/Scene opens with Wakezilla laying in bed, his two hands behind his head and his eyes wide open. Underneath the sheets is another body that begins just below Wakezilla's waist, with a head bobbing up and down. The bobbing stops and the sheets are raised to reveal Mrs. Wakezilla, wearing
No one really cares about this team. The last time they were interesting, Mike Alstott was winning fans' hearts two yards at a time, and Jon Gruden was considered a quality football mind. With that in mind, this preview is gonna be a listicle. I'm lazy, you don't care, it's
All of us have differences of opinions at times. We get into arguments with one another. We get angry. We say things sometimes that later we wish we hadn't said. Or maybe things that actually needed to be said but weren't well-received and we've upset someone else.
That's just how life
Life is hard. That's never going to change. That's just life.
I've been dealing with a lot of things lately. Some good, but mostly bad. They've gotten me down. I've had a difficult time with certain issues lately.
But I've dealt with it.
If I hadn't, it would have been much more difficult.
Reasons why you should cheer for Venezuela:
Venezuela is starving for the attention of lesser footy fans who do not have any blood ties to any country participating in the Copa América. Their team nickname, La Vino Tinto (Red wine), is literally encouraging you to drink alcohol while watching them play!
Social media has become a catchphrase. And the number of platforms available for it are almost uncountable. Unrecognizable. But is it social? No, it's a way to avoid.
Personally, I AM on Facebook. And I hate it. But it's the only way some of the people I care about ever communicate
As you may or may not have heard, the Arizona Cardinals used their first overall pick to draft Oklahoma quarterback Kyler Murray last week. This wasn't the most shocking move considering the Cardinals hired Kliff Kingsbury, of Air Raid Offense fame, who has been a Murray fan for years and
Author's Note: This is a piece I started and stopped about a hundred times since last fall. All this is long past now.
We're going to bury my grandfather on Sunday.
He wasn't my "real" grandfather. That is to say, he wasn't the father (or stepfather) of either of my parents. He
The featured image is of the Orlando Pirates and the Kaiser Chiefs, two bitter enemies in the South African Premier league who are playing this morning. The Soweto Derby is one of the most legendary and insanely violent matches in the world. There has been multiple times where these two
ALL HAIL BLEERGH.
In tribute to Bleergh, here's the regular season's best and worst penalties. There were 45,144 total plays this year. Of those plays 3,868 times a flag was throw, and of those, 3,436 penalties were accepted.
Here are the best (in the eyes of Bleergh) single penalties of the season. These
Even if it's the day of The Big Game ©®™, that doesn't mean we can't have last-second picks, right? And it just so happens that due to busy-ness I haven't come calling to visit Hades. I missed the Professional Bowl party this year and everything because I was working!