(The terrifying truth, of course, was the steroids.) And now, I think it's the news! NFL News Only 59 days until football! Real football! That counts in the standings! 24 days until I Can't Believe It's Football, the Hall of Fame Game! And 12 days until the first team's first practice! (That would
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“About Time Already”: Your Thursday Evening NBA Finals Open Thread
Hooray, it's finally here, the inevitable third installment of the trilogy that we didn't necessarily need! You know, like Godfather Part III, Shrek the Third, Matrix: Revolutions, and Spider-Man 3. (As opposed to Return of the King or surprisingly Toy Story 3. Don't get me started on Toy Story 3, man!
Your “It’s Only the Unofficial Start of Summer, It’s Still Good!” Memorial Day Open Thread
Boots on the Ground at the NYC Hot Sauce Expo 2: Fear the Reaper
(Electric Boogaloo didn't quite cut it, nor did The Quickening. Maybe Back 2 Tha Hood but that doesn't work for Greenpoint, too hipster… where was I? Oh yeah.) So another year, another expo, another evening and following day of gastrointestinal discomfort, all that good stuff. I don't have to give as
Breaking: ESPN Lays Off a Bunch of People, Some of Whom You Might Like
Earlier today (it's still before midnight DFO time!) ESPN laid off a whole bunch of people from their on-air staff including SportsCenter anchors, people on Baseball Tonight, a whole bunch of college reporters, and basically their whole hockey staff not named Barry Melrose. Others, like Karl Ravech, Ryen Russilo, and Hannah Storm,
House of Pain with Senor Weaselo: Kiss the Curb
Your “Free Oakley” NY Rangers NHL Playoff Preview
(Yeah, wrong team at MSG, but whatever.) 2016-17 record: 48-28-6 (21-16-4 home, 27-12-2 away, 3-4 shootout), 102 pts (4th in the Metropolitan Division, 1st Wild Card) Goals For: 256 (4th) Goals Against: 220 (13th Goal Differential: +36 (5th) Another year, another Rangers team makes the playoffs with a 100+ point season, woo, 3 years in
Your “Wait, Is Anyone Doing an MLB Preview?” MLB Preview!
/looks around Nope? I guess I better get to it. /puts on Yankees cap /gets pelted with… rubber chickens? Come on, you guys, I'm worth more than Svengoolie! /gets pelted with whole raw chickens That's better. Anyway, the baseball season starts in a couple hours and resident Master of Sexymonies theeWeeBabySeamus is unable to reprise his duties
House of Pain with Senor Weaselo: Origins
We remember our first tastes of things fondly. Our first bite into what becomes our favorite dish. Our first sip of what becomes our favorite new drink. Our first hit of that sweet primo shit that makes you feel… wait a minute. Sorry, I digressed. Um, Senor Weaselo here, Yeah
World Baseball Classic Preview Part 2—Miami/Jalisco Pools
Good afternoon #SportsFans. A couple days ago Seamus went over the first two pools of the World Baseball Classic, baseball's answer to the World Cup that deserves partial credit because I guess some people care? You know, like us addicts who miss baseball dearly and can't wait for Opening Day in April
[DFOnline] ZOMG MOAR POKEYMANZ…
…but do we still care? So apart from me being facetious, the long-awaited Gen II Pokemon are finally out, which took them long enough. After egg hatches they had patched in earlier and not counting for the legendaries you can't get yet and it comes out to… 87 new ones? (Okay, 85,
Your “At Least We Have Each Other?” Monday Evening Open Thread
Greetings. Beerguyrob's away for some Canadian holiday (wait, it's not Canada or Victoria Day… Family Day? That's a thing? Damn it Canada, you make it so easy to make jokes!). So it's up to your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man (man, I wish) me. Sorry about that. And now, the news! NFL News • The Giants released