ALL HAIL BLEERGH.
In tribute to Bleergh (the God of Penalties), here's the week eleven's best and worst penalties. Here's a random breakdown of this weeks penalties. I may or may not try to find the tape for these, nor am I making any judgement call on the individual penalties. I'm
First off – What the hell is going on in Atlanta? Is Quinn that poor of a defensive play-caller? Is it just that pressure is off and they’re playing loose and free against division teams they’ve played so often they don’t have to think too much? Voodoo? Whatever it is
So we moved. That was a horrible experience, although our movers were fucking awesome. The guy's name was Frosty. So of course, you say, "Where did you get that nickname?"
And he says, "Well, I used to be 100 pounds heavier and all my friends said I looked like the black
Oh men. MEN! And women. WOMEN! And people who don't fit those particular descriptors. PEOPLES!
As you know, alcohol and other less universally-licit substances are a common feature of DFO Lyfe-- you can make it through an NFL game stone cold sober, but we wouldn't recommend it. So we are pleased
Dontcha love ready-made excuses? I myself have used, "The water was really cold", "Uh, sorry. I guess I drank too much", "The dog ate my computer", "It was like that when I got here", "I didn't know where the plunger was" and many, many others. Hey, let's take a wander
Alright! I don't even think we need to wait for tonight's Chefs/Heretics MNF tilt to get to YOUR Week 11 Quotables submissions.
Also, I'm not gonna waste your time with a further write up today. So just go ahead and get participationing.
Allow me a brief moment to React Reasonably, then we will speak no more of that Donks/Vikes abortion. In my measured, humble opinion, the entire officiating crew are welcome to have sex with themselves, while their ded grandparents watch, after such time their genitalia shall turn green and fall off. [The
These food drives are a pain in the ass, especially on a blustery, snowy day like this. Door to door, house to house-there's maybe a 25% chance that the folks residing therein have heard about it. The social workers that put this one together had a thin budget and could
[looks at late slate offerings] Oof! This slate is a bit of a skinny one, isn't it? Ah, we'll make the best of it regardless.
TO THE GAMES!
What is going on with David Johnson? He's run for all of 4 yards in the month of November and looked bad doing it.
It's not a good joke but it's better than my "The Hills Have Eyes" riff that I couldn't quite put together.
TO THE GAMES!
There's not much to choose from when it comes to the Detroit backfield but I should note that McKissic is good at catching the rock and Dallas gives
I missed the video party last night, but I'll take "Modern covers I'm unsure about" for $500, Alex.
It's fine. It's not "drags me back to my childhood" good, but it'll do, donkey.
As for the original -
I'll cut anyone who disrespects it.
A reminder - the original was written by Paul Williams,
Yes, Thursday night was universal "shit on #ThePauls" night. It's being noted, but only in passing, that Mason Rudolph tried repeatedly to corkscrew Myles Garrett's helmet off FIRST. What followed demonstrated the unwise nature of "poking the bear" - but only Garrett and uber-coward Pouncey get the suspensions. Dopey-ass Mason had the