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Recent Posts
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 1, 2025 Season
Some of these may or may not be half-assed. I am mad about ESPN cocking up RedZone Channel – it wasn’t egregioUs yesterday, but…
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Your Spit-Free (I hope) Sunday Night Football Open Thread
Hawking loogies seems to be a popular thing these days. Who knew? To The Game! Ravens/Bills: -“Oh, Hi Mark!” Do you think Baltimorons have…
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Your Next Open Thread
Let’s keep it rolling. To The Games! Niners/Seahawks: The NFC West isn’t fooling around-right out of the gate we get an important game for…
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Let’s Do This! Your First Full Slate of Games Open Thread
Hey, best of luck to everyone in both DFO fantasy leagues except for Ayo, who can rot in hell. (why yes, he is my opponent…



