Your “Winter Can Bite Me” MNF Open Thread

Yes, winter can bite my fat white ass. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxrwImCJCqk In my neck o' the woods, we had snow and ice this weekend, and most of it is still on the ground.  That's because it's still cold as shit.  I live in the south, dammit.  This isn't supposed to happen.  Or at least

Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 14, 2017

Week 14 had snow angels.  Huzzah. Without question, Humps at Bills was the Match of the Day, just for the optics.  It was beautiful anarchy.  Jacoby Brissett led a late, 50-play scoring drive and looked to have won the game 8-7, but OPI forced them to try an NFL first for

Your “Holy Sh*tsnacks Batman…No Football?” Saturday Evening Open Thread

Nope, no football tonight.  More or less. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJcwqyhUtH0 OK, calm down, don't cry.  There actually is if you want it badly enough. The FCS quarterfinals do continue tonight with the #16 Kennesaw State Owls facing the #5 Sam Houston State BearKats.  But that's on ESPN3 though (8:30pmEST), so I say screw that game. 

Fantasy Gods, Why Hast Thou Forsaken Me? Week 13 2017

Note: Hello, Brocky checking in here. No doubt you were all wondering where my updates on my fantasy woes were the last two weeks. The explanation is simple: I've been too busy, between thanksgiving, moving, (not necessarily far, just short notice, and my laptop deciding that life wasn't worth living, I've been

Greetings early risers! Your lesser footy preview!

Greetings early risers! Coffee? Check. Morning wake and bake? It is Saturday. Check. JV Footy? Nope. Lesser footy? Check.   We gather here today for lesser footy only as JV footy has ended until bowl season and that schedule is spread out for a month or so. Normally King Hippo is your Saturday morning correspondent

TGISF… AKA Your “Wang Chung Tonight” Sexy Friday Open Thread

Short week this week for a few reasons.  So I'm dipping into the "Pool of Princesses" for TGISF this week to make things easy on myself.  Low hanging fruit, yada yada yada. And while I don't have the energy or the creativity to try to be coy with the identity of

Moosemas in Hell (Part Two)

The scene: The Secret Island of Doktor Zymm! Assorted DFOers, Olympian gods, ninjas and hangers-on are currently in the lab with the Dimensional Energy Retrieval Portal as Zymm programs new coordinates into the computer. Ballsofsteelandfury: So...you were serious, Dok? Moose and the others are really in Hell? Doktor Zymm (punching keys):

STRAIGHT UP TRIPPIN IN L.A, YO! Boots on the Ground: Saints at Rams by DJ Taj

Banner image courtesy of the legendary Ralph Steadman. Turn off your mind, relax and just float along with me. Maybe it was the 50 grams of high grade edible pot or maybe it was the terribly (we'll get to that ) overpriced beers but what started out was a simple idea, I'm

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