It's been a strange week, so let's start the night with a little bro-country. Cory Marks started as Cory Marquardt from North Bay, Ontario, but then he signed a US contract & now he's "Cory Marks".
I'll let you guys discuss the merits of Country Music. Me - I enjoy some;
DFO overlords are glad I didn't say "fuck off, cunts" in the title. But seriously...fuck off, cunts. We need a full day of all varietals of footy! Especially with this rather dire JV NFL slate. But as usual, the world don't care what we need, especially what Hippo need.
I'm in Florida this week visiting a friend. And aside from the reason I'm here, which is the aforementioned friend, which admittedly has been very nice and a lot fun...
Well, that part aside...
Simply stated, Florida is a shithole.
I DROVE 12 HOURS FOR THIS????
Full disclosure, I hadn't been in the State
Happy Friday, everybody. I am filling in for our dear Blax today, as I assume his hearing is running longer than expected. We're all rooting for an acquittal, buddy! As I couldn't top anyone's performance was busy working on Tuesday, I didn't make any comments and can truly have no
This was going to be another Senor in the Underworld post. It was going to be a sit-in on the poker night that Hades referred to last time, with Hades, Persephone, Senor, and maybe a couple of others, maybe the redhead with the axe referenced from the Pro Bowl post—that
As an older millennial . . .
/Wakezilla dodges batteries, tin cans and feces thrown at him
I was trained to hate MASH, particularly the theme song because it signified the end of two wonderful hours of Simpsons and Fresh Prince of Bel-Air syndicated episodes on CBC. Unfortunately, this song best describes
There were some shenanigans out my way that had the locals gums a-flappin', I'll tell you what. I've got a 40 minute drive to work and on my way there 6 police cruisers, sirens a-blarin', tore past me on the highway. This is quite unusual in my very quiet, out
The Patses are 7-3! Really goods, we is!
Only two games up on the rest of the division, oh nos!
We'll wins it again anyways!
Lost to nasty Lionses, and Jagses and Titanses! Just barely beat the Bearses, it dids!
We beats the Chiefses and Packers!
The defence, especially the pass rush, is getting ruineds!
With only three games left to play in 2018, there's not much left to say about the season. The winner of each of these games this weekend will face each other in Edmonton, Alberta for the 106th Grey Cup championship game; as of right now, Ottawa and Calgary, both top
For those of you who live in the region: Chiefs-Rams tickets went on sale Wednesday.
They are setting aside seats for the first responders fighting the fires and police who answered the Thousand Oaks shooting call.
It'll be the first Monday Night game at the Coliseum since 1985.
The 'Niners are not my team. I am not a fan. Far from it, actually.
In fact, one might say I enjoy seeing them suck. Yes, I'm a petty and vindictive asshole. But their pain nourishes my soul. I can't help it.
So why am I doing this bye week review? I
As you may recall, the DFO team had a homework assignment a couple of months back. On September 7, 2018, on the eve of the NFL season starting, I took over tWBS's Sexy Friday post and set up a poll which would determine which Brazilian ass was the best Brazilian