Your “I Laid Off All The Limes” Saturday Evening Open Thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9nySVFw6xs It's been a strange week, so let's start the night with a little bro-country. Cory Marks started as Cory Marquardt from North Bay, Ontario, but then he signed a US contract & now he's "Cory Marks". I'll let you guys discuss the merits of Country Music. Me - I enjoy some;

Another Blankety-Blank International Break JV NFL Only Open Thread

DFO overlords are glad I didn't say "fuck off, cunts" in the title.  But seriously...fuck off, cunts.  We need a full day of all varietals of footy!  Especially with this rather dire JV NFL slate.  But as usual, the world don't care what we need, especially what Hippo need. Northwestern at

tWBS’ Adventures In The Swamp – Friday Evening Open Thread

I'm in Florida this week visiting a friend.  And aside from the reason I'm here, which is the aforementioned friend, which admittedly has been very nice and a lot fun... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8WLa6umgdw Well, that part aside... Simply stated, Florida is a shithole. I DROVE 12 HOURS FOR THIS???? Full disclosure, I hadn't been in the State

Jets at the Bye: A Jets at the Bye Post

This was going to be another Senor in the Underworld post. It was going to be a sit-in on the poker night that Hades referred to last time, with Hades, Persephone, Senor, and maybe a couple of others, maybe the redhead with the axe referenced from the Pro Bowl post—that

Miami Dolphins at the Bye: Limpin’ ain’t easy

As an older millennial . . . /Wakezilla dodges batteries, tin cans and feces thrown at him I was trained to hate MASH, particularly the theme song because it signified the end of two wonderful hours of Simpsons and Fresh Prince of Bel-Air syndicated episodes on CBC. Unfortunately, this song best describes

Bye Week Update: New England Patriots

The Patses are 7-3! Really goods, we is! Only two games up on the rest of the division, oh nos! We'll wins it again anyways! Lost to nasty Lionses, and Jagses and Titanses! Just barely beat the Bearses, it dids! We beats the Chiefses and Packers! The defence, especially the pass rush, is getting ruineds! Undefeated

Your “Que Desafortunado Para Ti” Wednesday Evening Open Thread

NFL News: For those of you who live in the region: Chiefs-Rams tickets went on sale Wednesday. They are setting aside seats for the first responders fighting the fires and police who answered the Thousand Oaks shooting call. It'll be the first Monday Night game at the Coliseum since 1985.

Miss Bumbum – A Teaching Moment

As you may recall, the DFO team had a homework assignment a couple of months back. On September 7, 2018, on the eve of the NFL season starting, I took over tWBS's Sexy Friday post and set up a poll which would determine which Brazilian ass was the best Brazilian

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