Your “Just Missed a Two For One Deal” Monday Evening Thread

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Senor Weaselo - May 21, 2018May 21, 2018

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Hooray for stock images! But damn woodball P*ts. Could've had ourselves some potential high-quality schadenfreudes if things worked out nicely. Plural. Instead of potentially one. Well, for me at least. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvcRQiOraGE Ah well. To the news. NFL News Gasp, no Dreamboat at P*ts OTAs, whatever shall happen? Also Julio Jones and Aaron Donald for

World Cup 2018 Team Preview: Iran (So Far)

Senor Weaselo - May 17, 2018May 17, 2018

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zoS8DrrlnTQ Welcome to another DFO World Cup preview. Today we'll be looking at the Iranian team. They are known as "Team Melli," which means "The National Team." They've also been called the Persian Stars, Shiran e Iran (the Iranian Lions), the Cheetahs (due to conservation efforts), or the Princes of Persia. Would

BattleBots Beat: Robot Fightin’ Times Are Here Again (Episode 1)

Senor Weaselo - May 17, 2018May 17, 2018

No, that wasn't the name of the episode, that was me trying to be clever. Also I figured a second season of this means it deserves a category, maybe I'll retroactively categorize things like the Season 2 recaps? Oh, and we got a banner! Thanks Low Commander! Anyway, BattleBots is officially back,

The Return (and Rebranding) of the BattleBots Beat!

Senor Weaselo - May 10, 2018May 10, 2018

A long time ago (2015 does feel like an eternity), the most-recognized American robot fighting tournament came back to TV. Yes, BattleBots came back, and there was much rejoicing. I covered the second season of it for this very website! And by covered it, I mean recapped the already taped

House of Pain: No Heat ‘Til Brooklyn (Or, a Third Hot Sauce Expo Recap)

Senor Weaselo - May 3, 2018May 1, 2018

I promise to keep it shorter this time! Yes, end of April, time for another Hot Sauce Expo excursion to Brooklyn. Though abridged since I taught in the morning and afternoon, and I drove there and parking was… eh, not the worst I've experienced. Thank goodness it was Sunday so no

House of Pain (The Reignition): A Treatise on Tabasco

Senor Weaselo - April 12, 2018April 11, 2018

Hey there, lizard people. we're back, and like the Hess truck, we're better than ever! /Looks down towards his abdomen… no, not that far, my eyes are up here. All right, well, we're back anyway, the level of back-ness is up for debate. I'm Senor Weaselo, and this is House of Pain.

THIS GUY RIGHT HERE, I CALL HIM CUT

Updates

Senor Weaselo - April 1, 2018April 1, 2018

BECAUSE I DON'T LIKE HIM. Yes, the Raiders cut Marquette King back on Friday because Jon Gruden didn't like his personality. Or the time he danced with a penalty flag. NEVER FORGET. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2eDRjT7JWeM Teams including the Vikings are already reaching out to King about his services, but his plan is to wait until

Your “Quality Outdoor Drinking Time” MLB Preview (Also I Guess Your Opening Day Thursday Afternoon Thread)

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Senor Weaselo - March 29, 2018March 29, 2018

Ah, spring. Birds chirping, not wearing eight different layers to take out the garbage, and the Italian ice stand down the block finally opening. Oh, and I guess it's baseball season too. It's Opening Day, and bunting makes everything better in my eyes. I need to get some when I

A House of Pain Special! The Dankest Memesauce

Senor Weaselo - March 12, 2018March 10, 2018

We're back! Hello, and welcome to what I guess counts as another season of House of Pain, or a season preview, or something. I am, as always, your friendly neighborhood Senor Weaselo, and for this first episode or post or whatever of the 2018 offseason, I've got a doozy. First

Vignettes from Russell Wilson’s First Day of Camp

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Senor Weaselo - February 27, 2018February 27, 2018

Monday morning, Tampa, FL. A car pulls up into the parking lot at George M. Steinbrenner Field. Russell Wilson: Well, here I am, first day as a Yankee. (He looks up.) How about that, Dad? We said one day it would be awesome to wear the pinstripes, and sure enough. (He parks and gets

Tales from the Meteor! O’er the Land of the Free…

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Senor Weaselo - February 1, 2018February 2, 2018

Editor’s Note: Here at DFO, many of us are not satisfied with the Super Bowl matchup. For some of us, this is because we hate both teams at a level that rivals Eli Manning's hatred of the cooties. For others, our seething hatred of one team is more than enough to

Partying in the Underworld

Senor Weaselo - January 29, 2018January 29, 2018

It's a rainy Sunday noonish, and a man with a violin is finishing his teaching for the day. Yes, of course it's Senor Weaselo, who else would it be? Senor: All right, done for the day. Maybe I'll get a bagel and a haircut? His phone starts ringing and popping up on the