[DOOR FLIES OPEN]

A Very Carpenter Opening Day Open Thread

So we were just chatting in the back rooms (It looks just like that, but with more crumbs and beer stains) celebrating that in,…

Hi everyone, I’m back again to prognosticate on the upcoming season. Today, I will look at the team I have tickets for, the Seahawks.…

Now is the summer of our discontent/made glorious autumn by the return of Real Football,/ And all the clouds that loured upon our stadiums/…

Well, son of mine. It’s time for your first full football season. You arrived partway through last season, and everyone was doting on you…