DFO University – Introduction to Alcohol 101

Good afternoon students, I'm your professor - Dr. Robert Beer-Guy. Welcome to our classroom, the Prohibition Bar at the Rosewood Hotel Georgia. My regular attendance in this establishment makes it the perfect setting for our studies. Please take an available seat. Since people these days think all intellectuals are FAKE NEWS,

Your “Huh – Actual Students Came To School” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

NFL News: This is sure going to hurt morale at The Dak Prescott School Of Maturity, but Doug Martin has been cut by the Bucs. Considering the average lifespan of a hamster is two years, it appears the muscled-kind can triple that span. As predicted/feared, Rae Carruth is seeking custody of

Champions League Barca Tuesday Roundtable

I think almost every one of us folks on DFO that dig the soccer love FC Barcelona.  There are a lot of reasons for that.  They have an attractive style of play that values passing,  possession,  and attacking.  Their coaching history is filled with innovators and all-around decent dudes. Oh, 

Your “Let Us Never Speak Of It Again” Monday Evening Open Thread

NFL News: The Texans plan to release Brian Cushing prior to the new league year starting on March 14. It'll save them $7.6 million on the cap, and leaves them clear when he eventually picks up his third suspension for PEDs. Because he totes learned his lesson this time, guys.

Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – AFLW Round 3 + AFLX!

This week, But first, we have all of the AFLW Round 3 results, an update on our tipping contest, and a recap of the AFLX experiment.  All of this and more on Welcome to Balls of Steel's AFL Beat! AFLW Round 3 The Round started on North American Friday Night with a hotly-anticipated clash

Your Daytona 500 Sunday Evening Open Thread

Does anyone else gets annoyed by those Happy Daytona Day ads? Luckily, I'm not the only one: Listen, today is a big day because it's the "Official" start of the NASCAR season (even though we had two Duels on Thursday and a Clash last Sunday).  The Clash was an exhibition race between

Sunday Gravy with yeah right: Veal Saltimbocca – Jump in my belly!

Good morning carnivores! Welcome back to Sunday Gravy. In reaching for a theme for today's menu I first considered an Olympic based theme similar to what I did for the Rio Olympics a couple of years ago. Remember this one? Holy fucking hell that was delicious. Psst: Killer chimichurri sauce in there! Then

Your “I Feel The Beat Tonight” Saturday Evening Open thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrywTpfDIHU There's actually a very good chance I'm delivering Greek food tonight. I'll let you know if I serve the hookers again. Also, I saw Black Panther on Friday afternoon. I highly recommend it. A great stand-alone film. Everyone talks about it being an empowering film for African-Americans; what most reviews minimize

TGISF… Looks Like I Picked The Wrong Week To Stop Sniffing Glue

What a weird fucking week!!!!!  FFS!!!!! Oh well, I'm not gonna preempt this special "by request" theme another week like I did last week.  Though I probably should. Because it's gonna suck.  Sorry. Also, there will be no weirdness wrap up this week.  Sorry.  I'm short on time.  But all of you were

Prisoners On The Pleasure Planet: Chapter Six

Chapter 6 Race with the Cyborg Princess Tasmin held on for dear life as Covalent Blonde raced the stolen aircar over the treetops. King Zixtik was in the back seat, clacking his pincers in the air fretfully and screaming, “Unable to translate! Unable to translate!” Crabman language was a very intricate set