Expectations or maybe I just need another beer: New Orleans Saints bye week update

DJ TAJ - November 15, 2023November 15, 2023

Start here... What is expectation? A dream, an illusion? A stone dead goddamn lie? When you expect something to happen, it never does. Expectations are like you're imagining something, I will be happy, I will be pretty. Knowing full well that nothing, Nothing, ever goes as planned. Expectation implies envisioning your lottery dream,

Lurid or Lucid? A Very Different Sunday Gravy

DJ TAJ - June 18, 2023June 13, 2023

The monumental sadness of everything. Harken back to a happier time, while stoned and watching, I think it was Bourdain. He was in some remote village in a place I long (I’m certain Dok has already been) to see, when the host asked where one can get the best drunken egg rolls

Losing Your Mind Can BE fuN

DJ TAJ - March 14, 2023February 27, 2023

I was left for dead on the side of the road. I decided I would not even try to get up, just going to lay here. Go ahead laugh at me, they are. People stepped right over me on their way to self importance, One lady asked if I was dead

Chapter 3 – East of Jesus.

DJ TAJ - December 22, 2022December 21, 2022

I COULD HOLD YOUR HAND FOREVER MY SWEET BELLA SWAN JESUS WHAT IS THAT NIGHTMARE? This time nothing can go wrong for you see I rented a car and plan on blasting the air conditioner, both ways. Heading down the day before to make certain than

And all the Angels vomited: World Cup Preview. Switzerland!

DJ TAJ - November 9, 2022

You folks have, no doubt, heard of the game of soccer, haven’t you? Have you ever wondered how that game came to be? Well then sit right down, because Grandpa Stupid has a whopper of a story to tell you. Soccer, it turns out, began in a faraway land, across the

Chapter 2

DJ TAJ - November 2, 2022

Now where were we? Oh yes K Stew and I were just about to… According to locals the temperature of the water can reach up to 118 degrees in the summer. Some go as far to say that the heavy salt

Sunday Gravy with yeah right: Special guest Star DJ TAJ! Let’s make some scratch made Mexican Food Again! WOO!!

yeah right - August 7, 2022August 5, 2022

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Welcome back people. As we near the completion of another season of Sunday Gravy I've started to notice that I've hit my annual "Finish line is close and my ass is dragging" moment that inevitably hits me right around August. I blame the NFL for most of this since they're just teasing

Dancing in the Lake Of Fire

DJ TAJ - July 14, 2022October 28, 2022

I'm going to blame Kristen Stewart for this. "Open with" Scary dead children floating in the ethereal mist chanting. Tajjy and Kristen sitting in a tree, K.I.S.S.I.N.G. Oh bliss Eyes open, wake up to: Day 109 locked down in the Covid cave. One thing is for certain madness dwells here. Every day you face the

Dreams really do come true, if you’re an idiot

DJ TAJ - March 23, 2022March 21, 2022

My eyes fly open, sleep is instantly gone. I have seen my future and I know what I’m going to do with the rest of my sad existence. Have you ever been to a golf driving range and seen some loser in one of those crappy old machines picking up golf

How did I get barf in my backseat? A very special Boots on the Ground Experience

DJ TAJ - December 1, 2021November 29, 2021

Anytime it’s been ill conceived enough that I somehow become the designated driver? Well most of those adventures have not ended proper and it saddens me to inform that this jaunt did not either. The game I love can only be produced one way, for television. I made a decision to venture

A very DJ TAJ Saints Preview

DJ TAJ - August 18, 2021August 17, 2021

banner image via Or if you will, Drew has gone to heaven.For years now you’ve bitched and whined he’s too old, you opined, he’s too slow, he can’t throw for shit! Well now smartass he’s gone, hell he may call one of this year's Saints games on T.V. but he ain’t

Sunday Gravy with DJ TAJ! I am going to predict your future.

DJ TAJ - May 2, 2021April 30, 2021

Ah sleep, is there anything better? Don't have to hear your partner nag you or your boss say something stupid, again. Warm cozy snoozing and the dreams are amazing, what did "The Stranglers" say? "Walking on the beaches looking at the peaches" Suddenly your eyes fly open searing pain slams