Coming off the second week of Champions' League games, we now have a better gauge as to who will pass on to the next stage. Sort of. To recap, here are the results in the first legs (Home teams listed first):
Juventus 2 - 2 Tottenham
FC Basel 0 - 4 Manchester
There's not going to be a lot of the talky talky this week. I'm all talked out for one week. I realize that for most of you this is probably good news. I further realize that I do sometimes tend to ramble.
Plus, I started drinking early today for a lot
When Worlds Go Boom
Five years ago Da'qot was a quiet, peaceful planet. Her people had been starfarers in the recent past, but after traveling to distant worlds and meeting new lifeforms and seeing new civilizations, they retreated back to their homeworld as fast as they could. It was
Greetings Commentists, lurkers, drunkards and all general riff-raff, to another edition of the Beer Barrel. Low Commander here, filling it for make it snow as he prepares for the avalanche of Oscars previews. which turned out to be perfect timing as I found something that I really wanted to share
INT. RECORDING STUDIO - DAY
We join Request Line in process. The PRODUCER is seated comfortably at the outer console, sipping coffee. He raises a hand and counts down from five before punching a button and pointing at the figure seated inside.
KIRK: [runs hand through hair] You like that? Huh? Ha
[Sky View Suite, Mandalay Bay Resort and Casino, Dusk]
When the elevator doors open.....
balls (giggling): Hee hee. Told ya.
Leticia: da Fuq?????
balls: Welcome to the Sky View Suite. Thanks to Leticia and Vanessa spotting that Old Bag's bullshit, we're comped. Let's get crunk.
tWBS: You guys go ahead. Imma hit
The suffering continues for Josh Gordon, as he has been ruled an exclusive rights free agent
Meaning that he doesn't qualify for UFA status until after the 2020 season.
Meaning that the missed two years froze his eligibility, and that Cleveland gets to keep him on a lower
Good afternoon, Commentists. We're ten days from the Oscars, and I believe that this will finally be the year that I can claim to have watched everything. Some of you may remember how close I've gotten the past couple of years; I missed the animated film My Life as a Courgette last year,
Oh, men. MEN. I took a trip with Coach Ryan this past week; he seemed intent on going somewhere where he could walk barefoot without having to worry about stepping on anything, so we ended up in Egypt. And hot DAMN, did I ever find a strange one this past
Jarvis Landry wins the prize (?) as the first player to be franchise-tagged in 2018.
I thought for sure it would have been Kirk Cousins, because Dan Snyder is an idiot surrounded by morons.
There's a logic that this might make him an attractive trade prospect, because willing
Happy Hump Day everyone!
Listen to her "singing" here. I can't imagine how she could have butchered the National Anthem
We have a special edition of Champions League lesser footy today. England's lesser footy equivalent of the P*triots, Manchester United, play Sevilla. Oh, there's so many reasons to hate these crumpet eating
Yeaahhhh Miami, I have to say I've been looking forward to this because I love smoking and hot women. Who wouldn’t want to play here? After an injury to Tannehill last year they brought in one of DFO’s favoUrites. I hope the cat hasn’t taken his laissez faire attitude elsewhere.