and a (disappointing) Superb Owl appearance, are the Panthers going to suck again this year?
Yes. Yes they are. And here's why...
2015 Carolina Panthers -
That’s right! This is the 50th year of the Cincinnati Bengals and Mike Brown is putting off all the stops by putting an ugly patch on the jerseys. And that’s pretty much it. A patch on their current uniforms. They can’t go throwback due to NFL rules about changing helmets
This is a collaborative post from the sick and horrible minds of Old School Zero and Low Commander of the Super Soldiers. You have been warned.
[Up in the owner’s box of the vast, expansive, huge, massive, otherworldly large, Brobdingnagian, 30,000 27,000 seat StubHub Legal Scalping Center, DEAN SPANOS sits alone and looks out over the
It seems that "Kinda like last year, but slightly worse" is not an adequate team preview, even if I tack on "Third in the NFC East."
Where is the overexuberant and unrealistic optimism of the typical Redacteds fan, you may ask? And I would respond that third in the NFC East
RIKKI-TIKKI-DEADLY: Hi folks! I'm here with our old friend Andy Reid, who has graciously agreed to help us out with our Chiefs preview for the 2017 season. How are you feeling about this team's prospects for the season, Andy?
ANDY REID: Hungry.
RTD: Ah, yes I can see how you and the