[Mandalay Bay Resort and Casino, Early Evening, Elevator, Going Down] (giggity) Leticia: So where did they go? tWBS: No idea. The note only said they still wanted to party and were going to try to double the money. Leticia: I thought you didn't care about the money. tWBS (becoming increasingly irritated): I don't care
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Goddess II – Episode 4
[Sky View Suite, Mandalay Bay Resort and Casino, Dusk] When the elevator doors open..... tWBS: Holee... Leticia: ...Shit. balls (giggling): Hee hee. Told ya. Leticia: da Fuq????? Vanessa: Right????? balls: Welcome to the Sky View Suite. Thanks to Leticia and Vanessa spotting that Old Bag's bullshit, we're comped. Let's get crunk. tWBS: You guys go ahead. Imma hit
Goddess II – Episode 3
[Mandalay Bay Poker Room, Almost Two Hours Later] The tournament has whittled its way down to only three. balls, tWBS and yes...the OBfP. But OBfP's stack of chips has dwindled over the past few hands and she's becoming desperate. The dealer shuffles and begins dealing the next hand. Just then, tWBS feels
Goddess II – Episode 2
[Sedona, Arizona, The Following Morning] Leticia (banging on bathroom door): Hey!!!! Have you got all your things ready? The bellhop will be here for our bags soon. You're already gorgeous anyway. Hurry the hell up, would you? Vanessa (from inside bathroom): Almost done. Just a another minute!!! Leticia: *sigh* There's a knock at the
Goddess II – Episode 1
[The Christopher Columbus Transcontinental Highway, aka The 10] balls: So, we're actually meeting the girls in Vegas?!? tWBS: Yeah sorry. It was supposed to be a surprise and I wasn't supposed to say anything, but I'm really excited to see Leticia. I'm surprised Vanessa didn't spill her guts to you about it
Goddess II – Prologue
Last Season, on the Goddess Chronicles.... balls leans in to look at the dashboard of this new girl’s car, just as tWBS has asked. He’s already annoyed at tWBS, and LCSS too. At this point he just wants to go home. Then he sees it. The small piece of rock tWBS
Goddess 3 : Eurotrip – Prologue
Previously, on Goddess... Spur: Yes officers, I’m sure. It must have been my kid screwing around with the phone or something. Just then, the sound of six gunshots rings out from a short distance away. Spur: Awwwww, fuck. Officer #1: Do you know something about that, Sir? Spur: Gimme just a sec to call my
In Search of a Goddess – The Finale
[Dusk, Joshua Tree National Park] balls leans in to look at the dashboard of the new girl's car, just as tWBS has asked. He's already annoyed at tWBS, and LCSS too. At this point he just wants to go home. Then he sees it. The small piece of rock tWBS saw
In Search of a Goddess – Episode 11
[4:26PM, Somewhere in the California Desert] The duo climbs back into Dave and tWBS starts the engine. Without speaking, he then reaches into the backseat, opens the cooler and pulls out a beer. He offers it to balls. balls (pointing to cupholder): Nah, I'm good. I've still got that one. tWBS: One, that
In Search of a Goddess – Episode 9
[7:36pm, Tombstone, Arizona] The sun is about to duck below the horizon and the last of the day's glow is soon destined to follow. As evening transitions into dusk, our heroes are beginning to feel desperate. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atuJzivuF1o Nonetheless, the two continue to search for the only store still open and finally find it. balls:
In Search of a Goddess – Episode 7b
Editor's Note: Welcome to the second installment of the glorious NOGALES WEEK!!! (crickets chirping) ... Yeah well, anyway... Fair warning, if you haven't begun reading this insanity before now, or even if you're just not fully caught up, trust me this is not the jumping in point. Holee Molee. Go
In Search of a Goddess – Episode 7a
Editors' Note: Welcome to Nogales Week!! This week's installment is so big, yummy, and delicious (phrasing) that it will be spread out over the entire week. Feel free to tell us about your drunken/drug-fueled escapades in Nogales (or any other border town) in the comments! Enjoy the ride... [8:54am, Interior of