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Recent Posts
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The King’s Saturday Night Message To The DFO Peoples And Open Thread AND Browns Preview 2026-9
WE are, appropriately, taking a Royal Dump as WE write this. Let US begin the preamble… As your newly-crowned King of the DFO Fantasy…
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Concluding Teh Whimsy – Divisions South Preview (PLUS Fronk Bonus Content!!)
Naturally, THE SOUTH(s) go last, based on their exalted status in society and the sportsball world. First, a Crazy Cat Man update – Grandson…
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Sexy Friday – 20260814
TGIF! Preseason football is on, so let’s keep this short and sweet. Word Count Filler Time First, the short part. Did you know Disney…
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Request Line: Hack the Planet!
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY DJ 3000′ and the PRODUCER are standing above a hospital bed where HUNTER RENFROW lays plugged into a VR…