Monday Morning Mock Draft: Horatio’s Big Stupid Mock Draft: The Return

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Horatio Cornblower - March 23, 2026March 23, 202654

Guten Tag, drones. Have a seat. It's been a couple of years. We're roughly one month from the NFL Draft, so it seems like an ideal time to drop V1.0 of the DFO Mock Draft, brought to you by me. The last couple of years I've been extraordinarily busy with work,

Sloppy Servitude, Offseason Sunday Etc. Etc.

Offseason Open Threads

Don T - March 22, 2026March 22, 2026100

Hey hey. It’s been a work-heavy week down here in this Island Paradise, praise Jeebus. The downside is that I'm not able to meander about a personal obsession seethed over several days for material. So, sorry; I’m forced to turn to a 24 / 7 work fixation: artificial intelligence and

Sunday Gravy with yeah right: An L.A. Story Where The Whole Family Gets to Show Off.

yeah right - March 22, 2026March 22, 202669

Good morning all. Welcome back from the sun scorched, parched, barren earth of Southern California. Heard something about our weather breaking heat records for APRIL in mid March. We hit 97 degrees couple of days ago. During this "Climate change is just a hoax" heatwave I've also had a large collection of

Ballsy’s Saturday Night World Cup Group Previews and Open Thread – Group E

ballsofsteelandfury - March 21, 2026March 21, 202683

Again, a huge THANK YOU to Dok for fixing the Clone function! You can call it laziness. I prefer to call it efficiency. Either way, I can now crank these out and be ahead of the game. While Hippo may choose to ignore this year's tournament to be held in the

Smarch Smadness and EPL Open Thread

King Hippo - March 21, 2026March 21, 2026102

I can nae force myself to be arsed (with watching or previewing), but at least you get a cheerleader pic. My inner pervert ALWAYS wins. Also, congrats to the Cornfuckers for winning their first ever NCAAT fixture in program history. No, that is not a typo nor an exaggeration. The footy schedule

Sexy Friday – 20260320

Mr. Ayo - March 20, 2026March 20, 202681

TGIF! March Madness is maddenessing right now, so let's get on with it. Far be it from me to distract this group from a bunch of young guys. Word Count Filler Time Speaking of which, let's talk about weird issues that arise when flying to a random private island. AeroFlot Flight Attendants A Russian

Request Line: We Have Always Been At War With Eastasia

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - March 20, 2026March 20, 2026144

INT. 40th FLOOR HOTEL ROOM – NIGHT It's sometime in the middle of the night. We pan across a luxurious hotel room, looking down on an endless array of city lights. Continue panning across a well-appointed bar (not one of those shameful minibars, a real bar) and ending at a king-size

Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week, On The Road: The Cats Meow

Sharkbait - March 20, 202626

Happy Friday, and happy first day of Spring! I don't know about all of you but I'm ready for Spring. Basically I can tolerate winter through New Years day, and to a lesser extent the end of January. Once it hits February, get me the warm weather ASAP. I know

“I Got A Basketball Jones” Open Thread

scotchnaut - March 19, 2026123

May as well add another addiction to the pile. Is "Jones" or "Jones-ing" even used any more as a euphemism? Back in the day you could have knocked me over with a feather when someone explained to me that, "Me and Mrs. Jones" was about a guy and his heroin

Notes from the NFL Combine, Day 3

What I Did On My Summer Vacation

Alex_Demote - March 19, 2026March 19, 202698

Reddit gave me and three other moderators the opportunity to travel to Indianapolis to cover the NFL Combine! Over the course of three 12-hour days, we conducted 90ish player and media member interviews and spent 10 hours on the field during drills. The following are my notes from day 3.