The scene: The Godverse, where deities both ancient and forgotten hang out. Currently there's a party in full swing at Bruce the Shark-Headed god's mansion. The ancients are digging the cool tunes (mostly Dick Dale and the Del-Tones, Booker T & the MG's and Santo & Johnny...Bruce has a great
In a harbinger of what this season might look like, Alex Smith's agent is already talking about where he might end up next year.
"Alex is the present, and as good a football player as he is, he's going to have opportunities whether it's in Kansas City or
They know what they did.
I hope Dan Quinn wakes up screaming every night at 3:28 AM, sweating in anguish over how the Falcons let down 96% of the football viewing public, with Dreamboat's stupid, ugly face as large as Godzilla standing over him, roaring in triumph. After all, TAWMMY's
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O, speak to me, o Muse! Please take my mind
And offer me assistance for this tale.
Through you, I hope to join ven'rable kind.
I tell of city not of fair, but fail,
And cursed, it seemed, 'til King reclaimed his throne
And for a shining moment, did prevail.
With title claimed,
"The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to function." - F Scott Fitzgerald
Me thinks our President is not one with a first-rate intelligence
Trump said what now?
I took my
I have nothing clever or witty to say; I'm mostly just tired. Physically tired, yes - I've been chasing kids around a summer camp out of town this week - but mentally tired too. I'm sure many of you are as well. Between last weekend's awfulness, and the sheer stupidity
Ezekiel Elliott's appeal is scheduled for August 29th.
And he may have something more credible than the "crazy bitch" defence first alluded to yesterday:
Texts involving using a sex tape as blackmail.
Separate texts involving false accusations about domestic violence.
Harold Henderson, the arbiter who also handled the
How you may be asking does one become a
Saints fan in the first place?
(The sound of screeching brakes and then that annoying back up beeping) Lets go back in time shall we?
No one chooses to be a Saints fan, we are cast from birth, a kind of divine intervention, you think I wanted this?
Nazis! Suspensions! Nuclear War! Trades! What a week for questions about law and fantasy football! Unsurprisingly, most of your law questions were about our Ululating Sack Of Wet FartsDear Leader and the legal ramifications of his relentless drive to make this world an even more terrible place than it already
Pop Quiz: Do you know who that is in that banner image? Yeah, no one else does either.
I had already begun mentally writing this preview, expecting the Ravens to make the smart move and sign Colin Kaepernick. I mean, we don't have a problem with stabbings in Baltimore, so why
I just don't have much in terms of creativity today, so I apologize for going to my weekend well to tie something into the Miami QB situation:
Break out a fresh bag of "Feline Pine", because Jay Cutler is going to start this Thursday.
At most, he plays the