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Ravens photoshop team logo onto Queen Elizabeth II's face, quickly delete creepy tweet She was already pretty creepy. -
Well, duhhhh?!?!?!?
Man accidentally shoots himself, tells police 'black man in hoodie' did it. Oh wait, a black man in a hoodie… Read more…
LIONS SIGN STAFFORD TO $135 MILLION CONTRACT
Quarterback intends to buy the entirety of the City of Detroit; unsure what to do with remaining $130 million
Holy Sh*t! Jerry Lewis Was Alive?
Jerry Lewis died today. He was 91, and here's what AP says. My cool grandma loved him, and he was… Read more…
Johnny Football Coach?
Yeah, I have every faith that THAT would go well. Never mind that the pinhead is so clueless that he… Read more…
Jay Cutler signs with Dolphins
According to Adam Schefter, Jay Cutler signed a one-year, $10-million deal with Miami, and the contract has some performance incentives… Read more…
HEY JERRY LET’S BE BEST FRIENDS WE CAN GO GET HAIRCUTS TOGETHER
MARK DAVIS: [under his breath] Heh heh heh...simple-minded fool...
Pete Rose….Apparently That Has Multiple Meanings
Why am I not surprised? Of course this sociopath had sex with underage girls. OF COURSE HE DID. The profile… Read more…

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