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Recent Posts
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Sunday Gravy with yeah right: To Be Ten Again
“Wow! How did this happen? This will be the greatest day ever. Mom and Dad are in Las Vegas and the older brothers left…
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The King’s Saturday Night Message To The DFO Peoples And Open Thread AND Chargers Preview 2026-10
WE are doing this because WE promised to do 3 previews pantsless. Let US begin the preamble… As your newly-crowned King of the DFO…
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Musings and Queries – Kicking Off EPL 2026-27
Thank fuck, the methadone drip speeds up a bit this weekend! First, the matches. We get an early glimpse at just-how-fucked-are-newly-promoted-Hull, home to Men…
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Sexy Friday – 20260821
TGIF! Preseason is well underway. You only need to look at the long list of injuries that are piling up at alarming rates. Just…



