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Eagles release RB Ryan Mathews, whose confidence is the only part of him that will never shatter

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Holy Sh*t! Jerry Lewis Was Alive?
Jerry Lewis died today. He was 91, and here's what AP says. My cool grandma loved him, and he was… Read more…
Johnny Football Coach?
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Jay Cutler signs with Dolphins
According to Adam Schefter, Jay Cutler signed a one-year, $10-million deal with Miami, and the contract has some performance incentives… Read more…
HEY JERRY LET’S BE BEST FRIENDS WE CAN GO GET HAIRCUTS TOGETHER
MARK DAVIS: [under his breath] Heh heh heh...simple-minded fool...
Pete Rose….Apparently That Has Multiple Meanings
Why am I not surprised? Of course this sociopath had sex with underage girls. OF COURSE HE DID. The profile… Read more…
Trubisky fumbles 3 snaps in practice drill and other news
ESPN noted that 1st Rounder Trubisky fumbled three times during practice the other day! THREE TIMES! Oh man, write him… Read more…
BEARS LB FREEMAN SAVES STRANGER WITH HEIMLICH MANEUVER
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Anti-Millenial Gloating Achieves Apex
The over-29 Internet contingent is claiming a resounding victory for truth. "See, SEE; I told ya" was the general outcry… Read more…

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