[Interior. Press Room at the Meadowlands. JOSH ALLEN is at the podium, answering questions after beating the New York "Football" "Giants".]
ANONYMOUS PR FLACK: Ok guys, we've got time for one more question.
SNOTTYASS MOTHERFUCKING REPORTER FOR THE NEW YORK POST OR SOME SHIT: There's a chance you could have ended up
As I mentioned in the Raiders' season preview, I made a pact with myself to not watch football this year. I've actually held to it, which means that the only football I've seen has been the occasional highlight, but I've kept up with things reasonably well via gamecasts and fantasy
Hello and welcome back fellow drinkers. Fall is upon us and the weather (at least in the Northeast) is finally cooling down and temperatures are becoming more seasonal. I figured I'd go with a nice whiskey based drink this week, since that would provide a nice warm up. After consulting
Welcome back! Last night, the NFL decided we had had enough close quality games and decided to force feed the nation the not-at-all anticipated matchup of the Patriots vs the Giants.
True, the Giants have beaten the Patriots in two Super Bowls, but this wasn't a Super
What is there to say? This game is not for the gentle of soul, nor the weak of stomach, the loose of bowels, the scurvy of teeth or the Giant of heart. I don't think I've ever cheered for a truly dominant team that I knew was going to run
Oh, kids! I was scanning YouTube last week (Wednesday, to be exact) looking for the latest How To Drink video and I saw an ad for a familiar friend: Temptation Island. When I clicked on it, I realized that it wasn't really so much an ad but the entire first
We are back! As you know, this is your weekly post to remind you to put the EPL tips in, tell you who is winning, and to give you the weekend's fútbol schedule so that you could plan your weekend activities accordingly.
I am also using it to keep you up
Welcome back to the Beat! This week should be the Beaties, a nice wrap-up (except for the bonus fights) and at least cromulent award post, even though there aren't any good fasteners left to have as awards. Nuts and bolts are from BattleBots, the Giant Screw was a joke award,
ALL HAIL BLEERGH.
In tribute to Bleergh, here's the week five's best and worst penalties. Here's a random breakdown of this weeks penalties. I'm not going to even try to find the tape for these, nor am I making any judgement call on the individual penalties. I'm sure that there are
We've got just four weeks left of the season; the playoff picture is now mostly set, but the final playoff spot - which is almost certain to be a crossover berth - remains up for grabs. BC, Edmonton and Ottawa all remain eligible for it, but the REDBLACKS will need
It's going to be pretty easy for the Patriots tomorrow night, now that the following players have been ruled out: Saquon Barkley (ankle), Sterling Shepard (concussion), Evan Engram (knee) and Wayne Gallman (concussion).
The Giants are down to their third- and fourth-string running backs.
At this point, the Giants
...and do anything necessary to build yourself, and those around you, UP.
Focus on the things you and others do correctly. It builds self-esteem. And it makes everyone better.
I often keep my niece. She's a bit...let's say "confused"... on her "orientation", so to speak. And she doesn't always get the best