The Bleergh Report – Week 13

ALL HAIL BLEERGH. In tribute to Bleergh (the God of Penalties), here's the week thirteen's best and worst penalties. Here's a random breakdown of this weeks penalties.  I may or may not try to find the tape for these, nor am I making any judgement call on the individual penalties.  I'm

The Bleergh Report – Week 12

ALL HAIL BLEERGH. In tribute to Bleergh (the God of Penalties), here's the week twelves's best and worst penalties. Here's a random breakdown of this weeks penalties.  I may or may not try to find the tape for these, nor am I making any judgement call on the individual penalties.  I'm

The Bleergh Report – Week 11

ALL HAIL BLEERGH. In tribute to Bleergh (the God of Penalties), here's the week eleven's best and worst penalties. Here's a random breakdown of this weeks penalties.  I may or may not try to find the tape for these, nor am I making any judgement call on the individual penalties.  I'm

The Bleergh Report – Week 10

ALL HAIL BLEERGH. In tribute to Bleergh (the God of Penalties), here's the week ten's best and worst penalties. Here's a random breakdown of this weeks penalties.  I may or may not try to find the tape for these, nor am I making any judgement call on the individual penalties.  I'm

The Bleergh Report – Week 9

ALL HAIL BLEERGH. In tribute to Bleergh (the God of Penalties), here's the week nine's best and worst penalties. Here's a random breakdown of this weeks penalties.  I may or may not try to find the tape for these, nor am I making any judgement call on the individual penalties.  I'm

The Bleergh Report – Week 8

ALL HAIL BLEERGH. In tribute to Bleergh, here's the week eights's best and worst penalties. Here's a random breakdown of this weeks penalties.  I may or may not try to find the tape for these, nor am I making any judgement call on the individual penalties.  I'm sure that there are

The Bleergh Report – Week 7

ALL HAIL BLEERGH. In tribute to Bleergh, here's the week seven's best and worst penalties. Here's a random breakdown of this weeks penalties.  I may or may not try to find the tape for these, nor am I making any judgement call on the individual penalties.  I'm sure that there are

Your Yinzer Injury Report 2019

Oh, I’m told this the Bye Week update? Screw that, title still stands. THE BENS TEEM HAS LOTS OF OWIES IN ALL OVER BODYSPOT This team had serious question marks to start this season, and like 908% of the offense has gotten hurt since the opening kick-off to start the season. 2-4

The Bleergh Report – Week 6

ALL HAIL BLEERGH. In tribute to Bleergh, here's the week six's best and worst penalties. Here's a random breakdown of this weeks penalties.  I'm not going to even try to find the tape for these, nor am I making any judgement call on the individual penalties.  I'm sure that there are

Jameis and the Giant Zilch: The 2019 Buccaneers at the Buccabye

So every team gets a bi bye, and the players rejoice (like they didn't joice enough the first time). This week, the Tampa Bay Buck-an-Ears get to play grabass off the field and not get CTE, which means I gotta fucking write about how they're doing I get to regale

Wangs of New York: Your 2019 Buffalo Bills Bye Week Bonanza

[Interior. Press Room at the Meadowlands. JOSH ALLEN is at the podium, answering questions after beating the New York "Football" "Giants".] ANONYMOUS PR FLACK: Ok guys, we've got time for one more question. SNOTTYASS MOTHERFUCKING REPORTER FOR THE NEW YORK POST OR SOME SHIT: There's a chance you could have ended up